The Bible got it wrong (Ricky Gervais)

Ricky G., have you read the Gnostic version?

Humans picked, chose, copied what Bible says

(Ricky Gervais) Ricky Gervais explains the big problem with Noah's Ark | Out of England

Ricky D. Gervais (/jər-VAYZ/) was born June 25, 1961, and is an English comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He co-created, co-wrote, and starred in the British TV sitcoms The Office (2001–2003), Extras (2005–2007), and Life's Too Short (2011–2013) with Stephen Merchant.

Humans invented their religions?

(Cold Reason) Why religions were created [besides the mysticism]

He also created, wrote, and starred in Derek (2012–2014) and After Life (2019–2022).[1] Gervais was also executive producer of and had cameos in the American rendition of The Office (2005–2013). Gervais has received various accolades including seven British Academy Television Awards, five National Comedy Awards, five Golden Globe Awards, two Primetime Emmy Awards, a Satellite Award, and the Rose d'Or twice (2006 and 2019). In 2003, The Observer named Gervais one of the 50 funniest performers in British comedy [2].

In 2007, he was placed at No. 11 on Channel 4's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups [3] and at No. 3 in their 2010 list [4]. In 2010, he was included in the Time 100 list of World's Most Influential People [5]. More

• (The Mystery Archives) The Ethiopian Bible just revealed why Jesus' post-resurrection words that were never taught to us

Summer ends: Just Like Heaven (8/22)

Just Like Heaven 2026 PLAYLIST

Stereotypical Southern California summer

When does summer really begin? It's not an astronomical question, as the people into genes insist gender is as easy to assign as reading x's and y's. It is easy if we make it that easy, but it is not so easy when we do not all agree to that as the objective measure.

What is "social summer"?

Mandatory: All Americans must visit a beach.

There's a kind of social summer, which runs between Memorial Day and Labor Day, just an approximation. The seasons do not always cooperate even in parts of the US where four distinct seasons make themselves obvious. There is "Indian summer," which is just a way of saying a long hot spell after official calendrical summer should have ended.

Another example of social summer is the one set by the local school district: When school ends, that's summer. Just ask Alice Cooper! When school begins again, that resumption is the end, even if the weather is still great and drives to the beach are worth the traffic.

"Summer" = School's out!

Alice Cooper "School's Out" (from Alice Cooper: Trashes the World)

There did not used to be a "universal time" but rather many different times depending on the place. They were not simultaneous but more dependent on the sun circling (not revolving) overhead chased by the moon. Those were Tartarian (Tartary) times, and that's all been erased now. A universal measure imposes a definition that does not make sense for everybody on the ground.

Another social summer measure is determined by the concert calendar. The end comes to Pasadena, Los Angeles with the Just Like Heaven Festival this Saturday (Aug. 22, 2026).

New weekend, same party

(justlikeheavenfest.com)

New for 2026: Updated clubhouse amenities, enhanced VIP experiences, plus new shade sails, cooling misters, expanded shaded seating, and additional water refill stations throughout the festival grounds, giving concertgoers even more ways to stay cool and recharge between musical sets. For even more convenience, spend the day in VIP for a lot more money. Spend the day dancing in the expansive VIP viewing areas and lounging in shaded spaces between acts, all while enjoying exclusive food and drink options and air-conditioned restrooms. Buy Now Just Like Heaven | August 22, 2026

Overpaying cops for police state

(The Jimmy Dore Show) The salaries of San Francisco police are shocking

Will there be enough cops to stop trouble?

You will respect my authority...or else.

"Defund the police" was a deception to provoke public outrage. Congress funds new secret police forces and pays them much more now. If police officers want to scam the system, overseers look the other way. Let's make THE PURGE legal for a little while, and then we can use the predictable mayhem and disorder as a pretext to implement some Orwellian policies for "public safety" and a smiley face police state. 

PROM: Free adult dance party (6/6)

Prom Prom Dance Dance: A Documentary Film About Real Life Events by Fall Out Boy (PG)

It's a prom for adults (21+) and a great chance to relive having missed it in high school.

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WHAT HAPPENED?

Jeremiah was not a bullfrog.

Morongo is an Indian casino complex, and the ballroom was rented out so Woody could relive his frustrated childhood. He missed his prom because he was working and determined to have a career in radio. Now that he has it, gosh darn it, he's going to have a prom experience, even as a fat, depressive radio personality with waning ratings compared to the competition he and lackeys face in Los Angeles. But they're heard around the country and online through iheart.com. It started at 7:00 pm, a lot of people were dressed up, and the others were at least wearing joke tee-shirts that looked like tuxedo fronts. An amazing close-up magician named Jerimiah "Jer Bear" DeMatteis wowed the crowd with impossible feats of sleight of hand and stage magick (that may have had demonic assistance because it can't be explained, like a signed playing card ending up two stories up against the ceiling after it had just been all over the deck with a possibly buzzed Greg Gory holding a bag of Funyuns). DJ Tim played.

