Showing posts with label ironic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ironic. Show all posts

Friday, September 12, 2025

Where's the GUN, Israel? Patsy shooter?

MIT grad, groomed by CIA with his brother, lived in Chicago: 'Economic Consultant Ben Nitay'


(Kim Iversen) Israel did it. It's not the first time. Look at recent details confirmed about Zionist dancing in New York at the site of 9/11 attack. Might Tyler Robinson be a patsy (fall guy)? When he jumps off the roof in recently released footage, where's the big rifle and scope wrapped in towel that he hid in the woods? Now Zionist lawyer Ben "Bibi" Shapiro is the new "Charlie Kirk" on college campuses.
Kill shot shows chest was hit 
WARNING: Gruesome uncensored footage of kill shot for history. It will
be scrubbed during cover up phase of operation, a precision shot to neck.
Bassem Youssef: Israel did it
CIA asset, Israeli soldier Bibi
How did American 'Ben Nitay' (CIA) get installed as last King of the Jews?

Who or what are 'Groypers'?
NATIONAL VIDEO GAME DAY - September 12, 2025 - National Today (Groypers)
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Netanyahu on a denial tour: It wasn't us (IDF) who killed Kirk to foment trouble in the US
This is the most powerful man in the world: Bibi
A Trump insider and longtime friend of Charlie Kirk tells The Grayzone how the assassinated conservative leader’s turning point on Israeli influence provoked a private backlash from Netanyahu’s allies that left him [Kirk] angry and afraid.

The source said anxiety spread within the Trump administration after an apparent Israeli spying operation was uncovered. Charlie Kirk rejected an offer earlier this year from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu to arrange a massive new infusion of Zionist money into his Turning Point USA (TPUSA) organization, America’s largest conservative youth association, according to a longtime friend of the slain commentator speaking on the condition of anonymity.
The source told The Grayzone that the late pro-Trump influencer [Kirk] believed Netanyahu was trying to cow him into silence as he began to publicly question Israel’s overwhelming influence in Washington [DC] and demanded more space to criticize it.

Accept the money from Bibi, Charlie. I did.
In the weeks leading up to his [Kirk's] September 10th assassination, Kirk had come to loathe the Israeli leader, regarding him as a “bully,” the source said.

Kirk was disgusted by what he witnessed inside the Trump administration, where Netanyahu sought to personally dictate the president’s personnel decisions, and weaponized Israeli assets like billionaire donor Miriam Adelson to keep the White House firmly under its thumb. More

America in turmoil over Kirk?

Wednesday, June 5, 2024

How to pick a fun new gender in 3 steps

I was born a boy assigned my sex and gender at birth. Then I said, "O hell no!" I'm trans!


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The Rainbow looks so cute as bottom to the S&S!
Happy gay month, everyone! It's time for PRIDE, which now celebrates every permutation of sexuality and gender fluidity. Want to be poly-bi-platinum-goldstar-xe? That's sensational, xe! Whaddya got rockin' under those skorts? None of our business? Right on! Now, hope you come to the meeting to explain it to Gen. Florg, and fly that freak flag like it's an original idea. Now we can all be Anais Nin and call ourselves "free."

Space alien confused as Earth leaders try to explain human gender
Thank you, God (Gnostic "Demiurge"), for giving us MEN and all these little BOYS, too!
Let me give you a little backrub here, Pope, and you try to hold down your excited pointer.
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Trans (Helen Joyce)
(The Babylon Bee) General Florg from the planet Graxon V has visited Earth -- but he's having trouble understanding humans as he's never encountered a species with so many multiplying genders. Earth leaders try to explain.

(Of course, the real problem is that humans and leaders don't understand either. When no one agrees, anyone can say anything, and we all HAVE TO go along or we're some kind of sexist heteronormative secretly-gay pigs!)

How to choose a fun gender: 3 Steps

The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender
First, get the book, The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender. Second, pick a wording and pronoun from the 437 currently available, one that suits you. Don't skimp. The world is your oyster, and grammar doesn't matter at all. Definitions are included or write a new one.

Third, for general guidance, you may want to see which makes your dad the most upset. No dad? No problem. Ask a coach, uncle, drill instructor, sergeant, or scout leader. On second thought, avoid scout leaders.

