Prince Andrew: Putin/KGB has the proof

Russian Pres. Putin has Epstein's recordings of Prince Andrew, royal biographer claims | Andrew Lownie

Could Mr. Putin release the tapes to Pornhub?

(Times Radio) Aug. 12, 2025: “Putin, according to this story, has the [child molestation sex] material [that was used to blackmail the British royal and the UK].” Recordings from Jeffrey Epstein’s home [or his "Pedophile Island" Li'l St. Jeff's in the U.S. Virgin Islands] were given to the Kremlin [Russian capital], Andrew Lownie alleges. Join this channel to get access to perks: @listentotimesradio

Kamala's ALREADY been first female prez

Don't call me "Veep" no more, Julia. Now I'm "Madame President." How? I don't know. LOL!

Why are the leftists bashing Jewish Dana Bash? It must be antisemitism. What else could it be?

Biden briefly transfers powers of the presidency to Harris as colonoscopy during physical involved anesthesia

Whatcha doin' there, Kam? Let me sniff you.

(MSNBC) Nov. 19, 2021: VP Kamala D. Harris has been made president, temporarily, under the 25th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, because sickly Pres. Joe was, as expected, put under anesthesia, and the power of the White House was transferred to her.

So technically at that moment of transfer, she became the first known FEMALE POTUS, president of the United States. But to spare embarrassment to Biden, his colon and host of illnesses and necessary procedures, little to no attention was brought to this momentous moment [which has been repeated various times since for every secretive procedure and mysterious absence].

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I'm too good for this. I've tasted power and like it

So, officially speaking and by proclamation of the ruler, announced by NBC News on Nov. 19, 2021, President Harris was empowered by Joe Biden, who was briefly transferring his powers to Vice President Kamala as he underwent a "routine" physical at Walter Reed [that involves anesthesia, like all "routine" physicals do, right? This one may have involved a deep colonoscopy into Brown Nosers' Central]. NBC's Shannon Pettypiece reports from the White House.

[Did she go into the Oval Office, take the seat of power, the American throne, make calls, make executive decisions, and sign them in a legally binding way with her newfound powers? Almost certainly yes. What else did she have to do lo these three years of nominal power as VP?]

Kamala is ALREADY president [alongside enfeebled shell of a man, a wax figure, a demented old fool]

He was all like, "You're president." And I was all like, "They're going to stick what up your...?"

(TwinsPod) Sept. 6, 2024: What will change? Kamala Harris is saying she is going to change things. But she has been in office for four years helping Biden and otherwise doing nothing.

Pres. Joe Biden: For sale (car not included)

(WQ) The fix is in: The Republican Bushes (Bush Klan) support her, the Cheneys (Dick and Liz) support her, the McCains support her, Pres. Putin supports her, many conservatives support her, the Obamas back her, the Clintons dub her the next woman to lose to Trump, Nancy Pelosi coronated her to be the face of the party's leadership [neither actual leader nor commander-in-chief, as that does not reside in the office but is in name only].

 

Illuminati seal: Now pass this on to Kami, Joe.

What will happen? We were sure she would blow her big speech at the DNC because expectations were running to high. We were wrong. She did a great job reading the prepared speech from memory and the teleprompters.

Tricky Q: Camela, do you support guns now?

Now we're sure she will be destroyed during the debate because if bully Trump can do nothing else, he can certainly throw a gal off her game. Look what he did to experienced lawyer, law partner, snake, politician, Secretary of War State Hillary Clinton. One sneak up from the back like a shark and weak Kamala H is doomed. She already can't speak off the cuff, can't answer unprepared questions, can't think on her feet. That's all Trump does since he can't think sitting down, reading, paying attention, or being coached. Trump has tricks up his sleeve and very little down his trou...; in other words, he's got nothing to lose. He might as well throw a wrench in the opposition's Party Machine.

But she did prove that much of the hoopla was being generated by a high-priced public relations agency bought by the party.

Kamala, you are the most deserving woman ever.

