Hilarious: Johnny Depp performs Metallica's song in court
Oddball Johnny Depp and narcissist Amber Heard in "Depp v. Heard," defamation trial like a sequel to "Pirates of the Caribbean."
Celebrities react to Johnny Depp beating winning over Amber Heard in court
Shoulda listened! But she's so pretty |
WQ has been avoiding the Johnny Depp Amber Heard Circus because Depp speaks too slowly and Heard is too pretty. (Well, actually, it's more that she dated Elon Musk for a year after Johnny, and that hits a little too close to home). It's all over YouTube and the news, like the OJ trial used to be when Kevin & Bean (KROQ FM) would get Willie the Scottish maintenance man on The Simpsons (voiced by comedian Ralph Garmen, now an afterthought to The Kevin & Sluggo Show on KLOS FM) to read the transcripts for flare and to make the boring details bearable. So add Metallica -- and Amber losing -- and it becomes a "man bites dog" story. Suddenly, we're interested. Just barely. What are the Kardashians up to? Kanye missed Coachella. Stagecoach banned racist flags. So much is going on. It's about the 47th anniversary since the end of the US War on Vietnam. (Today's the anniversary of Black April).
Angelina Jolie speaks out on Johnny Depp's WARNING about dating Amber Heard
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