Showing posts with label foreplay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label foreplay. Show all posts

Monday, September 18, 2023

Sex with Republican Big Boob Boebert

The Humanist Report, 9/18/23; Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
Congresswoman Boebert without makeup: Breast augmentation in 2023? (geniuscelebs.com)

What's a boob? It's a not bright booby bird. Of course, it's also...

Conservative women slam “Bimbo” Boebert after she is caught being groped and groping her date in public
Mommy, what's she doing?
(The Humanist Report) After security camera footage confirmed that Trump-loving MAGAot grandma [since her 17-y.o. got someone pregnant] GOP Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, 36, was groping — and being groped by — her date in a Denver theater watching the weird play Beetlejuice, conservative women are publicly denouncing her, including Meghan McCain, Ann Coulter, and even Jenna Ellis.
CHAPTERS
  • 0:00 Lauren Boebert kicked out of theater
  • 2:27 Congresswoman Boebert's first response
  • 8:03 Lying Boebert's second response
  • 10:01 Response from angry conservatives
  • 12:03 Closing thoughts
  • 13:09 Outro
The conservative women condemned her "embarrassing" behavior and suggested she's making conservatives look like "hypocrites."

This video breaks down the sexual incident, Boebert's lies about it, and the response from fellow conservatives.

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Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Kissing cell phone app device: SexBot Jr?

Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly; FOX 11 News, Los Angeles, 2/28/23

Kissing device lets phone addicts smooch over the internet
Hell, come make love to me? - Sorry, Dave, I can't do that. - I order you. - Oh, you "order" me?
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It's a surprise. - Like this? - Yea, just reach in.
(FOX 11 Los Angeles) Feb. 27, 2023. Want to send a faraway lover a robotic "kiss"? A Chinese contraption with warm, moving silicone “lips” appears to offer the answer.

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In the time of Logan's Run, we will select ideal sexbots by ordering at home.

Sunday, January 29, 2023

Sex, drugs, 'n Amish parties? Rumspringa

Amish Mafia, DMAX 11/17/19; Dr. Phil Show; Pat Macpherson, CC Liu (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
I can't wait for the future, when we move to a free land and get to do what we want. - Yeah.

Amish teens at hot party smoke the devil's lettuce or "green corn"! | Amish Mafia
(DMAX UK) Lebanon Levi is upset after he finds out that some people were smoking "green corn" (cannabis) in the hot party he organized and charged Amish young folk $20 to attend.


In the Amish settlement in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, keeping the peace and carrying out justice is the responsibility of Lebanon Levi. He doesn't hold the title of police chief, but he holds all the power of one and then some. Levi exists above the law and occupies the role of police, judge, jury, and executioner in a community that, untrusting of traditional law enforcement authorities, relies on a group of men for protection and justice. "Amish Mafia" depicts the work carried out by Levi and three of his young Amish assistants, namely keeping outside forces from infiltrating the Amish community, while keeping the principles and morality within the community in check. The Amish church, according to Discovery, denies the existence of this unique "police" force, so the network says some identifying information in the series has been changed and some scenes re-enacted.

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"Get a whiff of my cornfed toots! This is Amish Country, not your father's old Ohio."

Monday, April 23, 2018

Forecast: manmade drought to continue (video)

Associated Press (ap.org); Crystal Quintero, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Sandbars fill the Rio Grande north of Albuquerque, N.M. Forecasters said April 23, 2018, that drought conditions across southwestern states are contributing to a wildfire threat.
After brief relief, forecasts indicate drought will continue


Dry weather will prolong the wildfire threat through summer in the Southwestern US, even though weekend showers temporarily relieved drought conditions in parts of the area, forecasters said today.


The drought is rooted in a dry spell that began in October and is considered "extreme" from southern California to central Kansas.

Conditions are even worse in the Four Corners region and the Oklahoma and Texas panhandles, warranting their description as "exceptional."

"The proverbial spigot shut off," said Brian Fuchs, a climatologist at the National Drought Mitigation Center at the University of Nebraska in Lincoln. "Drought isn't necessarily a signal for wildfires, but it can exacerbate the conditions that do take place." More

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Birds and Bees: wild forms of Sex

A look at sex in the wild: Birds do it, bees do it...

