.Yesterday, Sunday, I heard a joke by a white Christian at church: "What's not in the Bible that everyone assumes there is?"
"Ummm, blankety blank?" I guessed.
"No," she said, "white people."
We laughed as my mind scanned for even one exception. So I joked, "But what about blue-eyed, chestnut haired, pale Nordic Jesus?"
"Exactly," she laughed even louder. It's a very liberal church with enlightened parishioners who do not succumb to racism, sexism, and biases so prevalent in American culture.
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Kmt, Kemetic) history? This documentary explores one of the most debated historical theories linking Pharaoh Akhenaten, early monotheism (which was actually a form of henotheism), and the origins of the Exodus tradition.
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| Jesus, like Judas, had to be a Jew |
The more I thought about it, I could not think of a single white person in all those pages, even the much larger
Apocrypha (the many books the Councils threw out of the Bible). But we have been lied to for so long, brainwashed with European art, ignoring the Russian icons of Eastern Orthodox Christianity, all of which accurately represent biblical figures as dark black.
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| Notovitch crucified for discovery |
If I were a Christian following a Gnostic (pre-whitewash) Jesus, the first two things I would read would be the real whole Bible only preserved in the ancient Ethiopian Bible and all the material labeled "the Apocrypha" to get the real story. Then I would follow that up with Russian Christian scholar Nicolas Notovitch's discovery of a wealth of written documented material on the whereabouts of Jesus (Y'shua, Isa, Saint Issa) during the "lost years."
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| We don't want to know where He was |
Those years were not "lost" at all but rather purposely excluded by Councils that did not want to admit the non-Pauline Christianity shares a great deal with other religions such as ancient Buddhism, Vedic Hinduism, Zoroastrianism (Parsis), Judaism (Essenes, Gnostics, Samaritans, etc.), Jainism, and all the scattered material appropriated by the Vatican (formerly a site completely dedicated to the worship of Mithras, not Jesus, until Caesar's Messiah was instituted as the state religion of Rome to control the disparate peoples of the growing empire).
There are few whiter people in all the world than the blond, blue-eyed Nordic Russians (modern post-USSR "Russia" being composed of about 92 ethnicities, many of them Asian and non-Nordic). But in the USA, we are led to believe that a "White Russian" is some kind of exception, so much so that a famous drink takes for granted that that would be odd. Nearly all Russians are very light and most definitively white.
So that Russians of all people would keep the authentic original historical Jesus Black (Northern African) along with all the Apostles and the few females remaining in the Bible, that has to say something positive for Eastern Orthodoxy.
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| Non-Messiah Jesus was a white Jew like us! |
But there's also the Coptic (Egyptian) Church, the Greek Orthodox, all three holding on to truths Western Protestantism and Roman Catholicism have long sought to hide for social control of populations so that, far from freeing anyone as Jesus and Mary Magdelene intended, Christianity is used to oppress, enslave, forcibly convert, and utterly neuter. HOW?
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| Trump, you are what Italians call a gavone. - Cool |
Next to no Christian in the West uses Christianity to gain knowledge and vision (gnosis) as Jesus taught and intended for his followers. Instead, they all repeat a slogan, a magic formula, and state-sponsored propaganda: Just believe in this, and you will be free when you die." That's the whole of Christianity today. Even the founder of the Christian publication Watchtower and Ambassador College in Pasadena, California, realized it. No one follows Christ or his instructions. They do the opposite. They do what the Devil would have them do, and what's that? Spend all day and night singing the praises of Jesus' name and never bothering to learn or follow any of the instructions.
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| That's my white husband they all worship. |
Roman Catholicism didn't get to be the largest religion in the world today by teaching anyone anything worthwhile. It did it by spreading "faith" and the exaltation of "faith," and don't question anything, and don't do anything. Just obey blindly and keep the faith. And repeat this message often to induct more blind followers. We'll worry about what Jesus wants us to do to get into heaven later when we're in heaven already, having led a bad life but being forgiven and "redeemed" by the faith the Emperor, Pharaoh, prime minister, and president told us to follow like sheep looking for a Good Shepherd.
Ever wonder about the skin color of Moses, the legendary biblical figure who supposedly led the Israelites (or was that Canaanites) out of the country of Egypt in Africa?
Despite Moses' role in the Old Testament, the Bible remains curiously silent on Moses' physical appearance. This has led to centuries of debate, artistic European re-interpretations, and even modern misconceptions promoting a Nordic Moses as if such a thing were possible.
Let's uncover the uncomfortable truth behind this enduring question.
Venerated in Jewish temples, Eastern Orthodox churches, Roman Catholic churches, Eastern Catholic churches, Anglican Communion Oriental Orthodox churches, Lutheran churches, and Russian Orthodox Christian churches [as a Black man].
Major shrine: Paromeos Monastery, Scetes, Egypt, Africa.
Feast day: August 28 (West), July 1 = Paoni 24 (East)
Similar people: Macarius of Egypt, Poemen, Martin Luther, Murad Bey
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