The fact is, she cannot speak extemporaneously and does not have a grasp of adlibbing. She's terrible. She gets the deer in the headlights look, starts smiling and nodding, begging for agreement and support, then says the stupidest word-saladiest idiocies imaginable, apparently lifted from her scholar-socialist absent-father's favorite reading material.

Let me axe all y'all a qweshton, Ya woke?

Hey, Baby. *Wink*

 Has she really collected $681 million in campaign donations? Probably. Much more is coming with the Party machine is behind her and all those Hollywood and corporate donors wanting access to her and influence in the oozing Swamp.

She is the mainstream's dream come true to continue the status quo: more war, more illegal funding for Israel's genocide, endless war against Russia by proxy in sending Ukraine as much firepower and technology as it can receive, and being all Genocide Joe has pledged others he would be [when he was still alive and functioning].

"I so afraid [Dad would rape me in the shower]"

• Genocide Joe Biden is a shell of a man, a walk-in corpse for many entities, as many powerful figures become, a lifelong politician, a toucher of children, inappropriate with his fondling and sniffing even in front of the cameras (not to mention what his own biological daughter, Ashley Biden, said about his child molester ambitions in her leaked diary.

What has Kamala done, what has changed under her own administration, what has she ever accomplished?

Here, sniff this, Joe. I didn't say suck it, eww.

When in Congress, she worked on 180 pieces of legislation. What percentage of them did she get passed and enact into law?

Zero percent. That's right. Nothing, none, zilch. According to candidate Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, as a district attorney, it seems she committed more crimes and illegal maneuverings than honest prosecutions. Electing her means nothing will fundamentally change, just as G-Joe promised if he were elected.

Who really sleeps with Dr. Jill and enjoys pizza?

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Anger comedy w/ Sarah Silverman (Daily Show)

Sarah Silverman, Daily Show; Ashley Wells, Sheldon S., Pfc. Sandoval (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Bed-wetting Sarah Silverman with Terri Gross: Turning ignorance into comedy (NPR)

WARNING: Crude, vulgar humor that is not irony-deficient, with cuss words and sexual references!

How tech companies are profiting off our anger: Long Story Short

(The Daily Show) Feb. 17, 2023. Wondering why we're so angry all the time? It's not a coincidence. Sarah Silverman explains how big companies and the mainstream media profit off our rage and helpless attention.

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(Democracy Now!) Finally Amy Goodman accepts Grecian Formula hair dye

as she reads the infuriating news about Ukraine, half million dollar missiles

used to shoot down balloon, who's beating Trump next time, and more.

PORN viewing habits of the world (video)

Sage Lazzaro (Observer); SF; S. Auberon, A. Wells, P. Macpherson (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

I'm not just a star, I'm a user! (Mia Khalifa)

This morning Allie Mac Kay (K&B) got us thinking about porn stats. It turns out the average time spent on the porn site Pornhub, per visit, shot up from 2015.

Here are nine crazy stats that prove the world watched a whole lot of porn in 2016 [the last year for which Wisdom Quarterly has statistics.] This is a wrap up of the "year in porn" at just ONE popular American porn site.

The Observer has looked at the year in music, memes, food trends, Google searches, weird Reddit Secret Santa gifts, longform journalism, and more.

Naturally we can’t go into a new year without checking out the stats for porn at the hub of porn.

 

Americans watched more porn than ever, according to Pornhub’s 2016 “Year in Review.” The statistical report is packed with data about how much porn we watched, how much bandwidth this required, and even the dethroning of the previous Queen of Porn.

 

Check out these stats that show just how much porn we watched in 2016:

1. Nearly 92 billion videos were viewed.

Women watch, too. Blame Adam's Eve.

A total of 91,980,225,000 videos were watched in 2016. That’s 12.5 for every person on Earth.

We watched 52,464 decades worth of porn in 2016.

2. In total, 4.6 billion hours of video were watched.

To put that into perspective, that’s 5,246 centuries’ worth of time [just at this one site, not in total]. That’s up 300 million hours from last year.

3. Pornhub had 64 million visitors to the site each day.

That’s 44,000 every minute, or 729 every second.

4. Supporting this much viewing used 3,110 petabytes of bandwidth.

I'm going blind with all this technology.

