Stormy details sex with Trump, Jimmy mentioned again, and Republican Puppy and Pony Killer Noem's disastrous book
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 7, 2024: Today the prosecution called Stormy "Honeybunch" Daniels to the stand in Trump’s criminal financial fraud (a.k.a. hush money payment) case, Jimmy was mentioned AGAIN in reference to an interview she did on his show to talk about Trump's penis, she revealed some details about her sexual encounter with Trump, after hearing the first half of her testimony he took to his X-knock off "Truth Social" begging for a mistrial, after making a huge deal about missing his son Barron’s graduation, Don John T. is set to headline an event in Minnesota, dog killer Governor Kristi Noem is now distancing herself from her own autobiography after admitting to shooting her puppy, horses, goat, and lying about meeting Kim Jong Un, the Met Gala took place in New York last night, and the monologue gets interrupted by a man named Von SchitzInPantz (Shits in Pants), who bares the same name that Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen came up with for Trump. #Kimmel
Count Flatula Trump’s big mouth could land him in jail, Republican puppy killer Kristi Noem lies about meeting Kim Jong Un
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 6, 2024: Guillermo was at the roast of Tom Brady, in NY the judge in the criminal trial found Trump to be in contempt for violating the terms of his gag order again, he is threatening to throw Trump in jail if he doesn’t stop talking about the case, Trump’s alleged former mistress Karen McDougal posted a picture of the book Catch and Kill from her bathtub, potential Trump VP and puppy killer Kristi Noem has a book coming out tomorrow where she lies about meeting North Korea's secretive leader.
Trump caught ‘cursing audibly’ during Stormy testimony
(MSNBC) May 7, 2024: In a private sidebar, Judge Merchan told Trump’s defense attorney that Trump was cursing and shaking his head during direct examination of Stormy Daniels. “It has the potential to intimidate the witness,” the judge said. Chris Hayes, Harry Litman, and Lisa Rubin discuss. #Trump #judge #hushmoney
Seth Meyers tries to summarize trial: penis testimony, Trump farting himself awake
Stormy Daniels will not describe Trump's genitalia at trial
(Late Night with Seth Meyers) Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, May 7th, before Late Night writer Amber Ruffin recaps what's happening in pop culture news.
Judge threatens to jail Trump over gag order violation, finds him in contempt for 10th time: A Closer Look (Late Night with Seth Meyers) May 6, 2024: Seth takes a closer look at the judge in Trump's criminal trial threatening to throw him in jail for violating his gag order while MAGA Republicans humiliate themselves in a desperate bid to become his running mate.
Donald Trump gets up on image of himself as he works his tongue onto the chalk canvas (JK
His breath smells as bad as his court farts. - Why? - Adderall and his all fast food meat diet.
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Sell courtroom art: Biden at his war crimes trial
Stormy Daniels describes alleged sexual encounter with criminal defendant Donald "John" Trump, who called her "Honeybunch" in repeated calls after their infidelity, while stringing her along with false promises of putting her on his TV show The Apprentice, as he cheated on his young wife, Melania, who was at home caring for their long newborn son, Barron Trump.
"You remind me of my daughter [Ivanka]": Stormy reveals incestuous encounter with horny Trump
Ivanka: I know Daddy wants me. [He's had me.]
(MSNBC) May 7, 2024: Stormy Daniels is detailing her sexual encounter with former Pres. Trump in 2006, lying to her that she should go on his show "The Apprentice." Former federal prosecutor Paul Butler, MSNBC legal contributor Katie Phang, and criminal defense attorney David Markus join José Díaz-Balart to analyze the testimony. #Trump #StormyDaniels #Trial
(ABC News) May 7, 2024: In dramatic testimony, Ms. Stormy testified in vivid detail about the grotesque sexual experience Trump made her endure in an almost blackout condition, where she wished she was dead rather than having this happen to her.
Trump pushes into his adult diaper in court.
Her encounter with Donald Trump was recounted as almost rape (which is what attorney Gloria Allred prompted her to label it) with a disgusting man with a small and misshapen penis (as previously pointed out in extreme detail to late night host Jimmy Kimmel) as he was sitting just a few feet away, farting and trying not to fall asleep, as he and one of his sons were trying to look disinterested.
Trump mouthed "bullsh*t" at one point because he still maintains that he does not know Ms. Daniels, none of this ever happened, and he has never even met her.
I can't wait to use the bathroom in prison.
The judge, who could throw Trump in jail for contempt of court (after dinging him with ten $1,000 fines) is being very patient. He seemed put off by Stormy's graphic sexual details, but it was necessary to hear her out to establish that Trump does know her, this did happen, and Trump did commit financial crimes like fraud in attempting to conceal it with a hush money payment made through his former attorney Michael Cohen, who it was revealed in open court used to refer to Trump as "VonShitzinPantz" (Von Shits in Pants) because of Trump's incontinence and inability to hold in either his farts or feces.