Lost in Trans Nation (Grossman)
Viola! You now have a FUN gender you're happy with (and can change at any time whatsoever even post-surgery) to foist on everyone else who you can legally coerce to recognize and call you.

Now to pick a more fun SEX... Have you considered the U.S. military and the experimental vaccinations and environmental chemicals they will force you to endure and be exposed to even in bootcamp? It's a gay old time now, with lots of "friendly fire" from superior officers and horny bunkmates, fellas!

"Don't ask, don't tell"? - Ask! Tell! Let your freak flag fly, Fella!

Satan asks Democrats to tone down the evil

Dems should be openminded like Log Cabin Rs
(The Babylon Bee) Premiered May 17, 2024: In a regularly scheduled marketing meeting with Democrats, Satan asks them to tone down all the evil just a little bit.

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If Ivan (ka) were a boy, I'd be gay. (Trump)
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Friday, September 15, 2023

Sex makes for the worst types of tourists

Living Ironically..., 4/22/23; Ashley Wells, CC Liu, Sheldon S. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

The worst type of tourists
(Living Ironically in Europe) Oh, You Men! That is, Oh We Men, be better. It's not all about shagging. There are cultural events, self-improvement, reading, the whole spiritual dimension. If we must be on the hunt, harm none. We should all have a good time, and that means all.

I like visiting Asian countries. - You feel guilty?
When it comes to tourism, a nasty trend has developed where many older guys with money go to impoverished countries in Southeast Asia, Eastern Europe, and the Balkans, such as Thailand, Vietnam, Ukraine, Moldova, Serbia, Belarus, Russia, Romania, Kazakhstan, and so on, where they exchange some of that money for companionship and intimacy. This is taking advantage of the locals due to the size of their wallets and the need/greed of females willing to exchange their company or intimacy for that paper cabbage. This is a look at the antics and the immorality of such predatory tourists. They don't even have the decency to keep it on the downlow or improve their physical appearance. They should stay home and date [ugly] women.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2020

The Problem with IRONY: postmodern (video)

Will Schoder on David Foster Wallace, 10/6/16; Ashley Wells, CC Liu (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly


David Foster Wallace: The Problem with Irony
Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
Will Schoder (patreon.com/willschoder) breaks it down. We're living in a postmodern world, watching South Park, Family Guy, Seinfeld, and newer "meta-modern" American sitcoms. And that's the problem with irony.


No jest: National bestseller
FURTHER READING (help-the-channel links)
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again

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MUSIC: "Thoughtful" by Lee Rosevere; "Waning Patience" Dexter Britain; "The Time to Run (Finale)" Dexter Britain; "A Closing Statement" Dexter Britain; "Having Run" Dexter Britain.

Friday, February 28, 2020

Lent special: Jesus, Mary, Joseph (Family Guy)

Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy, FOX TV); Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon, Wisdom Quarterly
WARNING: Blasphemous sexual references, jokes about the most important (though possibly make believe) religious figure in Western history! See Reza Aslan's Zealot to separate fact from fiction.

Look at that beard on Peter!
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" is a shocking special episode of Family Guy that could be considered blasphemous. It's offensive and, yes, funny -- but it may go too far with sexual references and observations about timekeeping and customs peculiar to an ancient rural backwater land in an insignificant part of the mighty Roman Empire. More

Friday, March 23, 2012

"Hunger Games" (and other attractions)

I. Rony, Wisdom Quarterly (COMING ATTRACTIONS)


The great thing about the "Hunger Games" is the message that in the future, everyone is hot! This record breaker is a new Hollywood remake of old Hollywood's "Logan's Run." But now it's about starving teenagers under an elite 1% rather than a forever-young society where anyone who turns 30 gets killed by prior agreement -- unless one decides to run. That's where sandman Logan comes in. The tables are turned on the establishment. This cheesy futuristic film of the seventies looks a lot better here with its deleted scenes restored and alternative footage (thanks to , who explains that the primary audience for this extended trailer was theater owners deciding whether or not to carry the film). "Logan's Run" became a classic, and the "Hunger Games" franchise is sure to be a massive blockbuster and golden goose. Read the books. More
"4:44 Last Day on Earth"


() The Dalai Lama appears along with many Buddhist images and references. A couple in love live in an apartment high above the city. He's an actor. She's a painter. This afternoon is like any other, except with one difference: The world will end tomorrow at 4:44 am. The final meltdown comes with a warning but with no means of escape. There will be no survivors. (Watch it at mubi.com).