A petabyte is equal to 1,024 terabytes, or a million gigabytes, which means a whopping 3,110,400,000 GBs were used. That’s enough data to fill 194 million 16GB USB sticks.

End-to-end, they would span all the way around the moon. By contrast, only 1,892 [up 1,218] petabytes were used in 2015.

The U.S. spent 24 more seconds on the site per visit on average in 2016.

5. The average user spent 9 minutes and 39 seconds on the site per visit.

I'm not average. I'm above average. Very above.

In the U.S., the average user was on the site for 10 minutes and 15 seconds. In other places like the Philippines, users spent nearly 13 minutes on the site per visit.

6. Visitors stayed on the site longer than they did in 2015.

What are you looking at, perv?

The time spent per visit increased for nearly every country Pornhub released this data for—16 in total. For the U.S., the time spent increased by 24 seconds.

For other countries like Argentina and Germany, the increase was more than 30 seconds. Only India, Russia, and Japan saw decreases.

7. The U.S. consumed the most porn on the site.

With 221, the U.S. came in on top with 221 per capita page views. Iceland followed with 202, then the U.K. with 189.

8. Virtual reality porn exploded in popularity.

Oh, just like the VCR, this is the way VR is going to become ubiquitous. I see, I see!

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Women love Coachella and Bottle Rock

In April 2016, Pornhub gave 10,000 free pairs of VR headsets to users and launched the category with 30 videos.

By year’s end (nine months later), the site was home to 1,800 VR videos and saw 38 million searches for VR content.

9. The most-searched pornstar of 2016 was…not Kim Kardashian.

I'm not as dumb as Nailin Palin

This year, Kim K fell two spots in the rankings to land at Number 3, losing to older Sarah Palin-impersonator Lisa Ann and Muslim/Islamic actress Mia Khalifa (actually a lapsed Lebanese Catholic).

Kim K still has the most watched video of all time.

Why don't you make me 1?

And she was the most searched among women and in the countries that consumed the most porn, like the U.S. and U.K.

She was also the most searched among women in France, Sweden, Belgium, South Africa, and the Netherlands, but Kardashian was not the most searched overall in 2016.

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Americans are very creative in trying to satisfy the urgency of their erotic urges.

COMEDY: Bordertown, This Week Tonight, Jimmy Dore; Pope dumps Trump, OKs condoms

Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells, CC Liu, Crystal Quintero, Wisdom Quarterly; BT; BBC; NPR.org (TV)

O, what would we do without comedy? I can't bear the thought of it!

Is John Oliver's show journalism? He says the answer is simple: "It's comedy."

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Sometimes it's okay to feel the feels, sweetheart

Moody Bitches (Dr. Holland)

Women are now much more likely to want to use medication to control their moods.

So says psychiatrist Dr. Julie Holland in her book Moody Bitches: The Truth About the Drugs You're Taking, the Sleep You're Missing, the Sex You're Not Having, and What's Really Making You Crazy (available at Barnes & Noble booksellers). But "not every emotion...needs to be eradicated."
 

(FOX Animation) "Bordertown" - the voice of authentic Mexican writers on current events
 

The Revolution will be televised: inside "Bordertown"

Felix Contreras (Alt.Latino/NPR.org, Feb. 18, 2016)

Two of the FOX sitcom's writers, Lalo Alcaraz and Gustavo Arellano, sit down with Alt.Latino to discuss creating culturally relevant comedy and making history in the process. More + AUDIO:
 

"Bordertown" explores both sides of immigration
Mandalit del Barco (All Things Considered/NPR.org, Feb. 12, 2016)

Bordertown is about two families on both sides of the immigration debate. One is a white racist border patrol agent and his family, and the other is a Mexican-American family. Their kids are in love and about to get married. Laughs ensue. More + AUDIO

"This Week Tonight" (Season 3)

Fat Happy Hotei (Budai) loves to laugh.

