|Albinos dream of tan children.|
If you've been reading the tabloids like we have, you'd know that this engagement was coming. By now his brother's wife, hot Kate Duchess of something or other, has a bunch of fake kids assigned to her (surrogate and/or hybrid pregnancies ensure the future of the royal British/UK line). Ask David Icke about the royals. The AP is all over the fantasy details along with the rest of the world's mainstream media.
|Meg promises to keep straightening her hair IF Harry lets his frizz out. Deal!|
|Meg may look too much like Kate, enough to make Pippa ban their wedding as she's done.|