Wednesday, August 7, 2024

Getting to know next VP Tim or JD (TDS)


Will Republicans cower out or debate?
Another Trump administration circus? WE AREN'T GOING BACK! - Tim and Kami's 1st rally
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I would, I would, I want to...but...
(Scripps News Staff, 8/6/24) Now that both Kamala Devi and Don John have chosen their running mates for the 2024 presidential election, one big question remains:

Will the Republicans muster the guts to debate?

DJ is too scared and making excuses, and JD is making excuses even as he says he's not scared of hillbilly Tim.

While a potential presidential debate is still up in the air — with DJ and HD failing to come to an agreement — a vice-presidential debate does appear somewhat more likely at the moment.


Republican VP nominee JD said today (8/6/24) at a campaign event that he will debate HD running mate Tim, but not until something else happens first. WAIT! Let us guess. Delays, delays:
  • Dang, we already lost! We had it! Now we lose
    Dems have to stop calling the GOP "weird"
  • Everyone needs to apologize and say JD did not dry hump that sofa
  • Tim and Devi need to agree to a bunch of conditions
  • The moderator must be a FOX News staffer or Tucker or Megyn
  • They have to agree to let JD go first and to have the last word
  • They have to resurrect G-Joe and promise that DJ will get to debate him again because Dems might pull another switcheroo and put him back at the head of the ticket...?
"I absolutely want to debate Tim Walz [someday, in some universe, just not necessarily this one]," Vance claims. "BUT I want to debate him after he's actually officially the nominee."


JD went on to say that he called Tim to congratulate him on being named Harris' VP pick but speculated that the top of the Democratic ticket could still be changed. "Would it shock me if the Democrats pulled another switcheroo? No, it wouldn't," JD said.

"So look [I'm not making excuses or trying to chicken out or buying myself some more prep time], we're going to wait until they actually nominate Kamala Harris and Tim Walz before we [JD and DJ] do any debates."
On Monday night, the Democratic National Party (the donkeys or the dumbos?) announced that 99% of pledged and automatic delegates voted for Harris to be the Democratic nominee for president. [Who was she running against? No one. So what happened to that last percentage point? Is Putin running this poll?]

MAGA disciples are voting "Felon" for 2024? The lesser of two evils is the felon? Could be.
(Jordan Klepper) Democrats may have become warmongers and the party of the CIA, but to a man, DINOs and Dems are just much funnier and smarter. Exhibit A: Klepper runs circles MAGAots.

The vote still needs to be certified [ratified, conducted in public, voted on, made legitimate by having a rival, or any number of other legitimizing factors] before Harris or Walz would be the official 2024 presidential ticket

I can do it, Hon. - Speak when you're spoken to!
Prior to moving to the top of the ticket, HD had agreed to a VP debate on Aug. 13th, but JD had not confirmed his appearance, so it remains to be seen when and if a VP debate will take place.

[Oh, JD, man up. She's a woman, and now you have a man to go up against, or have your wife do it in your place. Stop being weird; stop saying sexist things.]

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