Magic 8-Ball. Thanks to Spike it's now digital for everyone's convenience. There are other ways to know: work with Dr. Bruce Goldberg, the hippest hypnotist around; stand next to future President Andrew D. Basiago, Esq.; get to know the devas (lit. "shining ones") on higher planes of existence where time is different enough that they can easily see our future coming, or meditate. Meditation reveals all, as we gain powers that make unseen devas (divinities, other-dimensionals) visible. Of course, we could just spin the Magic 8-Ball to divine the future while we're waiting.