|C'mon, b-tch, you have to spoil Xmas! What else are you good for? - Don't talk to me like that, Sodom. We've discussed this before. You need to respect my boundaries if we date.|
Tired of all the Christian paraphernalia down at City Hall and other secular areas paid for by taxpayers expecting a sensible separation of church and state? Here's some bureaucracy that burns Christian britches and chaps a little hide. We need freedom from religion because "religion" is an almost universally terrible thing
|Courtesy of Satanic Temple|
- Like Karma and God, the Devil Works in Mysterious Ways: Satanic Temple Not Allowed to Put Holiday Display in Florida Capitol
|Lord of Greed: |
|Satan's Little Helper in Washington, DC :)|
LYRICS: "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch"
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch/ You really are a heel/ You're as cuddly as a cactus/ You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch/ You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel. You're a monster, Mr. Grinch/ Your heart's an empty hole/ Your brain is full of spiders/ You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch/ I wouldn't touch you with a/ 39 and a half foot pole/ You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch/ You have termites in your smile/ You have all the tender sweetness/ of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch/ Given the choice between the two of you/ I'd take the a seasick crocodile./ You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch/ You're a nasty wasty skunk/ Your heart is full of unwashed socks/ Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch/ The three words that best describe you/ Are as follows, and I quote:/ Stink, stank, stunk!/ You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch/ You're the king of sinful sots/ Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch/ Your soul is an appalling dump heap/ Overflowing with the most disgraceful/ Assortment of deplorable rubbish/ Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots/ You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch/ With a nauseous super naus/ You're a crooked jerky jockey and,/ You drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch/ You're a three decker sourkraut and toad stool sandwich/ With arsenic sauce!