Showing posts with label debates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label debates. Show all posts

Monday, October 14, 2024

Trump's bonkers, headlines, comedy


Trump gets more erratic, doubles down on Kamala, and do MAGA voters even know what they're against?
If both candidates are terrible, let's have a Black woman be the first female in office.
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Look, I'll let y'all smoke dope, okey-doke?
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Oct. 14, 2024: We are three weeks away from the presidential election and it was a messy weekend for Donald, he bragged about not using a teleprompter while reading from a teleprompter, he was in Aurora, Colorado, where the MAGA-faithful assembled to bask in the glow of their dear misleader, Trump said that if elected he will invoke The Alien Enemies Act of 1978, VP Kamala Harris released her medical information over the weekend and Trump has yet to do so, he has called for Kamala to pass a test on Cognitive Stamina and Agility, over the weekend he reportedly used the “R” word to describe her in front of his bigliest donors, for whatever reason Trump has doubled his support among Black American men and couldn’t wait to tell all the white people who came to his rally about it, no one mispronounces words better than the Donald, and after his rally in Coachella on Saturday JKL spoke to Trump supporters there about the issues that seems to have them so upset. #Kimmel

(DemocracyNow.org) Amy Goodman rounds up the world headlines. 

Saturday, October 12, 2024

Trump live in Coachella: rally (10/12)

I know I'm doomed to lose, so I'm going around blue states to be able to say I tried my best.
Will you implement Project 2025? - Mm, what's that? I never read it. Everyone knows IDK.


I'm not p*ssed off. I'm just mad.
Right wing radio Los Angeles (KFI AM 640) has announced that DJ Trump is hitting Los Angeles (Burbank in the Valley, approaching the Foothills) to appear on The John With No Ken Show  with John Kobylt (after eight years of begging) today at 2:00 pm (Pacific).

He's coming to California for a rally this Saturday (Oct. 12, 2024, at 5:00 pm with gates opening at noon) at Coachella, the polo grounds in Indio far outside LA, at Calhoun Ranch.

This is where the Stagecoach country music hootenanny is held following the massive pop and EDM jamboree that is COACHELLA. (Two tickets per cell phone number registered, and no guns or Anti-Trump protesters please).

How did DJ make it to the coach? He survived Pennsylvania and the gold course. But he needs another spectacular attention grab if he wants to overcome Kamala's slight lead in some polls. Demented ramblings? That might do it. Heat stroke for an old man, the oldest ever to try to win the office?

Trump rambles on. Massive fight breaks out at MAGA rally

Do you care that you're losing to Kamala?
VP KD Harris is on overdrive. Since DJ chickened out of his interview with 60 Minutes, Kamala went it alone and got slightly clobbered. She just clams up, plays dumbs, changes the subject. Gov. TV Walz fizzled on Jimmy Kimmel Live, an affable Midwesterner coach caught fibbing but being likeable, rightly accusing Trump of being a "pathological liar."

Today is a busy day for Kamala with a visit to The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Radio in New York. Stern is now publicly backing her (what does he know?), claiming to be confused why anyone would still be supporting the New York grifter, his erstwhile friend DJ. She is headed to New York to do The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and another View type show. Will it be enough? Is she pulling out all the stops with the election only a month away?

Monday, October 7, 2024

Jim Kimmel, Tim Walz, Jon Stewart (comedy)

Life size Trump with IBS and adult diaper cut out in front of Kimmel's studio in Hollywood
You stink and I hate you, Donald. - I own you, Melania. - I know; I stay for Barron.
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Trump attacks Jimmy Kimmel (AGAIN), Elon Musk joins rally, MTG weather control conspiracy
Jimmy, are you picking on our boy, Donny Jo?
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Oct. 7, 2024: Minnesota Governor TV Walz joins the show tonight, DJ Trump took a break from bragging to launch another attack on host Jimmy for making fun of him at the Oscars, he had an especially flub-filled weekend as his dementia worsens, he returned to Butler, Pennsylvania (to give the FBI another shot and) to mention what sounds like a completely made up story about "a friend" needing a dinner reservation, Elon Musk joined him on stage even though they clearly both hate each other...