The position and treatment of animals in Buddhism is important for the light it sheds on Buddhists' perception of our relation to the natural world, humanitarian concerns in general, and the relationship between Buddhist theory and practice.

Animals in Buddhism
Animals have always been regarded in Buddhist thought as sentient beings, different in their intellectual capacity but capable of suffering. In the popular beliefs of Mahayana Buddhism, animals possess Buddha nature and therefore possess the potential to become enlightened.

The doctrine of rebirth, moreover, holds that any human can be reborn as an animal, and any animal a human, albeit a much rarer occurrence. An animal might be the rebirth of a relative. And if one looks back far enough through innumerable past lives, one would eventually see that almost every living being was related to oneself in some way.

The Buddha taught that sentient beings currently living in the animal realm have been our mothers, brothers, sisters, fathers, children, and/or friends in past lives. Therefore, one can not make a definitive distinction between karmic laws applicable to animals and those applicable to humans. Ultimately, humans and animals are part of a single family of living beings where all are interconnected. Even their pleasure does not differ so much as we might imagine.

Monkey "prostitution" Male macaques groom females in exchange for sex, according to a study that examined the market underpinnings of macaque sex. According to the research, based on 20-months of observation in an Indonesian nature reserve, a female is three times more likely to mate with a male if he grooms her first. Supply and demand also comes into play: males spend more time grooming when competition for female attention is greater. Scientists refer to this practice as a biological market. (Shuji Kajiyama/AP)

Dolphin "foreplay" For playful dolphins, mating seems just like another carefree and pleasurable way to pass away the day. Along with some typical male posturing for access to females, there's plenty of chasing, rubbing, nuzzling, and stroking all of which constitutes foreplay. The belly-to-belly copulation act itself lasts less than a minute, but is often repeated several times over the course of an hour. (NOAA)

Panda "porn" Captive pandas require pornography to help them get in the mood. In the wild, biologists say pandas mate without much of a hitch. But since the wild population in China's mountain forests hovers around just 1,600 individuals, there's a push to boost the panda population in zoos around the world. And that's where the problems lie. Many pandas lack interest in their arranged mates. And some inexperienced males who give it the old college try fail to engage the appropriate body part. As an aid, some zoo keepers attempt to arouse the bears and teach them proper technique with specially made DVDs: a.k.a. "panda porn." When that fails – and it often does – artificial insemination is considered a last resort. These tricks combined with a better understanding of what makes the panda libido tick are beginning to pay off. The captive population has boomed in recent years. (Wichai Taprieu/AP file)

"Hot" plant sex Plant sex has ancient roots. The males in a group of plants called cycads, which have been around for at least 250 million years, get all hot and bothered as a means to compel pollen-covered insects deep in their cones to fly forth and find a female to pollinate, according to scientists. The plants begin the process by emitting a fragrance that lures little insects called thrips into their cones. After a few hours of the thrips feasting and rolling around in there, the cycads heat up as much as 25 degrees Fahrenheit, which turns their sweet smelling fragrance into a stench. The thrips flee, some landing on benign-smelling female cycads and thus completing the pollination cycle. (Irene Terry / Univ. of Utah) More on sex>>
In Buddhist cosmology, animals are believed to inhabit a distinct "world," separate from humans not in space but in terms of mental states. That world is called Tiryagyoni in Sanskrit (Tiracchānayoni in Pāli).

Rebirth as an animal is considered an unfortunate rebirth, usually involving more suffering than pleasure relative to the human world. Buddhist commentarial texts point out many instances of suffering associated with the animal world:

  • Even where no humans are present, animals are attacked and eaten by other animals.
  • Or they live in fear of such things.
  • They endure extreme changes of environment throughout the year.
  • They have no security of habitation.
  • Animals living among humans are often slaughtered for their bodies.
  • Or they are taken and forced to work and beaten.
  • Beyond this, they suffer from ignorance, not knowing or understanding what or why this is happening to them with any clarity.
  • They are unable to do very much about it, acting instead primarily on instinct.