Elon Musk's Twitter (Last Week Tonight)

Elon Musk’s first question to real AI (AGI) 🤯 | What's outside the simulation (samsara)?

(LastWeekTonight) Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Twitter (X) after Elon Musk takeover

Dolphins welcome back lost astronauts

Dolphins welcome SpaceX Crew-9 Dragon spacecraft off coast of Florida after splashdown

How to keep Americans believing in NASA?

(VideoFromSpace) March 18, 2025: A pod of dolphins swam around SpaceX Dragon "Freedom" carrying Crew-9 on March 18, 2025, during its dramatic splashdown. It looks staged like SpaceX is thought to have done previously with NASA's help, and many feel it has been partially faked with CGI, but then how were the dolphin actors trained to be right on cue? Is it a psyops campaign to keep us distracted about secret space programs that utilize secret antigravity technology that have nothing to do with fiery rockets shooting sideways into the sea to be recovered rather than making it into the "vacuum" of space where their propulsion would have no effect. Full story: space.com/space-exploration... The spacecraft was being prepped for hoisting onto the recovery vessel. Credit: NASA

AI propaganda reel to make believers out of viewers: Space X Crew 10

NASA astroNOTS finally return to Earth after 9 months stranded in space

• Mainstream media propaganda spread: PHOTOS
• VideoFromSpace, March 18, 2025; AiTelly; The Sun; Pfc. Sandoval, Sheldon S., CC Liu (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

USSF, Musk's $$, Trump's crimes (comedy)

This Week in Unnecessary Censorship

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Oct. 21, 2024: Kimmel stumbles on a member of the mysterious U.S. Space Force, either the only one in L.A. or one of thousands doing secret stuff near LAX Airport. Once again, Kimmel's crew has bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they needed it or not. This week features Don Trump, Bill Clinton, Kam Harris, Kel Clarkson, and Mo'more. #UnnecessaryCensorship

(News Reporter) Jimmy Kimmel brutally slams Elon Musk for election interference (a real federal crime), buying a throne for Trump

Trump doubles down on false claims

(Late Night with Seth Meyers) Oct. 22, 2024: Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, October 22, before teaming up with Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel to read jokes that just sound wrong coming from him.

McDonald's dodges Trump endorsement after staged event, Eminem introduces Obama at Harris rally

(The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon) Oct. 22, 2024: Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Eminem introducing Barack Obama at Kamala Harris' rally in Detroit, McDonald's saying it's not endorsing a presidential candidate after Trump's staged event and Trump cancelling a virtual town hall. #FallonTonight #JimmyFallon

Elon Musk's 'UFO fighter jet' over Israel

Elon Musk's SpaceX unveils UFO fighter jet that defies physics

While these UFO jet fighters look real, they are actually swamp gas. Nothing to see here.

World's richest man serves The Man

(Hyperspeed) In a surprising turn of events, the Israeli genocide on Gaza, Palestine, Lebanon, and Iran is now overshadowed by major technological news. As Israel and its militant allies (namely the USA) reveal their new, advanced fighter jets with amazing capabilities and advanced features, Elon Musk's SpaceX makes headlines for something entirely different -- launching a UFO and challenging the U.S. government. This new UFO has sparked global curiosity, raising questions about its technology and its potential impact on Israel's wars and conflicts. What makes this UFO unique? How would its presence affect the Israel-Gaza conflict? Subscribe → @realhyperspeed #Hyperspeed

Who's the real Elon Musk? A tool like Bill Gates

Musk is DARPA. His mother is satanic. Grimes is satanic. Boring company digs tunnels for the deep state. He wants to implant chips in all of our heads. He wants to move everyone to Mars and leave Earth to be paradise for others. He is close friends with convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell. He supports satanic Ukraine.

• New generation Japanese insoles use traditional Chinese medicine to get rid of agonizing foot pain without expensive medical bills (akusoli.com) Order | Akusoli
• Hyperspeed, 8/19/24; Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Summertime and the livin's uneasy (video)

If anyone grew up in the 70s, they remember...

Cops came, but we got off. Why? White privilege

(The History Lounge) USA. Join Kevin for a nostalgic look back at what summer was really like for kids of the 1970s. (Or skip to the death metal version). In the glorious days before cell phones and social media, North American kids experienced a level of freedom and independence that today's kids would just not understand.