Asura mythology: "Wrath of the Titans"


() Perseus embarks on a treacherous quest into the underworld to rescue Zeus, who has been targeted for capture by his traitorous son, Ares, and his brother, Hades. Five years after his first adventure, Perseus rules Argos with Andromeda at his side and a newborn baby as their heir. But in the shadows lurks Calibos, the cursed "demon" thought dead now out for revenge. Not only the Greeks but ancient Indians and Buddhists believed in the lore of the titans (asuras) and demigods (devas), who mated humans. A collective or archetypal memory of advanced alien visitors, Annunaki or Nephilim, who descended from space to establish empires in ancient pre-biblical lands of Sumer, Egypt, Greece, Mesopotamia, Babylon, and the mysterious East. Teaser. The same theme was explored in the films "Immortals" (with beautiful oracles) and "Thor" (about Nordic space aliens). PROMETHEUS: A team of explorers (with Charlize Theron) discover a clue to the origins of humankind on Earth, leading them on a journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. A movie by Ridley Scott.



Blaze of Glory: The Toulouse Gunman Story


(ITN) In a world where European jihadists go apesh*t on Jewish school children and innocent cops, where it takes a paramilitary force of 300 to try to bring in one man alive, Mo Merah ain't going out like that. Not with Al Qaeda's blessings and Sarkozy's political future on the line. Watch the gripping true life tale of an angry pretext for a French clampdown on civil liberties and Internet freedoms. It's all in the name of greater "security," so fear not Francophiles. The safety you demanded is now mandatory. Read more in the US and directly from the BBC.

"The Expendables II"


(AllBallsEntertainment) Can't get enough killing with your extra large popcorn? Ultra-violence is the playground of a sexually repressed society. So if you haven't gotten enough of war-glorifying movies (that quietly normalize empire), how about films with real soldiers as actors and the US military winning Hollywood's help to find recruits for the US/MIC's wars abroad and spying on the homeland? Here is the ultimate testosterone-poisoned movie event of the year: Sylvester Stallone (Rambo), McGarnical (The Simpsons), Chuck Norris (Texas Ranger), Arnold Schwarzenegger (aka "McBain," failed California governor), Ashton Kutcher's dad (that bald guy, Demi's ex), and every action star with, inexplicably, the exception of Buddhist Steven Seagal.



From "Top Gun" to disgusting acts of murder, preemptive invasion, war crimes, and imperialism collectively renamed an "Act of Valor," this *ick flick is sure to keep the men in the family cooing and calling their friends:

"Act of Valor" - How Hollywood Helps the M.I.C.



() When the rescue of a kidnapped CIA operative leads to the discovery of a deadly "terrorist" plot against the US, a team of SEALs is dispatched on a worldwide manhunt. As the [mercenaries] of Bandito Platoon race to stop a coordinated attack that could kill and wound thousands of American civilians, they must balance their commitment to country, team, [apple pie], and their families back home. "Act of Valor" uses active-duty US Navy Seals as ham "actors." The characters they play are fictional and their thespian skills laughable, but the deadly weapons and tactics used are REAL. And now that the NDAA (the indefinite detention bill signed into law by Commander in Chief Obama) makes every American civilian a legitimate target simply under a secret allegation of anyone being a "belligerent," a "domestic 'terrorist,'" or an Occupy protester, the guns may be aimed at us.

"Hell and Back Again" (real life war)



() Embedded with US Marines' Echo Company in Afghanistan, photojournalist and filmmaker Danfung Dennis reveals the devastating impact a Taliban machine gun bullet (shot by a jihadist trying to defend from infidel thieves after an oil pipeline, rare earth minerals, and world domination through strategic influence of the region) has on the life of an invading 25-year-old Sergeant Nathan Harris, an imperial soldier for the US military-industrial complex. The film seamlessly transitions from stunning war reportage to an intimate, visceral portrait of one man's personal struggle at home in North Carolina, where Harris confronts the physical and emotional difficulties of re-adjusting to civilian life with the love and support of his wife, Ashley. Masterfully contrasting the intensity of the frontline with the unsettling normality of home, "Hell and Back Again" lays bare the true cost of war.

