Showing posts with label baghdad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baghdad. Show all posts

Saturday, June 17, 2023

Dad jokes: Father's Day (standup comedy)

Netflix is a Joke, 6/17/23; Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
WARNING: Vulgar, crude, profanity-laden, obscene truths! Wrong speech! Unskillful karma!

22 Minutes of Dad Jokes for Father's Day
(Netflix Is A Joke) June 17, 2023. Top comics like Kevin Hart, Jim Gaffigan, Mike Epps, Pete Davidson, Lil Rel Howery, Nate Bargatze, Dave Chappelle, Ray Romano, and Seth Meyers are spinning jokes about dads for Father’s Day -- from what it’s like to be one to what it’s like to have one.

(CC) Dave Chappelle spills the truth about Hollywood's Kevin Hart

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Sunday, April 1, 2018

Going to church for Easter (cartoon)

Seth MacFarlane (American Dad!/FOX TV); Sheldon S., Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly


I pick and choose what I believe in the Bible
Roger, who was saved from Area 51, joins the fun as the family visits church on the holiest day of the Christian calendar, which is arguably either Easter of the pagan holiday resurrection or Xmas, the day of the birth of the star that in Astrotheology signifies the "lord" of various religions (Mithras, Horus, Zeus, Jesus, anyone). 

Most American "Christians" are nominal and denominational, by name only but dedicated to the sect they were born into.

Here CIA Agent Stan Smith and his wife and family make it to mass at the local Episcopalian outlet for a service as important as Easter.

Then the damn "Rapture" (which is not found in the Bible) happens, signalling the End of Days in this very special holiday edition of American Dad! called "Rapture's Delight."

When Stan blames his wife for not getting into heaven, she ends their relationship. She then befriends a man, whom she later finds out to be Jesus Christ. She becomes his bride, leaving Stan behind on the deteriorating earth for armageddon.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Amazing history of Arabs and Math (audio)

Dhr. Seven, CC Liu (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly; Mitch Jeserich, J. Lyons (KPFA, Berkeley); IJSN
From algebra to algorithms, science to precise astronomical observations, the "West" starting with ancient Greece got higher math and logic from Arabs. It then began to take credit for it then to erase their contributions. Islamophobia is a terrible thing.

If math is a religion, it's Islam/'Induism
ARABS, ISLAM, MATH: Jonathan Lyons, an independent scholar and author of the book The House of Wisdom: How the Arabs Transformed Western Civilization. talks to host Mitch Jeserich about the amazing contributions from Arabs to our culture. While they are demonized and set up as the ultimate enemies of Christians and Jews, when it seems as if it were more Christian Crusaders and Catholic papal aggression from Europe and Christendom, all in the name of peaceful Christ and the tribal war-god Jehovah, attacking the "East."

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For centuries following the fall of Rome, Western Europe was a benighted backwater, a world of subsistence farming, minimal literacy, and violent conflict.
 
Meanwhile, however, Arab culture (next to the former astonishing Indus Valley Civilization and what remained of it in India) was thriving, dazzling those Europeans fortunate enough to visit cities like Baghdad (the great seat of paper making) or Antioch.
 
There, philosophers, mathematicians, and astronomers were steadily advancing the frontiers of knowledge, as well as keeping alive the works of the ancient Greeks like Plato and Aristotle [influenced by Buddhism -- some arguing that it was in fact the Buddha who introduced parliamentary democracy to Greece via the Vinaya rules and detailed voting procedures for running the Sangha, the massive monastic community that spread across the Buddhist world].
 
Are you a mathophobe?
When the best libraries in Europe held several dozen books, Baghdad's great library, The House of Wisdom, housed 400,000. Jonathan Lyons shows just how much "Western" ideas owe to the Golden Age of Arab civilization.

Even while their countrymen waged bloody Crusades against Muslims, a handful of intrepid Christian scholars, hungry for knowledge, traveled East and returned with priceless jewels of science, medicine, and philosophy that laid the foundation for the Renaissance. In this brilliant, evocative book Jonathan Lyons reveals the story of how Europe drank from the well of Muslim learning.
ISRAEL: Darwin Bond Graham talks about the intertwined economies of Israel and California's Silicon Valley (home of Google, Apple, and other high tech U.S. government-spying partners).
 
