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Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Hit song of Summer 2026? 'Dracula'?


Back in August we asked the question, What will be the hit song of summer 2026? There are a few contenders, and the race is very close, but it would seem to be Tame Impala's "Dracula" (Jennie remix), which is still going strong. But still, in the office, we prefer "Lobotomize Me" by Rat Utopia!


What's a Tame Impala? (It's Kevin)


What'll be Song of Summer for 2026?

The new Ocean Way Festival of LA
Given the exigencies and erratic demands of the music industry nowadays, it is essential that one hit song be pushed to the top of the pop charts to rule each summer. A pop idol's shelf life could depend on it, or it might make an up and comer's career. This summer is tough because there's no obvious frontrunner. Taylor Swift? Yawn. Olivia Rodrigo has a new album, a new festival (Daisy Chain Fields), and everything she's done in the past has been so promising, but a runaway hit?

Who can win the music biz war battle by battle?
Not to our ears, not this time, not even "drop dead" or "the cure." Does it have to be a new song? Technically not because SAINt JHN had "Roses" due to a remix that went viral on TikTok or Instagram or my littler sister's cellphone and dance class. We used to be able to rely on Lana Del Rey to kick out the summer jams.
Maybe skate punk can make a comeback?
Editor's flashback pick: JFA "Beach Blanket Bongout"

Skate punks really know how to party on sand
LYRICS: Party on the sand/ Bring your van/ Tan girls, macho fools/ Fun!/ Punk outing, people shouting/ Lots of fun/ Drugs and sun/ Fun! [CHORUS:] Beach blanket bongout (bongout, whoa-oh)/ Beach blanket bongout (bongout, whoa-oh)/ Beach blanket bongout (bongout, whoa-oh)/ Beach blanket bongout (bongout, whoa-oh)/ We're having the fun, wasted in the sun/ Purple boards, short hair/ We're outnumbered and we don't care// The hippies, they hate us/ We take their chicks/ They beat us up/ They're still the dicks/ Dicks!/ Surf punks, we're not/ Skateboard, we do/ We have the fun/ We're the new crew/ Crew! [Chorus]

(Aubrey Hobert) I have a new song, guys! It's out Aug. 7, 2026!
(DECESSUS) "The Hollow Descent" live at Pulsar Awards 2026: Who is this beauty queen? Death metal singer wins beauty pageant

Is rap most popular white art form?


Pretty Reckless: "Dear God"

Saturday, August 29, 2026

How did I die in my past life?

Sell us US citizen data, Don. - Sure, how much?
[SPECULATION: We need to steal your biometric facial data to sell it on the open market to the government, intel agencies, Israel, China, and non-state actors and scammers, so we've come up with these tricks. Pick one. How about we predict what your soulmate is going to look like or age progress your face? It's fun. Tell all your friends so we can build a network and connect the dots between all of your contacts. Do it for national security before China takes TikTok back from the nice Zionist Jewish American capitalist billionaire Larry Ellison and his network of operatives like his son David Ellison and his installed CBS News Boss Zionist Bari Weiss, who captures media assets with Trump's help.]
$cam AI "solutions" to deal with scams?
Unlimited AI Qs: Alexa helps millennial mom with last-minute school project: AI to the rescue!

Monday, August 17, 2026

All the President's Women: Fun with Trump

(Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies) Demented Traitor and the Life of Lying | A Monty Python's Life of Brian parody
Head bobbing, dead eyed pregnant sexbot Jayme Leagh Franklin is incubating a baby?
He's easy. Just kiss his a--, and everything'll be alright, unless he defecates in his pants again.
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Did Melania really vote for Kamala?
All the President's Men is a book about corrupt Republican Tricky Dick Nixon. Melania missing. No one has seen her in 25 days, which comes after a 70% reduction in accompanying DonT to public events. Karoline Leavitt left, just up and resigned, retired at 27, still sporting DonT's favorite lips on a woman. It's odd because she's into older men. She left DonT, 80, for a 60-year-old husband who do. They have a newborn. No one has seen Melania in weeks. We know she doesn't live in the White House or even in DC. Pam Bondi had to go to avoid prosecution, but what's Mel's excuse?

I was his favorite. Ask him.

Sometimes it's hard to face myself for all I've done. But I paid Ivanka off and pushed Ivana.
Do you like it when I bounce on your goober, Daddy? - Yes, Ivanka, keep it up. | Incest?
Just cuz she looks like Ivanka? Katie Johnson accuses Donald Trump... (Cristina Bruno Dalola)
(The Narrative Brief) Daily Show's Desi Lydic's brutal reply to convicted rapist Trump

Like the white turkey? - No! - What about Don?
Perhaps she's hiding out in Mar a Lago or Manhattan, maybe somewhere underground or on a small island in the
US Virgin Islands near Florida. What's Hillary-hating Tulsi Gabbard up to, and where is she? Never mind, now there's fresh flesh to surround white Mr. T, self-appointed king of the country, women more important than Mrs. Trump. There's infatuated Natalie Harp, a fundraiser named Meredith O’Rourke, 54, who Don calls his "Princess of Darkness," the hand up his bottom White House Chief of Staff 👹Susie Wiles, and the nodding (not Trump sycophant activist Mayra ‘Nodding Woman’ Joli) Bobble Head Girl Jayme Franklin, the president's official Zapper.