Adam Corolla made me famous

Jewish Co-Host Gina Grad behaved neurotic AF. Spaz band played. People played. It ended up being better than last year's. Sadly, Chubs Menace was there, using his phone to zoom in on the card on the ceiling. The gays were making time with him, and then he disappeared. He was as gone as Morgan, vomiting in her car, drunk as a furry black and white animal that stinks, missing three hours of the prom. Rick showed up too early and claims he left disgruntled, having asked the concierge where the big party was and not having the sense to plan ahead. Most people, coming in from all over the country, got hotel rooms at Morongo. "If you fail to plan, [it must mean] you plan to fail." Everyone knows that, even Bork and Menji.

• PROM PHOTOS, VIDEO: Woody Show, Alt 98.7 (@thewoodyshow), Gina Grad (@ginagrad), JerBear

(Best Music Covers) Four Goobers "Dance, Dance" (white men can't jump or dance metal core)

(The Spazmatics) Live musical performance by the Spaz's

Sami Gurl, meet m' Mom, Mrs. Willie!

Prom update news. It may not even be worth going now. Miss Sammi Marino's new boyfriend, Steamboat Willie, won't let her go. He's planned a family outing to Disneyland with his parents, so she's out. Guess there's always Mel' Morgan, not the pornstar, but the Mellow Melancholy One, the Lucy Goosey grrrl boxer. And Chubs Menace is sure to be snacking on something stup*d.

I was looking forward to it, Woody!

The prom is on for Saturday, June 6th, 7:00 to 11:00 pm at Morongo Casino Resort & Spa. It's free, and all are welcome. We’re taking a trip back in time, back to the ultimate prom night with 1980s cover band The Spazmatics, DJ J. Espinoza, and special guest magician Jer Bear performing close-up magic throughout the event.

Dress to impress for a chance to win prizes for Prom King, Prom Queen, Best Dressed, and more. No spiking the punch. Book a room at Morongo Casino Resort & Spa. Good times, so it's 21+. Dressing up not required but encouraged. No RSVP required.

• The Woody Show Prom 6/6/26 @ Morongo Casino
• Sammi Marino (@sammimarino) • Instagram
• VIDEO: Hi, I'm Sammi on Instagram w/fat Woody
• VIDEO: Showgirls Sammi, Morgan, Gina... (IG)
• Sammi Marino (IMDb)
• Sammi Marino's Woody Show on Instagram
• The Woody Show | Facebook by Menace

What is a "prom"?

Should Sammi Marino move in with her new b/f? Instagram

I need a new boyfriend. Maybe I can meet somebody at the prom. Hold on, Willie's calling.

 

High School prom couple portrait

A prom or promenade is a formal dance party for graduating high school students at the end of the school year [1, 2]. Students participating in the prom will typically vote for a prom king and prom queen [3] and/or a prom pandaka (LGBTQIA+).

Other students may be honored with inclusion in a prom court. The selection method for a prom court is similar to that of homecoming queen/princess, king/prince, and court.

Date Night at the Clubhouse

Inclusion in a prom court may be a reflection of popularity of those students elected and their level of participation in school activities such as sports or clubs [4, 5].

The prom queen and prom king may be given crowns to wear. Members of the prom court may be given sashes to wear and photographed together [6]. Similar events, which may be locally inspired by debutante balls, take place in many other parts of the world. More

Gaygory, Fats, Gina Grad, and Fats Junior (plus Morgan, Byork, and Sammi are TWS

• Sammi Marino (@sammimarino • IG) Productions, Alt 98.7 FM LA; Ananda (Dharma Buddhist Meditation), Jen B. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

School of Self-Reliance Party (12/13)

Native American uses for mugwort, Jeff of Martin Survival featuring Christopher Nyerges

Author, mentor, instructor C. Nyerges (PCC)

The School of Self-Reliance annual get together (holiday sale and celebration) is this weekend, December 13, 2025, at 10:00 am at Hahamongna Watershed Park. It's not a formal class, but rather sharing survival and food foraging tips, hiking, living in nature, sourcing water, cooking, camping, and looking at products and packs. Stuff is offered for sale by various people. There's lots of food (of course). There might even be live music, as often happens. All are welcome to join for this end-of-year gathering. FREE. (There is no charge to attend). See the list of classes offered by prolific author, nature guide, and regional expert Christopher Nyerges at SchoolofSelf-Reliance.com.

• ‘Edventuring’ with the ‘Real McCoy’ Ed Parker (pasadenaweekly.com)

Outdoorsman Ed Parker is featured in the Pasadena Weekly (pasadenaweekly.com) in an article by Christopher Nyerges (Thursday, Dec. 4, 2025). Read it online, pick up a hard copy, or see the one Parker pasted on the wall of the REI in Arcadia so all the customers could enjoy it.

