Attractive Girls Union refuses to talk to Mike

The Onion; Team Men, Ashley Wells (ed.), Wisdom Quarterly

Dating for men is not easy, which is putting it mildly. Who to listen to, Dr. Wendy Walsh (KFI) or PUAs who get results? It's a mad, mad world. Look what has happened to poor Mike G. Who better to trust in matters of such importance than ONN, the Onion News Network? In this investigative piece, the network looks into Mike's case to see where he went wrong and what we can all learn from him.