The judge is getting angrier with Trump than the last judge, who famously fined Trump over half-a-billion dollars for being a contemptible defendant in his courtroom. How much will this first of many criminal trials cost Trump?
Which orange mushroom most resembles Trump's small, misshapen penis? - This tiny one!
Porn star Stormy Daniels EXCLUSIVE: Details of sex with Donald Trump
Is it small, very pale, with the odor of fungus?
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) In Stormy "Stephanie Clifford" Daniels' first interview for her new book Full Disclosure, she talks about meeting Donald Trump in Lake Tahoe, the details of the night they spent together in his hotel room for sex as Trump cheated on his wife, Melania, shortly after she had given birth to Trump's youngest son, Baron, where she demonstrates how she spanked him with a Forbes magazine, witnessing and overhearing a phone call he had with former U.S. Secretary of State and failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, reveals what she found in his bathroom, why she prayed for death during sex with him, and picks which mushroom resembles Trump's penis the most from a line-up Jimmy-K provided for her. #Kimmel
Trump’s criminal trial begins in Manhattan with Arguments | Trump Trial Live
(CNN-News18) Started streaming Monday, April 15, Tax Day: Live outside Trump Tower in Manhattan, New York. The first criminal trial of an American president will begin Monday as prosecutors and defense lawyers convene in a Manhattan courtroom to begin selecting the jury that will decide Don J. Trump’s fate. The Manhattan district attorney, Alvin L. Bragg, has charged Mr. Trump with 34 felonies, accusing him of falsifying documents to conceal a sex scandal involving prostitution with a porn star in the furtherance of election interference. The case, one of four indictments facing the former president and presumptive Republican 2024 nominee, could reshape the political landscape ahead of Election Day. Jury selection could last two weeks or more and the trial may spill into June. Mr. Trump is expected to be in the courtroom for much of it, bringing campaign theatrics to the sober atmosphere of a criminal proceeding #donaldtrump #hushmoney #hushmoneytrial #usanews #news18 #englishnewslive
Trump arrives at courthouse for hush money criminal trial | NBC News Special Report
(NBC News) April 15, 2024: Former Pres. Trump has arrived at a New York courthouse as jury selection is set to begin in the hush money trial against him. NBC News reporters walk through the case against Trump and how his team may argue his defense as the first criminal prosecution of a former president gets underway. #Trump #DonaldTrump #HushMoneyTrial
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A professional match-maker reveals keys to successful dating
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I read a hilarious nonfiction book called "Matchbook: The Diary of a Modern-Day Matchmaker" and loved it so much, I just had to track down the author, Samantha Daniels.
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She is a former divorce lawyer turned professional matchmaker. In the book, you read about all the crazy singles she meets -- thanks to her business "Samantha's Table," which has offices in NYC and LA. She has helped over one hundred couples get married and thousands get into long-lasting relationships. Wow! I just had to ask her some questions.
Erin: Tell me about the 80-20 dating rule.
Samantha: In "Matchbook," I spoke of the 80-20 rule -- any time you meet someone who has 80% of the things you are looking for, you should realize that this is a great person for you. If you throw back into the dating pool an 80% guy, the next guy is going to be 80% again, just a different 80% because it is near impossible to find more than 80% perfect for anyone.
Erin: In your book, you talk about how important timing is with guys.
Samantha: Men need to be ready and desirous of a relationship at a particular moment to get into a relationship, whereas women can be ready at any time if they meet "the guy." Single women need to try to catch the guy when his "ready light" is on. We have all seen men end up with women who just don't seem as good for him as his last girlfriend, and this is because he wasn't ready then, but he is ready now.
Erin: Story of my life. So do you have any dating tips for our readers?
Samantha: Smile -- men want to be with a happy girl. Be open to possibilities, limit your pre-date phone chat to a minimum, and teach him early that texting only supplements phone calls and dates!
Erin: What are some red flags we should look out for?
Samantha: Beware of guys who tell you how great you are before they know how great you are, guys who have shady answers that you just don't believe, and guys who are serial daters.
Erin: I always meet younger guys. I love them, but they're never ready to get serious. Where or how can I meet single men in their 30s?
Samantha: Lounges are better than bars and clubs. Organize small dinners with your friends and their friends, and look around the gym!
Erin: I'm on it! Thanks, Samantha!
And how about that 80-20 rule? I think I meet a lot of 20-percenters, actually. But I'll be careful to look for the 80! Do you often throw good single men back into the dating pool?
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