Missing the "Colbert Report," the "Daily Show"? Not getting enough of "Full Frontal" in just 30 minutes a week? Well, there's always dependable John Oliver! "Everything we do is in pursuit of comedy," Oliver says. But to get the comedy right, you have to get facts right: "You can't be wrong about something, otherwise that joke just disintegrates."

Hollywood has a big diversity problem, USC study finds: this study examined more than 21,000 characters and behind-the-scenes workers on films and TV, and it found an "epidemic of invisibility." For example, just 3.4 percent of film directors were female.

"Full Frontal" with Samantha Bee
(TBS) Comedienne Samantha Bee hosts: Scalia dies, Republicans debate, it's Full Frontal

 

Catholic Pope meets Head of the Russian Orthodox Church for first time in thousand years

Patriarch Kirill, Pope Francis (Max Rossi/AP)

Catholic Pope Francis and Russian Patriarch Kirill met Friday in Havana, Cuba. It's the first time leaders of the two Christian churches have met since a schism 1,000 years ago divided Christianity.

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Use condoms, and Trump's not Christian
Pope Francis makes us proud (finally)

(WQ) For an Italian raised in Argentina, the new pontiff is not all bad. He's a great improvement on the Nazi Pope Benedict, who by his own admission was a member of the Hitler Youth along with his brother in Germany back in the day.

But while Pope Francis, possibly the last pope ever, wowed crowds in Mexico -- lecturing them a little, visiting deadly Ciudad Juarez, acting like an immigrant/itinerant holyman, going back on his plan to meet with the families of the 43 missing students executed by drug lords and a complicit government -- he finally spoke his mind on the man they call Trump (like his father Fred, shown at left).

Fred: That's my boy, Donald!

Trump is livid but smart about it, blaming helpless Mexico when he can't get away with directly attacking the most popular pope in years.

Most of the personalities on FOX News are Catholic, and he has enough trouble trying to patch things up with beloved FOX Host Megyn Kelly, GOP bigwigs, and mainstream media elites.

Mark, you Catholic or Evangelical? VP?

Who is the pope -- head of the Catholicism Incorporated with its headquarters in former Mithra-worshipping Vatican grounds converted to Christian worship with the pseudo-conversion of the Holy Roman Empire to the new psy-op Holy Roman Church -- to criticize homosexual priests who try to live without child molesting? "Who am I to judge," he said when asked. But he's apparently b*llsy enough to take on, The Donald, the fraud of the Free World and its population fed up with a one-party (two wings) system.

Trump, like Hitler, is no Christian

God's PR man can't talk about me!

(BBC) The Pope has questioned US Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's Christianity over his call to build a border wall with Mexico.

 

Pope Francis said, "A person who thinks only about building walls...and not of building bridges, is not Christian."

 

The New York businessman supports deporting nearly 11 million undocumented immigrants. Calling himself a "proud Christian," Mr. Trump blamed Mexico for the Pope's remarks, calling them "disgraceful."

Three more Clarence Thomases, no minimum wage increase, and you're fired! (JS)

  

Trump will take US back.

Mr. Trump has alleged that Mexico sends "rapists" and criminals to the US. Pope Francis made the comments at the end of a six-day trip to Mexico.

 

"A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not of building bridges, is not Christian. This is not the gospel," he said.

 

Donald Trump is not happy that Pope Francis has questioned his Christianity. 

 

More spectacle means more popularity.

He declined to say whether Americans should vote for Mr. Trump, who is leading the Republican race for president.

 

"I say only that this man is not Christian if he has said things like that. We must see if he said things in that way, and I will give him the benefit of the doubt," the Pope said.

How about condoms for Catholics?

In response to a question about whether contraception (condoms or prophylactics) was allowed to prevent the transmission of the Zika virus, the pope said that for some cases the "lesser of two evils" can be used.

The pope said abortion "is a crime, an absolute evil," but that avoiding pregnancy is not.

 

Addressing a rally in South Carolina, Mr. Trump responded to the pope's comments.... More

Hey, Frankie, go easy on my boy Donald; he supports our Furher in his heart. - Look, Benny, I'm the one with the poll numbers, not you. Forcibly "retired" Pope Benedict embracing new Pope Francis (New York Times video).