Islam overran and displaced Silk Road Buddhism throughout Central Asia and India.
AFGHANISTAN: In the second half Diana Preston shows how Afghanistan is where empires go to die. The once great British Empire learned its lesson during the tragic first Anglo Afghan War when it underestimated the Buddha's homeland, the nomadic Indo-Scythian kingdoms and territories now called Afghani-stan.

The Dark Defile
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Convinced in 1838 that Britain's very valuable empire in India was threatened by Russia, Persia (Iran), and Afghan tribes, the British government ordered its Army of the Indus into Afghanistan to oust from power the independent-minded King Dost Mohammed.

It was then going to install in the capital of Kabul the unpopular puppet-ruler Shah Shuja, who would be friendly to the West while growing rich selling out his own country and people(s).

Afghan Buddha, first statues
Expecting a quick campaign, the British found themselves trapped by unforeseen circumstances; eventually the disparate Afghan tribes united, and the seemingly omnipotent British Army was slaughtered in 1842 as it desperately retreated through the mountain passes from Kabul to Jalalabad.
 
Only one Briton survived uncaptured, while 15,000 were killed. Diana Preston vividly recounts the drama of this First Afghan War, one of the opening salvos in the strategic rivalry between Britain and Russia for supremacy in Central Asia.
 
As insightful about geography as she is about political and military miscalculation, Preston draws on rarely documented letters and diaries to bring alive long-lost characters -- Lord Auckland, the weak British governor-general in India; his impetuous aide William Macnaghten; and the prescient adventurer-envoy Alexander Burnes, whose sage advice was steadfastly ignored.

A model of compelling narrative history, The Dark Defile is a fascinating exploration of 19th-century geopolitics and a cautionary tale that resonates loudly today.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

We are the most violent nation in the world

(RTAmerica) This Wikileaks footage shows Reuters journalist Namir Noor-Elden and her driver Saeed Chmagh being shot by laughing US military men in a helicopter over a public square in Baghdad. After the shooting a minivan full of adults and children drove into the square to rescue survivors and were also attacked, killing an injuring the occupants. The US military listed the adults as "militants" and originally claimed they did not know how the deaths occurred. Now the truth comes out with this video.

(WQ) We are the only nation in history to drop nuclear bombs on human beings -- not once but three times (Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Nevada). Yes, that third one means "we" (the military, which rightly speaking isn't "us") experimented on our own servicemen and citizens without them knowing it. Human guinea pigs cannot be used without their written consent; then again, targeting innocent civilians is also a war crime for which we punish others by death. We love killing -- as long as it's plausibly deniable that we're bad. We're good. We're patriotic. We're wholesome. And we value freedom, honesty, and personal liberty above all things. You know, like our saying, "Live free or die." We love killing. Look how we've made a video game of it.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Iraqi shoe-throwing hero to become activist

BAGHDAD (AP) – The Iraqi television reporter who threw shoes at former President Bush in one of the more bizarre episodes of the Iraq war might use his new iconic status in Iraq to promote humani-tarian causes. Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the reporter is to be released Monday. He will be greeted by a nation of many who feel his act spoke for them. More>>

Friday, March 13, 2009

Heroic Bush Shoe Thrower Jailed

Journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi hurled two shoes at then-U.S. president George W. Bush during a news conference with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki on 12/14/08 (AP).

CBC -- A Baghdad courtroom turned chaotic Tuesday after the case of an Iraqi journalist who threw shoes at former U.S. president George Bush was adjourned to Thursday.

Muntadhar al-Zaidi drew applause and shouts of support in the courtroom and the hallway outside during his brief court appearance.

He has been incarcerated since Dec. 14, when he hurled two shoes at Bush and called him a "dog" during a joint press conference with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki.

Televised around the world, the incident propelled al-Zaidi to hero status to many in the Arab world. More>>


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