Bobble head sexbot technology may have gotten so advanced the public doesn't even notice.

Jew? Hymie? CIA built bots long ago
"Jayme," really? That's odd because in a case of predictive programming, there was once a fully automated Jewish character on Get Smart called "Hymie the Robot" (played by Dick Gautier). Hymie is an ethnic slur for Jews, like Jesse Jackson calling New York "Hymietown" or someone saying "Hebe (Heeb)" to a Hebrews. Hymie, who had a tendency of taking instructions too literally, was a 100% realistic humanoid robot built by KAOS. For his first mission, Agent 86 Maxwell Smart manages to bring Hymie over to the side of CONTROL, like the CIA winning over a Mossad or Shin Bet counterpart spy. The two spying agencies, K and C, are ever at odds like Zoroastrianism's GOOD and EVIL, a dichotomy stolen by universalist Catholicism.

Anyone who says Trump is hideous under cake makeup and hairspray hasn't seen his parents.
I'm not ugly...for an Oompa Loompa. My Mom loves my hairdo, hair dye, and makeup.
Does a woman (Susie Wiles) really run the show as Trump does what he's told by Bibi et al?


Epstein friends: Playboy playmate Bunny, Don T, Bill 'Bubba' Clinton, Melania on an island?

I've done more than touch it. Right, Bubba? That joker Jeffrey has it on surveillance video.
Girls, I mean women, love money. Right, Jeff? If only you were here to keep partying with us.

Melania, British royal Prince Andrew, Nordic blond, and fun spy for Israel Jeffrey Epstein
I did it for the money. Look what I have to put up from this walking-talking trouser toilet.

Eyes like daggers, I would put eyedrops in his drink, but he already has constant diarrhea.
After I dated and possibly father two Island Boys with Mel, Trump asked for my seconds.
Corruption? Soliciting bribes? No. Meredith 'Princess of Darkness' O'Rourke just raises funds
All I've ever wanted to be was a peaceful hippie in my VW van. Ask anybody.
(The Narrative Brief) Desi Lydic of The Daily Show opens up on DonT
Why Trump is not only a joke

Friday, August 14, 2026

Native wisdom via A.I. 'Wes Kingfisher'?


Heal, feed, and warm family and friends from the land itself
The Native American Way — 101 field-tested remedies, skills, and recipes passed down by Grandmother Ada from the hills of eastern Oklahoma.

The backyard pharmacy, the wild pantry, fire, shelter, clean water, and the winter table — the old ways written down plain, before the last of them are gone (now only $17).

AI "Wes Kingfisher" is a pen name, and "his" eBook was created with AI assistance. It is written in the "voice" of a Native American elder for educational purposes only. It is not medical advice — so consult a competent physician before using any herbal remedy, especially if pregnant, nursing, or taking an allopathic pharmaceutical.
Wild plants can have deadly lookalikes, so never forage, eat, or use any plant without confirming its identity with a local expert or an authoritative field guide.

Foraging and wilderness skills carry inherent risks. This book is no substitute for learning directly from the remaining Native communities and elders who have stewarded these traditions for 10,000 years and longer.
  • BOOK: Americans are paying top dollar for what grows free in our own yard! That bottle of pills started life as a tree down by the creek. The comfort our great-grandmothers made in the kitchen now comes with a barcode and a hefty markup. Nobody locked this knowledge away out of spite — but rather, the chain got broken, one elder at a time, one quiet library closing forever. Sound familiar? (weskingfisherbooks.com)
  • WARNING: By completing a purchase, purchaser consents to immediate delivery of digital content and waives the 14-day withdrawal right.
  • DISCLAIMER: Why would Wisdom Quarterly promote this book by an invented character?
It is because the writer-publisher ("Wes Kingfisher Books") is honest enough to say Wes Kingfisher a pen name and this eBook was written with A.I. assistance (at the bottom of the landing page in small print). And in the future, AI and eBooks may be the closest we ever get to any remaining "Native wisdom."

Real Native American wisdom from a guide
Christopher Nyerges is not Native American, but he teaches authentic tribal knowledge.

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  • Our advice? Seek out human sources. For hands on training, we recommend the real thing with author and nature guide (Wisdom Quarterly's own teacher) Christopher Nyerges (School of Self-Reliance, Los Angeles, California). He has over 21 plant and survival books in circulation. He is a prolific author, a hands-on trainer, local columnist, advisor, and offers classes on all sorts of modern and Native American survival skills.
  • Christopher Nyerges in the page of Wisdom Quarterly
Must-Know Go-To Survival Plants of North America