"Last Days Here" - destruction turned inward


() This documentary from Don Argott and Demian Fenton is a raw, real-life, yet unexpectedly touching portrait of cult metal legend Bobby Liebling, chronicling his bid to resurrect his life and career after decades of wasting away in his parents' basement. Liebling made his mark in the '70s as the outrageous frontman of Pentagram, a "street" Black Sabbath whose heavy metal riffs once blew audiences' minds. But various acts of self-destruction, multiple band break-ups, and botched record deals eventually condemned his music to obscurity. Now in his 50s, wasted by hardcore drug (heroin, meth, and crack) use and living on the charity of his ever-patient mother and father (a former Nixon advisor), Bobby's music is finally discovered by the heavy metal underground. For over three years filmmakers (and metal musicians) Argott and Fenton are witnesses to his unbelievable journey, following the triumphs and downfalls of this underground icon at the crossroads of life and death. More

Bjork's Army of Me ("Sucker Punch" remix)



(RobbieAlterno) Imagine if someone thought to mix senseless violence and demeaning sex? "Sucker Punch" explored the concept in a futuristic fantasy film about Nazis, strippers, and very strong girls who can at least dream of fighting and killing the way men are taught to heartlessly fight and kill. "Go along to get along," or what was the message being sent by Hollywood accompanied by a great Bjork song?

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

How To Set Yourself On Fire

I. Rony ("How To Burn Yourself"), Wisdom Quarterly
An 18-year-old is latest Tibetan to self-immolate. Nangdrol committed suicide by fire at 2:00 pm on Feb. 19, 2012 near Jonang Dzamthang Monastery, Tibet.

LHASA, China (Occupied Tibet) - Thinking of setting yourself on fire for the glory of peaceful Buddhism? Good. That ought to teach those violent Chinese not to abuse the native people of the plateau. Burn yourself, burn the other. A monk in Vietnam protesting Americans in the 1960s showed us how.
  • Step 1. Bring some gasoline. Avoid BP brand. Because the first precept is being violated, bring some alcohol too to violate the fifth. It was good enough for His Holiness Milarepa. Shakyamuni didn't understand what it was like to live with rivals trying to restrict his freedom of religion.
  • Step 2. Bring some matches, no, a lighter, no-no, a long fireplace lighter so as to not burn your fingers; if all goes well, they'll be on fire soon enough.

Tibetan nun gets in on the act setting herself on fire for the anti-Chinese cause

  • Step 3. Bring a picture of His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama or at least His Holiness the 17th Karmapa, or better yet the new Panchen Lama or that fake Chinese "Karmapa," to stick it to remorseful communist soldiers with the sharp poker of irony.
  • Step 4. Bring a strong meditation practice. Pain like this is going to take the fourth samtem, which has transcended both pleasure and pain, to overcome. This could take a while, but three years, three months, three days, and three hours isolated in a dark Himalayan cave should be plenty.
  • Step 5. Bring a map or a crowd so the self-immolation can take place front and center at an intersection (crossroads), near a monument or army check post. No, scratch that. Call the media and as them where they prefer, then wait for a cameraman to arrive.
After that, let nature take its course. Get ready to meet Ksitigarbha.* And viola! Pacifist in a charred silky saffron sauce chalks one up for Mahayana martyrdom with a Vajrayana twist. By stepping up to the crucifixion/immolation site as the sacrificial lamb serving itself up as chops, this should please the great God in Beijing.

It is rumored that Saint Issa went out this way before returning to Hemis Gompa. We have to show Muslim peace activists, jilted Pakistani lovers, and Indian widows how it's done. Long live the Dharma, freedom of religion (except that controversial Shugden movement), the (cultural) revolution, and our peaceful way of life unmolested by Han intervention.
"Earth Treasury" Vows and Hell
KSITIGARBHA is known for his vow to save all beings within the six worlds [that comprise just the Sense Sphere]. Between the time of the Buddha Gautama and the Buddha Maitreya, he vows not to achieve buddhahood until all the beings in the hells are freed. He is therefore often regarded as "the bodhisattva of hell beings," the guardian of children, the patron deity of deceased children and aborted fetuses in Japanese culture. Usually depicted as a Buddhist monk with a nimbus around his shaved head, he carries a staff to force open the gates of hell and a wish-fulfilling jewel to light up the darkness.


