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FEAR: What to do about the Flu

I. Ronic (WQ Special Correspondent)

MEGALOPOLIS, Gaia -- Be afraid, very afraid. Fear, that's the most important thing! Fear prevents illness...at least it feels like it does. Okay, it causes illness. But fear makes you feel like you're doing something useful. So obey authorities, be fearful, and don't bother them with questions.

Instead, help out: Demand your local government purchase flu vaccines and allopathic drugs from large pharmaceutical cor-porations. Especially if Rumsfeld is on their board. Price should be no object. Do it for the kids. Big Pharma is your friend, and we're here for you. I mean, they're here for us. A drug is not a drug if it's used as medicine.

Who's to say the price is to high anyway? "Price goug-ing" helps the economy. And you do want to help the economy, don't you?? Gouging is in the eye of the gouger.

Discourage foreign travel. (Sorry, no refunds). So don't bother the attendant at the ticket counter. We might have to call security. Just be glad you didn't go. Stay home. Avoid other people. Watch more TV. Shop the Web.

We have a great special on surgical masks. Nothing sells like fear. We can hardly keep them in stock. So get yours now, be the first on your block, show those Jones who's who. And remember, be afraid, very afraid ...no, even more afraid than that.

• Cause of flu
• Cure for flu
• WHO to stop using term "swine flu" to avoid confusion
• Mexico tells citizens to stay home, close down for 5 days

PHOTOS: Rumsfeld at the Pentagon; foreign tourists wearing surgical masks in Mexico

Flu, Flu, Government Flu (cure)

WQ announces cure for "swine flu"! The cure is threefold: Colloidal silver wipes out the virus. Good nutrition keeps the body strong. And a loving mind/heart (since "fear" is a form of dosa, hate/aversion in Buddhist psychological terms) helps keep your wits about you.WARNING: Profanity. "Government Flu" (performed by the Dead Kennedys)

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The Pharmaceutical Industry used a 1976 "swine flu" scare to cause a health catastrophe. Harmful vaccinations were pressed on everyone for an epidemic scare that never materialized. What did materialize, however, was disease brought on by the vaccine. Flu shots harm. Vaccinations in children have led to an exponential increase in autism. Vaccines do not work for future flus -- ask your doctor. Even she'll admit it. You're taxing your immune system to no advantage. With a six-month lag time, anyone being inoculated is being given a vaccine for a disease that is no longer a risk (due to viral mutations).

• 1976 outbreak
• U.S. flu victims may be infecting others: WHO
• Officials say US deaths expected from swine flu
• Mexicans put faith in masks -- but do they work?
• Mexico City shuts itself in amid swine flu fears
• Swine flu's ground zero? Residents say it's a nearby farm where humans were playing with pigs to be slaughtered

All American Girl says: The swine flu was created in a test tube by the government/NWO as part of a master plan. It's a means of world control and one way to usher in Martial Law.