Memories are modified every time we remember

Generation X children were the original latch-key kids. Our adventures began after a big bowl of sugary cereal (full of toxic acrylamides and synthetic flavors, colors, and preservative) in the morning and came to an end when the streetlights came on.

This video has us saddle up on a banana seat of the old Schwinn Sting-Ray for a visit back to the playground, community pool, and roller rink, ending the day with some night games in the neighborhood.

Double Take "Hot Problems" (official)

 

This isn't the blond way. We watch Gaia and think

The world was winding down in preparation of an apocalypse (unveiling), the end of the Mayan Calendar, when a song arose that Timothy of The Tim Conway Show really fell for. We were all suffering through Rebecca Black's unexpected hit, but this was different -- no autotune, sassy, tongue in cheek, and if one were to squint and turn askew, cocking the head just so, Double Take was almost hot.

One summer Lana Del Rey covered Sublime's hit song "Doin Time" for her

second summer classic and all the top selling copycats who now do Lana

LYRICS: "Hot Problems"

(Official single by Double Take "Hot Problems" on iTunes)

I'm so hot you'll have to deal with it!

Look at me and tell me the truth/ What do you do/ When people don't know/ What we go through?// They see my blonde hair/ Blue eyes and class/ But they don't know/ I have a really big heart// Please don't get me wrong/ I know that I'm hot/ Textbook perfection really takes a lot/ Weird guys call my phones// And girls call me names/ Like Miley said, "I can't be tamed"// Hot girls we have problems too/ We're just like you, except we're hot/ The world needs to open their eyes/ And realize/ We're not perfect/ And sometimes we lie// I've got the look/ I've got the butt/ But those things don't make me a slut// Boys call me stuck up/ Girls say I'm conceited/ On behalf of all hot girls those comments are not needed// Just cause I'm pretty/ I have to be dumb/ I don't care about which/ I just wanna have fun// People start rumors/ And say things about me/ Funny thing is I didn't go to the party// Hot girls we have problems too/ We're just like you, except we're hot (hot hot hot hot)/ The world needs to open their eyes/ And realize/ We're not perfect/ And sometimes we...// Hot girls we have problems too/ We're just like you, except we're HOT/ The world needs to open their eyes/ And realize/ We're not perfect/ And sometimes we lie/ Why oh why/ Can't you see/ You are all/ Just like me// We make mistakes/ And get in trouble/ Now you know our hot girls trouble// Hot girls we have problems too/ We're just like you, except we're hot/ The world needs to open their eyes/ And realize/ We're not perfect/ And sometimes we lie// Hot girls we have problems, too/ We're just like you, except we're hot/ The world needs to open their eyes/ And realize/ We're not perfect/ And sometimes we lie// Just kidding/ We're perfect.

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The song's not ha ha funny, but something's funny about it. It's cheeky, ballsy, not good enough for the radio (except Tim's show on KFI AM at iheart.com), but it is amazing some better singers haven't done a serious version and gotten famous for it by now. Imagine Ke$ha and Lindsay Lohan, or maybe Nelly Furtado and Christina Aguilera. If autotune could fix Britney's vocals and producers could extract something useful out of Cher or FrankenMadonna, someone should have been able to mold these two rugrat frat brats and made them a pair a sorority would accept. It's summer, and the temps are high, so we're hot.

What must our parents have been

up to as summertime teens?

Feel free to share your 1970s memories in the comments so we can all be reminded of those great times when we were kids. (NOTE: As of Sunday, June 16th, early am, comments are occasionally shutting off automatically. YouTube has been contacted for assistance and hope to get this issue fixed ASAP).  Thanks, Kevin #1970s #1980s #genx

• Kevin, The History Lounge on YouTube, June 15, 2024; Pat Macpherson, Ashley Wells, CC Liu (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Black History Month begins 'Genius: MLK/X'

National Geographic, Jan. 11, 2024; Crystal Q., CC Liu (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

What'cha lookin' at? - Man. you're going about this movement all wrong. - Is that right?

