Tuesday, June 11, 2024

Who's dumber, Biden or Trump? (comedy)


Jimmy Kimmel brings on the 2024 Spelling Bee winner to do battle

Trump rants about sharks, drug addict Hunter Biden found guilty, Jimmy upsets Fox News


Hey, Biden body-double, you're alright.
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) June 11, 2024: The high profile trial of Pres. Biden's son Hunter Biden ended badly for him as he was found guilty on all three counts, the Bidens hosted a party at the White House in honor of Juneteenth [an important day in American history and the end of chattel slavery and the introduction of the now common practice of wage slavery], Donald Trump had a virtual meeting with his probation officer, the Fox News crowd is upset that Kimmel is hosting an interview with Presidents Biden and Obama during a fundraiser here in Los Angeles, Oprah's tool Dr. Phil McGraw delicately interviewed Trump and mentioned a very familiar name (James Kimmel), Fibberace (fibbing Trump as a fibbing Liberace) was in Vegas this weekend where he said many incomprehensible things in the sun, including a diatribe about shark attacks and how a sinking boat should electrocute them but somehow doesn't when it sinks, but, hey, have you noticed all the shark attacks lately? Ugh, what was I saying? I know exactly what I'm saying. I don't have a script, and my teleprompters rarely work, so I'm just winging it (betcha you could never tell), which made Kimmel’s crew think, Why not give the little ones a treat with an all-Trump rendition of “Baby Shark”? #Kimmel

Who’s worse, Biden or Trump? Vote evil

Trump meets with probation officer after bizarre rally rant about sharks: A Closer Look

(Late Night with Seth Meyers) June 10, 2024: Meyers takes a closer look at Trump meeting with a probation officer after holding his first large rally since his guilty verdict, where he screamed about teleprompters, batteries and sharks.

(Steve Forbes) Biden have to pull out before race due to being too feeble

It's time to choose again: Vote Tweedledee?
Anyone who votes "the lesser evil" is purposely voting for evil. Happy birthday, Don Juan Trump, 78.

Before he is sent to prison or spared to get a government job in the White House, Trump will be 78 on June 14th. Seriously senile Biden is 81 but so much older.

Say what anyone wants about how dumb Trump is as a dishonest human being, at least he tells the truth sometimes, not knowing any better or not caring about anything but advancing and promoting himself.

He says what the powers-that-be do not want anyone to say out loud about how we spy on others or how bribes (tax deductible donations) influence politics. He knows the system because he, by his own admission, uses the system, and now that system is mad enough at him to impeach, impeach, convict, and possibly imprison him, if only to keep him out of the next election.


Get me Steve Bannon on the pipe or the vent!
Another Trump presidency is not the worst thing that could happen -- so long as it is carried out from Cell Block 6 at Riker's Island or a federal warehouse for wayward felons, a country club of minimum-security detention. Why?

Body-doubles, demons, suits?
He's not likely to start any new wars like all the other presidents do and have done, with perhaps the sole exception being hospice-bound Jimmy Carter.

Biden is a buffoon and, worse, a tool. Who or what is possessing him? When he freezes up as he did yesterday, it may be dementia and Parkinson's kicking in, but it has always seemed to be glitches in his reptilian, draconian, or demonic overlord's possession.

One would think that they know how to enter, exit, and manipulate him after half a century of doing so but, apparently, he is all the worse for wear for having so many walk ins occupy his physical body.

Unfortunately, there is more than one body-double, and it is apparent when the others are on duty. They do not act too out of character, preferring to hew closely to their scripts and trained mannerisms.

Biden has no body doubles, except Mr. Rodgers.
Vote Jill Stein, vote RFK Jr., vote Andrew D. Basiago, or vote Cornel West. Vote anyone but Pervy Uncle the geriatric white male candidate. As bad as Trump is -- and he is shamefully, woefully inept in almost all regards, a humiliating embarrassment to the country -- he's the closest thing we have to a peace candidate.

He's a belligerent, bombastic, buffoonish clown, who will pick terrible judges and select hollowed out shells of people for cabinet positions, but that would seem to be an improvement over what we have in Genocide Joe.


This Week in Unnecessary Censorship
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) June 9, 2024: Once again, Kimmel Live has bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week the features are Donald Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jim Jordan, Matt Smith, Shark Tank, and more. #UnnecessaryCensorship #Kimmel
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live; Late Night with Seth Meyers; Steve Forbes; The Hill; Pfc. Sandoval, Ashley Wells, Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

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