Will the real Karmapa please stand up

Friday, February 3, 2012

"Yeah, I'm Not Racist Anymore" (video)

(OppressThis.com); Wisdom Quarterly


Racists, bigots, supremacists, and oppressors may change. No doubt. But even if we cannot change everyone's mind, society will continue to evolve to become more moral and object to cruelty. Whether the oppressors like it or not.
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Shelly is not nor has she ever been a racist or species
-ist. Rather, she is comparing racism to animal abuse.

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Monday, December 19, 2011

It's not easy being The Protester (Egypt video)

(, Dec. 18, 2011)

It's not easy being Time's "Person of the Year"
I. Rony (Wisdom Quarterly (ANALYSIS)
The blog-o-sphere is all a twitter, facing and booking it to the moral high ground. What are the crybabies crying about? Some police state forces were just doing their job -- subduing and stripping a female protester in Egypt. Former LAPD Police Chief Bratton is now a private contractor advising world governments on how to deal with "rioters." Could he have a hand in this?

The Arab Spring means mass death and destruction in Syria, Yemen, Iran (in secret strikes they cannot protect themselves against and dare not admit for fear of seeming vulnerable), Sudan (Mogadishu), Iraq (now in private contractor uniforms rather than soldiers' fatigues), Pakistan, Afghanistan, and elsewhere all thanks to America's super rich MIC (military-industrial complex).

Paramilitary police have continued attacking protesters in Egypt's Tahrir Square withdrawing "freedoms" they recently thought they had won. The clashes, which have lasted more than three days now, have left 10 people dead and hundreds brutally injured.

One video uploaded to YouTube on Sunday is particularly graphic and is being widely enjoyed in police stations around the US. It reveals the extreme cruelty of the Egypt's enforcers during the crackdown. They might consider following the US police state strategy of staging peaceful anti-Occupy Movement "clearings" then tormenting detainees in legally hard-to-prove ways.

  • The same happened in Burma during its Saffron Revolution when soldiers beat and killed Buddhist monks.
  • The same happened in Thailand when Yellow Shirts and Red Shirts brought the country to a standstill to weed out political corruption until the military police began the bloodletting.
  • It is happening in Tibet, as China brutally oppresses Tibetan monastics and displaced citizens.
  • It may happen in Russia if Putin is forced to demonstrate that he came out of the KGB not the civilian world.
  • One can only guess who trained Syrian forces to contain its popular uprising. Munitions do not always say "Made in USA" because Pennsylvania is not the only manufacturer of poison gas and futuristic weapons systems.

The Egyptian army soldiers glorious in their protective riot gear may have gotten a little carried away savagely beating a seemingly unconscious female protester with big sticks (truncheons), kicking her unconscious, and stomping on her chest probably in an effort to resuscitate her to make sure she was okay and could be beat some more. No one can prove it was outside of policy just by looking at a video.

While the camera does not lie, government lawyers do, and all that is needed is "reasonable doubt" because the officers say they felt in danger so each strike was within department policy. Just look at Rodney King's video. It happens all the time, mostly without those pesky cameras. While videotaping is not illegal, it will get one beaten if police observe that they are being recorded in an unflattering way. Then one can try to prove they did not have probable cause to feel endangered by the arrested party who was further beaten in custody. It is that troublemaker's word against the fine, upstanding police officer's word. Who would you believe?

If you answered the police, please remember your civic duty by responding to your jury duty summons. If you answered anything else, hah, you know how easy it is to shirk those things? People shirk them all the time. C'mon, who needs your liberal voice? The courts are just fine with high school grads raised on "CSI" and "Judge Judy."

Police state "security" forces lashed out ruthlessly but effectively on unarmed civilians (who may have been carrying spit or rocks or urine or even bamboo; police can never be too safe). Police burned down tents that had been put up by activists outside the parliament building to occupy a camp in protest against the military rule. You see, they are trying to antagonize armed soldiers with thin polyester mesh.

Maybe we got a little carried away. But in our defense, we didn't
know we were being filmed! Swear to God, we didn't know.

The Internet community therefore questions the methods of a military regime that took over and continued the authoritarian power of ousted ex-Pharoah Hosni Mubarak in February. After all, the US was never against Mubarak's tactics. It just got sick of him and let his own people depose him, while undermining him on the world stage, just as a series of leaders unfriendly to the US have been, are, and will be before this is over. Welcome to Bush-Obama's Brave New World Order.