Genius: MLK/X | official trailer | National Geographic

(National Geographic) The newest installment of the Genius franchise, GENIUS: MLK/X, focuses on iconic civil rights era geniuses Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X. The series premieres Feb. 1, 2024, on National Geographic at 9:00/8:00 central and streams the next day on Disney+ and Hulu. Enjoy a free trial of National Geographic here: ngmdomsubs.nationalgeographic... #NationalGeographic #MLK #OfficialTrailer

Taylor Swift nude pics are too hot to handle

Fontica.com; The Hill, 1/29/24; Team O-Rod (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Taylor Swift conspiracy theories mocked by ‘The View': "Can't think of dumber…" (MSN)

Swiftie Psy-Op? Internet buzzes with rumors of Taylor Swift CONSPIRACY, debates over AI PORN: Rising

(The Hill) Premiered Jan. 29, 2024: WASHINGTON, DC: Briahna Joy Gray and Robby Soave discuss Taylor Swift and a widespread online theory about how Nazi Barbie is an FBI psy-op (psychological operative). #Taylor Swift #Travis Kelce

Now I'm an AI pornstar, too? Good grief!

Taylor "Nazi Barbie" Swift is a [self-obsessed, covert narcissist] diva [according to her own admission in "Anti Hero," but we're not helping her mental condition as she ruins football the way she ruined pop music].

This is my good side (SNL)

She is one of the most beautiful [attention hogs] in Hollywood. Taylor Swift's nude pics [are not even real and they already broke Twitter/X and are not helping Google Corporation].

[Fontica.com gathered a collection to act as red meat for the masses and their lusty tastes] hot pictures, bikini pictures, and topless pictures. [Well, you know, not quite, but teases because that's what Nazi Barbie is all about, teasing and tempting teenyboppers].

Why would anyone believe I would pose like a pornstar? That's bad, and I'm pure!!

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Humble beginnings: karma works!

Explore her [mesmerizing] beauty [standard as she sets the bar for all fans to follow, the way Britney used to be the look to aspire to] and fall in love with her.

• The Twilight Zone "Number 12 Looks Just Like You" (IMDb) In a future society, everyone must undergo an operation at age 19 to become beautiful and conform to society. One young woman desperately wants to hold onto her own identity.

Taylor Swift is the most famous American singer, songwriter, and [paparazzi darling] in Hollywood.

Since the age of 16, TayTay has been earning the crown of renown in various industries.

Stop! I don't want so much attention!

Some of her famous songs like “Shake It Off,” “Trouble,” and the covert narcissist song fueled fan love and made her more successful than all others...except Beyonce, Olivia, Lana Del Rey, and Tate McRae.

• As lifetime president of The Itty-Bitty Taylor Swift Committee, one of her fan many clubs, the IT volunteer staffers are constantly using AI, namely ChatGPT, to imagine what she would look like naked, like if her computer or phone got hacked from all her alleged sexting with Kelce.

Ha, it was just a staged GQ shoot!

T-Swizzle also won Grammy Award for her album Fearless (2008). Apart from her album about fear, in 2014, she also won a Grammy for singles “Shake It Off” and “Blank Space” [which seems to refer to her dead stare more than her Rolodex]. More

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Malcolm X on Palestine (MLK Jr. Day)

Eds., Wisdom Quarterly; Snopes via MSN questioning Malcolm X's quote

Friends MLK and friend Buddhist monk Thai

It's wonderful to honor Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. on his birthday, but we often give short shrift to the amazing contributions of Malcolm X. There's no reason we cannot celebrate both. But since Malcolm is perceived as being more militant or willing to fight back in a non-Gandhiesque way, it's all MLK all the time and Malcolm who?

MLK had the bravery to speak out against the "greatest purveyor of violence in the world, this country the USA. Doing so made him persona non grata. Now everyone pretends they have always loved and supported him. But they did not. At the time he had a great friend in Vietnamese Buddhist monk Thich Nhat Hanh. Together they spoke out against the American War Machine. They raged against the machine and got in big trouble for doing so, culminating in assassination of King. Malcolm X met the same fate, whereas Thai (Thich Nhat Hanh) survived, avoiding inflammatory language that would have gotten him assassinated. Inasmuch as we love and love to say we love all things MLK, Americans in fact do not know much about him. When asked to quote something he said -- other than "I have a dream" -- we are at a loss.