Welcome to the Aryan Brotherhood, Mr. Trump
Trumpers have been blaming Democrats for comparing Trump to Hitler even though his own running mate, Sen. JD Vance, did just that, he has been spreading untruths about the G-Joe Biden response to the hurricane in North Carolina, MTG is pushing a very believable conspiracy that Democrats can control the weather...

Weather manipulation? That's crazy talk!
[with technology such as HAARP, cloud seeding, chemtrail heavy metals, particulate matter dispersal, and other crazy ideas that work and have been in use for years], the official release of Mrs. Trump’s new book, Melania, is tomorrow and she discussed her pro-abortion position with Fox News [which may be due to being married to Trump more than her disregard for fetal lives], and while no former president has ever been more industrious about fleecing his supporters, DJ is not in fact the first to do it. #Kimmel
Pesto+Moo Deng dating? Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart
Look, it's a fun "rainbow" around the sun from all the  metallic and petrol products in the air.
Perfectly normal, perfectly historical, we've always had these new "straight" clouds
High levels of barium, strontium, aluminum, red blood cells, other toxins in lingering aerosol?

Kamala interviewed by 60 Minutes


Kamala Harris: The 2024 60 Minutes interview
Yay, we get served salad tonight!
(60 Minutes) Oct. 7, 2024: Watch as VP Kamala "Word Salad" Harris discusses the economy, immigration, and the ongoing US proxy war in the Mideast, as well as the differences between herself and ex-Pres. Trump during a 2024 election interview that was planned and staged and used softball questions to not provoke her into a fugue state as usually happens when she's put on the spot.
"60 Minutes" is the most successful TV broadcast in history, so long as Family Guy, The Simpsons, I Love Lucy, South Park, and Bonanza are not counted as broadcasts. Offering hard-hitting investigative reports, interviews, feature segments and profiles of people in the news, the broadcast began in 1968 and is still a hit, over 50 seasons later, regularly making Nielsen's Top 10.

Thursday, October 3, 2024

Election comedy, Trump case unsealed


Legal gambling on US elections? Dockworkers' strike stokes supply chain panic
(The Daily Show) Oct. 3, 2024: Michael Kosta reports on the latest election shake-ups, including a new ruling allowing gamblers to bet on the outcome of congressional races and a dockworker strike supported by both Trump and Harris that nearly guarantees forthcoming shortages and price hikes. Plus, Grace Kuhlenschmidt joins with the scoop on how panic-buying shoppers hope to outsmart the holdout. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #Strike Subscribe to The Daily Show: @thedailyshow.


Trump's MELTDOWN over new election fraud evidence, Mrs. Melania Trump's pro-abortion stance, and GOP hypocrisy is REAL
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Oct. 3, 2024: A new bill was signed into law this week by California Gov. Gavin "Nazi Ken" Newsom that will allow marijuana dispensaries to serve food and non-alcoholic drinks at Amsterdam-style cafes, Trump hit Truth Social (his version of Twitter) hard last night to complain about the 165 pages of incriminating evidence the judge released detailing every step of his attempt to overthrow the previous election, he visited Michigan to rave and rant about windmills like the Man from La Mancha, before his teleprompter broke, Republicans who were very worked up about G-Joe Biden’s age don’t seem to have the same problem with senile senior citizen Trump, the MAGA faithful are still showing up and buying merch, Melania came out to promote her book and to reveal that unlike her husband she is bigly pro-choice, RFK Jr. (yet another sex-addict Kennedy) has reportedly had affairs with at least three women over the past year, Americans are panic buying rolls of toilet paper in response to the port strike (but should be looking int bidets, which leave butts much cleaner and fresher), Trump loves America a lot, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship. #Kimmel

Trump's criminal clinging to power

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Vance (TDS), Trump's crimes unsealed (JKL)


(The Daily Show) Oct. 2, 2024: Michael Kosta tackles last night's VP debate between JD Vance and TV Walz and the cable news pundits who have been hard at work spinning who won. Plus, Troy Iwata is in the post-debate spin room with a definitive, scientific debate-scoring system. #DailyShow #JDVance #TimWalz
Pundits spin the Walz-Vance debate while Trump is distracted, tweeting on Truth Social, talking baseball death of Pete Rose