What happened?

It was a spectacular, warm, sunny Southern California day to be out in nature. Participants gathered to learn what should go in a "go bag," a survival pack to meet all expected and unexpected challenges after bugging out or heading for the woods to camp. Christopher Nyerges (author of more than 25 survival, foraging, and prepper books) is very generous and had many giveaways, lots of healthy hiking snacks, and a wealth of knowledge and wisdom to impart.

This F'n Guy: KA$H Patel (video)

(Hysteria)

Deported to China; South Park (comedy)

(Spotlight by Laugh Society) Jimmy O. Yang on Asian chefs 😂 | Best jokes!

(Armchair Analysis) South Park; (Laugh After Dark) David Jin: My parents deported me to China

Henry Cho best of Asian American jokes | Henry Cho Comedy (stand up comedian)

(Sammy Obeid) Oklahoma has billionaires? Standup comedy

(Big Think) Asian comedienne faces herself and others' expectations

Village Fall Festival, Pasadena (11/22)

Village Fall Market and Festival, Saturday, Nov. 22, 2025 at 12:00 pm | Eventbrite

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WHAT HAPPENED?

Why gather? To build community.

A thousand or so people from the community and far afield gathered on the grounds of Muir High. The main stage moved to the lawn area to accommodate dancing and grooving to live music and DJ Common. The food trucks were barbequing and one maestro of the kitchen had special raw vegan offerings -- three kinds of savory pizza and plantain cinnamon rolls. The most attractive offerings among all the nonprofit stalls and kiosks was the Healing Village with yoga, breathwork, sound baths, reiki, massage, and energy healing under tents. Even visitors from Pacific Palisades enjoyed it. It was six hours of socializing and visiting a booth to go on camera to tell the tale of Altadena and the area before and after the Eaton Fire.

(Rhythms of The Village)

VILLAGE FALL FESTIVAL: The Fall Festival is back at Pasadena's Muir High School, where we’ll host the foothill community for day of healing, joy, and unity! Free. RSVP on EVENTBRITE.

• Village Fall Festival (free, Pasadena's Muir High School), Saturday, Nov. 22, 2025, 12:00 PM | Meetup
• Village Fall Festival (FREE, Pasadena's Muir High), Sat, Nov 22, 2025, 12:00 PM | Meetup
• Village Fall Festival (FREE, Pasadena's Muir High), Sat, Nov 22, 2025, 12:00 PM | Meetup

Celebrating the vibrant, multicultural spirit of Altadena, let's DANCE together, EAT together, and SHOP together.

Join us for an afternoon of live music and drumming, food, art, and healing vibes as we celebrate commUnity at our traditional Village Fall Festival presented by Rhythms of the Village and LA Commons and Oh Happy Days Vegan Cafe.

• Village Fall Festival (Rhythms of The Village)
• PHOTO GALLERY from Village Spring Festival

Let's dance, eat, laugh, and sing together so our stories get heard! Explore a vibrant marketplace of art, handmade crafts, jewelry, clothing, and more with 50+ vendors, including Altadena artisans displaced by the Eaton Fire.

Live multicultural entertainment goes throughout the day on the big stage, including the Rhythms Family Band, led by the legendary Baba Onochie Chukwurah. There are also activities for children.

Healing individuals and community

Village Fall Market and Festival

Free healing workshops and sessions go on in the "Altadena Healing Village":

• yoga,
• Reiki,
• acupuncture,
• sound healing,
• massage therapy.

NEW Storytelling Booth: Altadena residents can share and record their stories. Delicious food from various cultures.

Vendors: Makers sell handcrafted or vintage items only: Apply here. Sponsorships are still available.

This magical festival and marketplace unites us. Many cultures coming together as ONE Tribe. There are children’s workshops and a magical line up of entertainment throughout the day. Tasty foods... 50+ makers of items handcrafted with love.

Some of these artisans were displaced from Altadena, crafters who create jewelry, art, wearables and more... Vendors apply here. It runs for six hours starting at noon, Saturday, Nov. 22, 2025.

• Location: John Muir High School
• 1905 Lincoln Ave.
• Pasadena, CA 91103
• FREE: Nov. 22, 12:00 pm PST
• Village Fall Market & Festival
• Sat., Nov 22, 2025 at 12:00 pm

How to get there? Covered parking. Family friendly event. Why did the location change? Previous site behind the Rhythms of the Village store and Oh Happy Day Vegan Cafe came down during the Eaton Fire. Organized by Emeka Chukwurah. #arts #music #festival #multicultural #musicfestival #Altadena #familyfriendly #Pasadena

• Emeka Chukwurah, Baba Onochie Chukwurah (rhythmsofthevillage.com); Ananda (Dharma Buddhist Meditation), Jen B., Dhr. Seven, Wisdom Quarterly

Sammy Obeid stand up comedy: Charlie Kirk

Kirk the comedian tears down Ted Cruz's facade

(Sammy Obeid) Solving Charlie Kirk's murder | Stand up comedy

Does our CIA really do evil?