And help your brother get there, too.

We really don't learn his message, just his cult of personality. It is this way with so many important figures. Take the modern Edward Snowden. A movie gets made about him, and people come away with knowing next to nothing about what he exposed but everything about his quirks and habits. If a person is important, that person is important for the content of speeches as much as character, not less. People have defects, like MLK cheating on Mrs. Cora King. No one talks about that, but no one talks about what so moved him to speak out against the American narrative, to speak truth to power, to say American racism had to be brought down. One great quote about this struggle ran:

"If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward."

Claim: U.S. civil rights leader Malcolm X said the Palestinian struggle is “not just a cry for justice. It’s a blistering battle for the most fundamental human rights that every living soul on this planet should inherit by birthright. It’s an unyielding resistance against the oppressive suffocating grip of occupation and the callous denial of the most basic human dignity. Just as the civil rights movement in the United States fought against the chains of racial discrimination, so too do the Palestinian people.”

• TikTok video of Malcolm X saying this
• Instagram.com
• Fact Check: About that Malcolm X quote on Palestine's 'blistering battle' for 'fundamental human rights' (Snopes via msn.com)

Israel, nuke Gaza, Twitter ban, propaganda

Redacted; The Jimmy Dore Show; Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Israel fires tanks at civilians in Gaza after run away order expires (Jack Guez/Getty Images)

"Israel is LOSING this war and Netanyahu is done" - Fmr. U.S. Marine Scott Ritter | Redacted News

(Redacted) Nov. 6, 2023: Scott Ritter joins us to talk about Israel crossing the point of no return and the possible collapse of the Netanyahu government. Kamala Harris says she's confident that Israel will do everything in its power to minimize civilian deaths. #redacted #claytonmorris #natalimorris

Jews are JOINING anti-Israeli war protests with Palestinians but the media are HIDING IT | Redacted News

(Redacted) Nov. 6, 2023: The mainstream media is ignoring the pro-peace voice of Jewish people. But they exist! We bring you the diversity of thought that is speaking out about this war but you wouldn't know it if you watch the news!

Twitter suppressing Jackson Hinkle and Jake Shields for EXPOSING Israel's propaganda

Many Jews oppose Zionism

(The Jimmy Dore Show) Nov. 7, 2023: MMA fighter Jake Shields and political commentator Jackson Hinkle have both found themselves running afoul of the CENSORS at Twitter for telling the truth about Israel.

Twitter (X) has demonetized the two over their posted messages about the conflict in Gaza, Palestine. Shields has learned, in fact, that he was “ghost [shadow] banned” following a meeting of Twitter executives during which they discussed ways to reduce both Shields and Hinkle’s prominence on the site.

Jimmy Dore and his co-hosting duo of The Convo Couch’s Craig Jardula and Americans’ Comedian Kurt Metzger talk to Hinkle and Shields about why Elon Musk’s "free speech" platform would seek to shield Twitter users from their perspectives. #TheJimmyDoreShow

• Jews in Israel protest Israel in front of Netanyahu's office (Are they pro-Hamas, Free Palestine sympathizers, Jew haters, or honest human beings?)
• Neturei Karta - Orthodox Jews United Against Zionism (nkusa.org)
• Propaganda: Ultra Orthodox Jews en masse joining ranks of IDF to kill babies in Gaza (which would go against the holy Torah, Talmud, and NK writings)
• Civilians trapped in Gaza running out of food, fuel, hope

Elon Musk to FIGHT Mark Zuckerberg (video)

E! News, 6/22/23; Alex Hern (respected British newspaper The Guardian, 6/22/23); Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon, Sheldon S., CC Liu (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Dear Diary, I will kick the living h*ll out of that li'l punk *ss b*tch anytime anywhere...

Who you call a "b*tch"?

In the red corner, the world’s richest manly man (human), and in the blue corner, the world’s richest and most effeminate millennial:

Twitter's Elon Musk (Tesla, PayPal, SpaceX) and Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg (Meta) have agreed to FIGHT in a cage match, after Musk jokingly suggested the bout in response to efforts by Meta to launch a Twitter competitor.

