Showing posts with label Met. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Met. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Von Shits-in-Pants, Stormy speaks to Dead


Stormy produced and starred
Under cross examination, poor Stormy (who has starred in 150 X-rated movies) has admitted to being able to speak to the dead. While that is believable to those who understand we do not die and end but carry on life after life, it is a basis of discrediting her. It is almost as if Trump's attorneys are trying to argue they never met, nothing ever happened, and he is just in the habit of handing out more than $100,000 to strangers for the heck of it. Guilty. This case is not about her because cheating is not illegal, and trying to cover it up is not illegal, but what is illegal is falsifying business records and trying to misappropriate campaign funds to cover your tracks. This is not a "hush money trial" but a financial records fraud case. And of that his guilt is certain. What is also certain is that he did it in furtherance of his election, making it a felony.

Trump hosts suckers who bought his NFTs and Guillermo exclusivo with Hemsworth and Taylor-Joy
D. John Trump was heard audibly cursing during
Stormy Daniels' testimony at his criminal trial.
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 8, 2024: It was a day off from the Trump trial after Stormy Daniels caused quite a sexual and embarrassing commotion yesterday, Republican loser Nikki Haley took home 20% of the vote in the Indiana primary despite not being in the race anymore, Trump hosted a VIP dinner at Mar-a-Lago for superfans who bought his worthless NFTs, Melania is also doing her best to cash in with signature Mother’s Day jewelry (a cheap three leaf clover stamped with meaningless words), according to recently-discovered deposition from his divorce proceedings RFK Jr. claims a worm ate part of his brain and died in his skull, Puppy and Pony Killer Kristi Noem continues to flounder after the release of her disastrous book (and audio version which confirms what she is now trying to redact and say she does not know how it got in there), the right-wingers are highly upset that the Boy Scouts are changing their name to "Scouting America" (and get all of the homosexual molestation cases behind them) in an attempt to be more inclusive, and the monologue is interrupted by Guillermo for an exclusivo with special guests Chris Hemsworth and Taylor-Joy from Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga! #Kimmel
  • Jimmy Kimmel, 5/8/24; This Week (photo and Constitution statement); Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Met Gala Katy Perry: Let 'em drink milkshake

What Katy Perry has worn on her breasts (31 pictures) (acidcow.com)
Why would AI pick on poor Cat Purr? Surely, it has others to pick on like Sydney Sweeney's?

I can shake things up, G. Joe, if you want.
Long ago, when France was starving, someone supposedly asked a great princess what her starving subjects could do. She answered in the annoyed voice of an uber-privileged royal: "Let them eat cake." Now, as The Revolution approaches and the U.S. is starving for truth, what are citizens to do, King Biden? We can stare at beautiful Lana Del Rey in the meantime, except that she's glomming on to reviled Kim Kar Dash, who got booed mercilessly (but that was edited out). Just ask Kevin Hart.

The absolute worst dressed stars at the 2024 Met Gala
(The List) May 6, 2024: There are three rules for the Met Gala – honor the theme, don't be safe, and don't trip on the stairs. While no one literally took a tumble, plenty of stars' looks fell flat at the 2024 gala. #MetGala #ChrisHemsworth #KimKardashian
  • Zoë Saldana 0:00
  • Alexandra Kopelman 0:37
  • Alexandra Daddario 1:07
  • Cole Escola 1:30
  • Gustav Magnar Witzøe 1:58
  • Jordan Roth 2:23
  • Josh O'Connor 2:49
  • Chris Hemsworth 3:10
  • Cynthia Erivo 3:40
  • Kylie Minogue 4:07
  • Alton Mason 4:33
  • Charlotte Tilbury 4:58
  • Kim Kardashian 5:21
Katy Perry had the most viral Met Gala look of the night and she wasn't even there
Katy Perry does it every year at the Met Gala.
Oohs and aahs could be heard far and wide as Katy Perry's ethereal forest fairy look spread across the vast internet last night during the 2024 Met Gala red carpet.
AI outdid me for 2024!!!
Chronically online onlookers were about to bestow the title of "Best Dressed" upon the singer until they realized one thing: It wasn't real.