(Fern) The CIA's scariest secret weapon: The Heart Attack Gun

Kirk killing solved, 6 mass shootings in 24 hrs

No one saw this professional assassin but the camera.

Jeff Rense has solved the Charlie Kirk shooting, pointing out the assassin in action before, during, and after the deadly bullet pierced Kirk's neck, causing him to lose so much blood that he died on route to the hospital in an SUV because no ambulance was available, with the killer probably sitting at his side making sure he died and had no chance of survival. The proof is in the footage below. The more one watches it, the clearer what one is seeing becomes. So it will soon be banned.

(Paramount Tactical) Dangerous Liberty Ep. 150: Charlie Kirk, finding the truth [the government has to ignore to keep their narrative alive] with guests Dr. Shiflett and Marcus Allen

Trump sends troops to Portland and mass shootings trigger Left-Right blame game

Trump MAGA right wing white man shoots up and burns Michigan Christian church

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Behold, Kirk's assassin (at center right)

(The Daily Show) Sept. 29, 2025: After a string of mass shootings across the USA, America swaps out “thoughts and prayers” for a Left vs. Right blame game, Republicans hypocritically criticize the Democrats’ “violent rhetoric” -- taking no responsibility for the Right’s love of guns, hunting down unarmed animals, and acting as biblical boosters for Israel’s genocide -- and Trump escalates a nonexistent problem by deploying troops to Portland. #DailyShow #Portland #Trump #JonStewart

Who shot Charlie Kirk, right wing Israeli Zionist operative or LGBTQIA+ Mormon?

WATCH: rense.com/general98/video-2.mp4

Here it is again: Watch the brown shirt man apparently shoot Charlie Kirk with a modern high tech palm pistol and then vault the barrier. Pay attention and note that he runs right to Kirk on the ground.... (altnews.net via rense.com) VIDEO: rense.com/general98/video-2.mp4

SOLVED: How Charlie Kirk was assassinated - shooter on camera

Jeff Rense (rense.com)

Assassin's armament, covert palm pistol

The importance of this [right side view] video truly cannot be overstated. Without it, virtually no one would have been able to see the murder being committed by an obviously top drawer, cold-blooded, smiling, extremely well-trained [older white male and therefore in a sense invisible and unnoticed] professional assassin [who then jumps the barrier and runs towards blood-gushing Kirk, something no normal person would do if the shot had come from behind and confusion and chaos just erupted].

Modernized more deadly version of the pistol

The murder weapon is tragically ingenious and keep in mind was only produced in the 1890s. The weapon used on assassinate Charlie Kirk just as he spoke those words is likely an updated, upgraded, new high-tech version of an original, very small, Chicago “palm pistol” with a round magazine and tiny 1.5-inch barrel...that sticks out between the middle two fingers of the shooter's hand. 

The weapon is so small that it can’t be easily seen in a human hand, making it perfect for close-up operations from 0-15 feet. See video at the 0:05 point and look right down the barrel of the assassin’s gun at work.

The current ammunition might be a very high velocity .22 short or a custom round, even smaller in size than a .22 short. For more damage, perhaps the original very short .32 caliber is still in use by hired killers.

This is a highly concealable specialty gun of which there were only about 10,000 ever made over 130 years ago. The original idea was to mass produce them for grandma to keep in her purse when she was out and about. More

Conspiracy: predictive programming

(Kim Iversen) Snake Eyes to Kirk: Is life copying this Hollywood script?

Shoot’em up in Trump’s America

(The Young Turks with Cen Uyghur) Was the church shooter on right?

COMMENTARY

Right wing Christians say kill the fake Christians? Trump MAGA vet shoots up Mich. church

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Welcome to America: The Dead Kennedys

Problems with this theory: No smoke and not much recoil. The line of fire seems off for slump of body falling to Kirk's left. The loud sound (crack of the firearm) sounds more like a rifle coming from behind than a tiny pistol coming from up front. Which way does a shot body fall? Usually, it is the opposite side of the one he was shot, continuing the momentum of the force produced by the mass of the metal bullet. Will ballistics and forensics experts be looking into it? Maybe on their own time but not officially, as there was no autopsy performed or allowed, even though it is required by Utah law, because who needs pesky facts debunking the official narrative that an LGBT Mormon on a distant roof sent a magic bullet with no exit wound from more than a hundred yards away?

• Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, Sept. 29, 2025; Jeff Rense (altnews.net, rense.com); Pfc. Sandoval, Seth Auberon, Ashley Wells, Sheldon S. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly COMMENTARY