“I’m sure Earth can’t wait to be exclusively under Zuck’s thumb,” Musk tweeted on Wednesday in response to a post about Meta’s rumored Threads app.

The app, previously known inside Instagram as Project 92 and Barcelona, has been pitched to celebrities and influencers as a “stable place to build and grow” their audiences.

How did Elon Musk get so rich? Same as Bill Gates: selling us all out to the surveillance state.

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I'll smoke that punk like weed. Ask Joe Rogan

“At least it will be ‘sane,’” Musk added. “Was worried there for a moment.” When a follower warned that the Twitter boss should watch his words around Zuckerberg, Musk responded: “I’m up for a cage match if he is lol.”

What could have been one of many half-thought-out tweets dashed off by Musk -- whose itchy posting finger has already brought him a libel suit from a British diver he labelled a “pedo[phile]” and an SEC demand for a lawyer to vet his missives after he falsely claimed to have “funding secured” to take Tesla private -- became rather more significant when Zuckerberg responded.

In a post on his verified Instagram account, Meta Chief Executive Officer Zuck shared a screenshot of Musk’s challenge with the caption: “Send Me Location.”

The danger for Musk is that Zuckerberg is, apparently, quite good at fighting. [He's been practicing to impress his Asian gal-pal, Priscilla, and/or to overcome his worldwide reputation as a wuss and dweeb.]

Both men seem to have limitless reserves of energy [and money], but where Musk applies that to running five separate companies at the same time, Zuckerberg prefers to get really, really serious about hobbies.

In the past he has spent periods learning Mandarin (Chinese), touring America (in what was widely seen as a dry run for an abortive presidential campaign), and only eating meat he killed with a bow and arrow [like Republican rocker Ted Nugent].

Recently, though, his hobby has been Brazilian jiu-jitsu (BJJ), and when he made his competitive debut last month, he won two out of three bouts.

Amber, Johnny's nemesis, agrees with Grimes.

“Zuck’s been training,” said Elena Cresci, a former Guardian journalist and professional Muay Thai (Thai martial arts style kick boxing) champion, “whereas Elon Musk has been tweeting that he doesn’t train beyond throwing his kids up in the air. So on paper it’s [wuss] Zuck. He’s been having a good time doing his little BJJ competitions.’’

One wrinkle is the combatants’ sizes. At an estimated 1.87 meters (6ft 1in) and about 85kg (13stone 5lb), Musk is several weight classes above Zuckerberg, who measures a mere 1.71 meters (5ft 7ins) and less than 70kg (11stone).

All else being equal, that would put Musk at an advantage, even after taking account of the 12-year age gap between the two.

Musk is MUCH bigger [3==D~] than Zuck.

“Elon Musk is just a lot bigger than [the Zucker], so he could just lie on top of him and hope for the best,” Cresci said. That’s not far off Musk’s actual fight plan.

“I have this great move that I call ‘The Walrus,’ where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing,” he tweeted.

The ultimate question for the fight, if it does occur, is whether Musk takes it seriously or treats the whole thing as a joke.

I went from Grimes to Amber Depp and back.

“I’ve coached a couple of white-collar fights, and how it usually goes is when it’s their first fight, they get overexcited and gas themselves out in the first round,” Cresci said. “But these are two men with a lot of money at their disposal, so they can pay for as much training as they want.

Look at YouTubers like Logan Paul, who are actually decent boxers now because they can afford to train with the best.”

Stats: Musk vs. Zuck: tale of the tape

ELON MUSK

Age: 51. Net worth: $236 billion. Place of birth: Pretoria, South Africa. Education: University of Pennsylvania (BA, BS). Children: at least 10. Monthly active users: 330 million (Twitter). Congressional hearings: one (national security in space launches). Money lost last year on flights of fancy: $30 billion on buying Twitter and running it into the ground.

MARK ZUCKERBERG

Age: 39. Net worth: $99.9 billion. Place of birth: White Plains, New York. Education: Harvard University (unfinished). [See movie Social Network for details.] Children: 3. Monthly active users: 2.9 billion (Facebook). Congressional hearings: two (Cambridge Analytica and Libra cryptocurrency). Money lost last year on flights of fancy: $13.7 billion on the metaverse. More