Trump exposed by court in damning 2020 election report, pressured Pence relentlessly, Vance's untruths
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Oct. 2, 2024: The election is now 33 days away, Special Counsel Jack Smith’s damning new report was unsealed and it details a mountain of evidence against criminal Donald Trump in relation to his January 6th crimes in DC, many of the names are redacted but it’s easy to figure out who is who, Trump pressed Pence repeatedly to break the law, more than 43 million Americans tuned in for the debate between Vance and Walz, JD had many untruths but it was an otherwise civilized discussion, Orange Julius Caesar was said to be very pleased with JD’s performance, he appears to be running out of steam on the trail with dementia, a chalkboard is pulled out to break down a crazy lemonade rant Donny went on, Forbes Magazine unveiled its list of the 400 richest people in America, and fellow luminaries wish former Pres. Jimmy Carter a happy 100th birthday. #Kimmel

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Comedy late night show debate review


Jimmy Kimmel breaks down vice presidential debate between Vance and Walz
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Oct. 1, 2024: Tonight was the vice presidential debate between JD Vance and Tim Walz, Fox News is desperate to exploit any kind of oddness that they can conjure up about nervous and amped [energy drink guzzling] Tim Walz, the two candidates were very polite to each other [boring], CBS opted to not fact check live but to have a QR code on the screen instead so JKL created its own – just go to MattDamonSucks.com, Trump did a play by play of the debate on Truth Social, he was in Wisconsin today where we was in full babble mode, and JD Vance (Haley Joel Osment) has released a new ad making his donut shopping a top priority. #Kimmel

Thursday, September 26, 2024

The Daily Show with Desi Lydic 'n Jon


Fearful Trump refuses second debate, calls BS on Kamala's McDonald's job


(The Daily Show) Sept. 25, 2024: On what would have been the second debate night between Harris and Trump — until the ex-president backed out — Desi Lydic takes on the latest election news, including Trump’s new scam hawking out fake coins and his contention that Harris never worked at McDonald’s.
  • 0:00 - Harris & Trump give speeches at rallies
  • 1:03 - Trump calls BS on Harris's Mickey D's experience
  • 2:46 - Trump refuses second debate
  • 4:02 - Trump unveils latest grift
Subscribe to The Daily Show: @thedailyshow. #DesiLydic #DailyShow #McDonalds #Debate #Trump

Hollywood actor Aubrey Plaza (Megalopolis, My Old Ass) visits with Desi
  • The Daily Show; Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells, Pfc. Sandoval (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Monday, September 23, 2024

JK Live: Trump to women, Black Nazi


Trump’s unhinged message to women, "Black Nazi" endorsement, and refusal to debate Kamala
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Sept. 23, 2024: DJ Trump spent the weekend Truthing about Oprah’s interview with Kamala Harris, saving flavored vaping in 2019, women being in a worse place than they were four years ago, he yelled about Jewish voters saying if he loses the election they will be to blame, a new Trump coin is being released, Melania was paid $237,500 dollars for giving a speech to the [gay] Log Cabin Republicans at Mar-A-Lago, she has been plugging her forthcoming memoir a tell-all book on life in the White House, DJ spent time at a meeting of the Israeli American Council talking about how he “won” the debate against Kamala, we have a new edition of Drunk Donald Trump, RFK Jr. is embroiled in a Sext scandal, NC Lt. Gov. Mark "Black Nazi" Robinson who is running for governor of North Carolina is also in hot water for being a Black white supremacist raacist, and Mike "MyPillow" Lindell throws him an endorsement. #Kimmel

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

Jimmy Kimmel: Oprah, Trump, Daily Show


Trump WON’T stop pushing pet eating lies, Oprah surprises audience, Clooney and Pitt help Jimmy avenge his hatred of Matt Damon
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Sept. 17, 2024: The big news last night was that Diddy got arrested, Donald took a break from protecting American geese to launch a new cryptocurrency scam, dumb philanderer Don Jr. (fiancée of California Gov. Gavin Newsom ex Kimberly "Yikes What Happened To Your Face" Guilfoyle) was photographed at a dark bar in Palm Beach canoodling with a sexy woman who is not his fiancée, his use of air quotes has been off the charts lately, crass and vulgar new Trump concubine Laura Loomer wants to make it very clear that she is not a f'n her way to the top Kamala-Willie-Brown-style with DJ Trump, JD Vance and DJ Trump are staying on top of Nutjob Mountain with nonsense about Haitians in Springfield, Ohio, eating pets, George Clooney and Brad Pitt help Jimmy take care of a very serious situation (settling an old beef with Matt Damon for getting up on Kimmel's then-girlfriend the super smart and funny comedienne Sarah Silverman, and there's a special surprise visit from Oprah Winfrey who helps an audience member register to vote on National Voter Registration Day. Registering to vote is easy! Just ask Taylor Swift on social media. Go to iamavoter.com so we can have a democracy (or at least the better pretense of one). Subscribe to get the latest: bit.ly/JKLSubscribe. #Kimmel