The "I Kissed a Girl" hitmaker's dress was the product of artificial intelligence (AI), and Katy Perry, did not, in fact, grace the museum's iconic steps on fashion's biggest night.

But if you were one of the victims who was bamboozled by the computer-generated image, don't feel too bad because Perry's own mom got got, too.


She's wearing a garden in time, get it? (AI)
The deepfake of Perry started to circulate as celebrities made their arrivals to the gala and instantly went viral, in large part because fake-Perry in her fake-dress absolutely nailed the evening's dress code, "Garden of Time."

The beautiful AI ballgown looked straight out of a fairytale; it featured a plunging V-neckline, corset bodice, voluminous skirt with a massive circular train, and a wide lush green hem that looked like grass.

But I'm a good Christian preacher's daughter
Flowers in every pastel shade, lively green vines, and fluttery butterflies climbed all the way up the frock, creating the appearance of majestic woods coming to life.

Another slide showed her in a second fake look. This one was a minidress with a bronze armor-like bodice and green skirt made out of vines, leaves, and flowers, complete with a wet hairdo. More

Tuesday, June 13, 2023

Tree & Serpent: Early Buddhist Art (The Met)

The Metropolitan Museum of Art (metmuseum.org); Andrea K. Scott (newyorker.com, May 22, 2023); CC Liu, Ashley Wells, Dhr. Seven (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly, Wiki edit
Where did ancient Sumer (Sumeria) and the Middle East get ideas of a talking serpent?

Having left the bodhi tree, why was the Buddha covered by this shapeshifting royal serpent?


Tree & Serpent: Early Buddhist Art in India at The Met
Ancient Sumerian story
Overview: This is the story of the origins of Buddhist art. The religious landscape of ancient [proto-] India was transformed by the teachings of the Buddha, which in turn inspired art devoted to expressing his message [the Dharma of Awakening].
  • Fifth Avenue, Gallery 999
  • Upcoming: July 21-Nov. 13, 2023
  • The Met (free with museum admission)
Sublime imagery adorned the most ancient monumental religious structures in ancient India, known as stupas [Central and North Asian burial mounds].

The stupa housed the relics [sariras, unique crystallizations left in the cremation ashes of fully enlightened beings] of the Buddha and also honored him through symbolic representations and visual storytelling.

Original relics and reliquaries are at the heart of this exhibition, which culminates with the Buddha image itself.

"Dragons" are a worldwide phenomenon
Featuring more than 140 objects dating from 200 BCE to 400 CE, the exhibition presents a series of evocative and interlocking themes to reveal both the pre-Buddhist origins of figurative sculpture in [pre-] India and the early narrative traditions that were central to this formative moment in early Indian art.

Celestial avians vs terrestrial reptilians 
With major loans from a dozen lenders across [modern] India, as well as from the United Kingdom, Europe, and the United States, it transports visitors into the world of early Buddhist imagery that gave expression to this new religion as it grew from a core set of ethical teachings into one of the world’s great religions.

Objects associated with Indo-Roman exchange reveal India’s place in early global trade.

The exhibition showcases objects in various media, including limestone sculptures, gold, silver, bronze, rock crystal, and ivory.

Highlights include spectacular sculptures from southern India — newly discovered and never before publicly exhibited masterpieces — that add to the world canon of early Buddhist art.

The exhibition is made possible by Reliance Industries Limited, The Robert H. N. Ho Family Foundation Global, and the Fred Eychaner Fund.

These are sariras or funerary "relics."
Major support
is provided by the Estate of Brooke Astor, the Florence and Herbert Irving Fund for Asian Art Exhibitions, and the E. Rhodes and Leona B. Carpenter Foundation.

The symposium is made possible by the Fred Eychaner Fund.

The catalogue is made possible by the Florence and Herbert Irving Fund for Asian Art Publications.