Trump's dubious attempt to blame political violence on Democrats' rhetoric as he keeps calling Kamala a 'fascist'
(The Daily Show) Sept. 17, 2024: Ronny Chieng on the second assassination attempt on Donald "Hezbollah Pager" Trump, which has the Secret Service [or FBI?] scrambling, the mainstream media up in arms, and Ohio Senator (and VP hopeful) JD Vance struggling to find a Democrat to blame. Plus, an exclusive clip of G-Joe Biden’s surprising phone call to Trump following the "oops, sorry we tried to unalive you again" incident. #DailyShow #Trump #RonnyChieng

Saturday, September 7, 2024

George W. Bush thinks Trump is 'weird'?

I like this war criminal, enemy of my enemy, China. - Whoa there, Dolly! I'm pro-She Ging Ping
WTF, Doubleyou? You buddy up to the Dolly Lahmer but throw me, the GOAT, under the bus?

Dick, Bush, and Colon are RINOS! Vote Me!
Here is the COMPLETE list of past Republican presidential ticket members voting for Trump this time around: 1. Sarah Palin. That’s it. That’s the whole list. The 2008 Alaskan Republican vice-presidential nominee reaffirmed her support for Trump in March 2023.

Former Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney said he is “absolutely not” voting for Trump. 

I was told the fix was in for Obama. - Me, too.
[The McCains have sided with a woman again, this time Kamala Walz.] Former Vice President Dick Cheney is out, former vice-presidential nominee Paul Ryan, and, presumably, former Vice President Dan Quayle, who helped prevent Trump from stealing the election in 2020.

Trump’s own former Vice President Mike Pence, whom Trump nearly got hanged in public on Jan. 6, 2021, said: “it should come as no surprise” that he will not endorse Trump.
  • Freudian slip for GW Bush (Jimmy Dore)
    Related video: ‘These are radical left lunatics’: Trump blasts the Democrat Party during remarks on the economy (Slingshot News)
  • Donald Trump bizarrely says people have 'no choice' but to vote for him in 2024 election EVEN 'if you don't like me'
  • How Republicans learned to stop worrying and love early voting
  • Democrats, Republicans hold events to rally voters ahead of presidential election
George W. Bush on Trump?
Trump Represents the party of my grandfather
Former Republican President George W. Bush has not revealed how he’s voting this year, but in 2020 he reportedly said he would NOT support Trump’s reelection.

Bush had a negative response to Trump’s inaugural address in 2016, where Trump described the USA as a dark wasteland of American carnage: “That was some weird shit,” Bush reportedly said [because he, like many dyed-in-the-wool Republicans, is embarrassed of and rejects the criminal grifter Trump].

  • Huff Post via MSN, 9/7/24; Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

We TRY to like Kamala, but we just can't



Vote Green, vote Jill Stein in 2024.
Mainstream voting goes from worse to worser. It's just a decision about who's worse. That would seem obvious, that horrible narcissist and chronic liar DJT is hands down worse. But enfeebled Genocide Joe was worse. Now, admittedly KDH is better than him, but she's terrible. She just looks nice and is more a symbolic improvement. Behind the veneer(s), she's a miserable choice.

AOC, we register our protest vote (Green)
Where are Green candidate Jill Stein and the transparency candidate Andrew D. Basiago? Called "nuts" by the mainstream the Squad's AOC, they seem far better. Who wouldn't want an anti-war candidate who wants to save the environment, who as a Jewish woman opposes Israel and the US War Machine that funds it. Basiago is tired of government secrecy and non-disclosure. There are things to disclose, and he aims to...unless he has already been stopped by manipulators of our timeline, the movers and shakers of this simulated reality (samsara) we're stuck in.

Kamala Harris wants you to like her and forget about her record of non-accomplishments

(Tulsi Gabbard) Sept. 1, 2024: Rep. (Democrat, Hawaii) Tulsi Gabbard shares her experience with Kamala Harris during the 2020 presidential debate and reminds the American public about Kamala's poor record.


Kamala Harris continually lies (makes things up) to promote herself, 'totally ridiculous'
(Sky News Australia) March 10, 2023: Sky News host James Morrow says Harris continually says things that are "totally ridiculous." Morrow said Harris' storytelling has people questioning where the "TV show 'Veep' end and the Kamala Harris vice presidency begin?" Morrow says the “disingenuous” VP Harris has a “fantastic history” of skeptical and “kiddy-conservative” stories. “I guess we should be glad she is only using stories about herself as a baby – rather than a real baby.”
  • Hillary Kamala Supporter (MikeMacRae.com), Jimmy Dore (jimmydore.com); Sky News Australia; Tulsi Gabbard (YouTube); Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Friday, August 30, 2024

Kennedy slams Democrats and Kamala


Liberal freaking out about RFK Jr.'s Trump endorsement
(AwakenWithJP) Aug. 30, 2024:  How Liberals are reacting to RFK Jr. endorsing Donald the John Trump for the presidency...

This satirical look at independent RFK Jr. trying to throw his support behind boneheaded Trump is for anyone suffering from irony deficiency. Seventeen states have said "No." They refuse to take RFK off their ballots, thereby watering down votes that could go to one or the other candidate. So like it or not, Kennedy is going to be a "spoiler." If that's not a rigged system, it must just be a giant bureaucracy that picks and chooses what rules to enforce when it feels like it, the way it kept RFK out of all debates no matter how much support he had from the electorate.

RFK gave a speech slamming Kamala (not praising Trum) and the Democrat Party Machine pulling the strings, creating a candidate that speaks Wordsaladese out of a hollow shell. Democrats as the party in power right now are doing all they can to sink ANY third-party challenge to our One Party (with two wings) system. Circle the wagons around the status quo, for it must be preserved at all costs.

The Republicans do the same to protect the duopoly because they are united in this one thing to keep our one-party system no matter what.

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  • Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. (full speech dropping out, slamming Dems and Kamala and tossing his support behind DJ Trump); JP (Awaken with JP) satire, 8/30/24; Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Thursday, August 29, 2024

Interview: Kamala 'Word Salad' H. & Walz


(Sky News Australia) ‘Kamala News Network’: CNN under fire for interview
Vote Kamala no matter what
(As long as the person's blue, it doesn't matter who)

Is this Trump's worst interview ever?
(David Pakman Show) Aug. 28, 2024: Failed candidate Pres. Don John Trump gave what might be his worst interview ever to a [kiss up named] Shawn Ryan. #davidpakmanshow #trump #interview

Mean comedy: Awaken with JP (low blows)

She’s not Indian anymore! Interview with the best candidate ever
C'mon, JP, vote for me. *Wink*
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Trump releases 'brutal' ad of Kamala 'debating herself' and losing
(Sky News Australia) Aug. 26, 2024: Social media users are reacting to a new Trump campaign ad that features Harris "debating" herself, not doing well, and losing to Kamala, using her past comments on the economy under her and Biden's leadership.

You go, Girl! - I intend to, believe me.
"New Trump ad shows Kamala Harris "debating" herself with her previous comments on the economy under her leadership with Biden," user @CollinRugg wrote on X. It comes as former US president Donald Trump is threatening to withdraw from a scheduled presidential debate against Kamala Harris.

The two campaigns are at odds on certain rules, including whether or not the microphone should be muted when a candidate is not speaking. VP Harris’ team believes the microphones should be on at ALL times (to hear what DJ is mumbling as he's grumbling and interrupting), while the former president wants the rules that were previously agreed on (because he can't control himself and keep quiet and this gives him a way to vent without paying the price for it).

A spokesperson for the Harris campaign said in a post to X: “Trump should honor his commitment to debate VP Harris on ABC on September 10, and he should reject his handlers’ attempts to muzzle him via a muted microphone.

“The VP is ready to debate Trump live and uncensored. Trump should stop hiding behind the mute button.”