Additional support is provided by Albion Art Co., Ltd. More
Trees & Serpents at The Met
Andrea K. Scott, The New Yorker (newyorker.com)
First The New Yorker starts talking seriously about UFOs, and now it's reptilians.
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Just as flowers take root in graveyards...Ages before the invention of mindfulness apps, Buddhism was born at the base of a tree, in northern [Bihar, in future] India, where a [former] prince sat down to meditate and — [one time by a pond during a rainstorm while meditating came] under the protection of a seven-headed snake [a shapeshifting royal naga named Mucalinda*] — [after he had already] reached enlightenment [previously under a Ficus religiosa tree at another location].

“Tree and Serpent: Early Buddhist Art in India, 200 BCE–400 CE,” at The Met, revisits the first 600 years of artistic response to the tradition, through more than 125 objects, including recent finds from ancient Buddhist monastic sites. (Opens July 21.) ♦
  • Although WQ commonly translates naga as "reptilian humanoids, snake, serpent, or dragon," the term is much broader and refers to any mighty creature (like nature spirits known as yakkhas, like the Iranian/Persian genies or djinn) or a magnificent tusker elephant.
Dhr. Seven, Pat Macpherson (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly Wiki edits

Among the notable nagas of Buddhist tradition is *King Mucalinda naga-raja ("royal-reptilian") a protector of the Buddha. In the Vinaya Sutra (I, 3), shortly after his enlightenment, the Buddha is meditating in a forest when a great storm arises.

Graciously, King Mucalinda gives shelter to the Buddha from the storm by covering the Buddha's head with [by shapeshifting into a massive cobra with] seven heads [20]. The king then takes the form of a young Brahmin and pays homage to the Buddha [20].

Why did Europeans worship dragons/nagas?
In the Tibetan/Himalayan Vajrayāna and Mahāsiddha traditions [21] nagas in their half-human form are depicted holding a nagas-jewel, kumbhas of amrita ("jugs of ambrosia"), or a terma that had been elementally encoded by adepts.

In Tibetan Buddhism, nagas are known as klu or klu-mo [sea serpents]. They are associated with water and cleanliness, as they live in oceans, rivers, lakes, and springs, and do not want their environments to be disturbed or polluted [22].

The two chief male disciples [corresponding to his two chief female monastic disciples Ven. Khema and Uppalavana] of the Buddha, Ven. Sariputta and Ven. Moggallāna are both referred to as mahā-nāga or "great nāga" [23].

Some of the most important figures in Buddhist history symbolize nagas in their names such as Dignāga, Nāgāsēna and, although other etymons are assigned to his name, Nāgārjuna. More

Friday, March 20, 2009

Korean Renaissance Art

Art Review "Art of the Korean Renaissance"
Holland Cotter (New York Times)

"Treasures at a Korean Crossroad"

The Korean art gallery at the Metropolitan Museum is a trim, tall, well-proportioned box of light. But it’s just one room, and a smallish one at that, reflecting the museum’s modest holdings in art from this region and the still scant attention paid to it by Western scholars.

So no surprise that the expansive-sounding exhibition called “Art of the Korean Renaissance, 1400-1600” is, by Met standards, a small thing too, with four dozen objects. Most of them — ceramic jars, lacquer boxes, scroll paintings — are compact enough to be stashed in a closet.

What the show lacks in grandeur, though, it makes up in fineness, and in rarity. All of the art dates from a period of cultural efflorescence and innovation in Korea. Experimental art was on the boil; utopian ideas were in the air. Yet much of what was produced then was lost in the series of invasions and occupations that began at the end of the 16th century. More>>
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PHOTOS: 1. An Amitabha triad from the 15th century. Change was the essence of Korea’s Choson dynasty, which was founded in 1392, and lasted for more than five centuries. It is the Buddhist art of the early Choson that gives the exhibition its flashes of color and spectacle. (Photo: The Cleveland Museum of Art). 2. Leeum, Samsung Museum of Art, Seoul, South Korea, "Art of the Korean Renaissance, 1400-1600," at the Metropolitan Museum of Art features a 15th-century epitaph tablet.