|You don't want to read this article, do ya?|
New research has rigorously tested Male Idiot Theory, which posits that men are idiots and are driven to take ridiculous risks despite the clear prospects for self-harm, and they do it for no defensible reason.
|Happiness is overrated; it's better to be right, study finds (latimes.com).|
|Tee: Every woman is a riot|
|Ooh, now in new "medicinal" strength!|
|I bet if we tried, we could eat poop|
In defense of men
Male editors, Wisdom Quarterly; "Jackass"
|Why you son of an Abercombie & Fitch, I will tear your head off and spit down your neck!|
Notice how we men tricked the world into believing and repeating that mantra. Then there's the unequal pay; that was a good way to dupe everyone into extracting more resources for our benefit, to the detriment of starving women and children.
|I'm the God. Worship me. And obey me or else!|
Pride and Prejudice, the great author Jane Austen wrote. She could as easily have penned a tome called Pride and Punishment about the male God's antics in the Old Testament. Think humans have it bad? Have you seen the plight of 51% of them?
There used to be a female God, too, you know. Yes, one in the Bible, Jehovah God's wife, the JudeoChristian Mother Goddess. They got rid of her and divine/sacred femininity. Even little boys and girls could no longer behave like sissies or anything but the model of biblical norms, which gives us Nick Blinko's analysis in "Farce":
Her shape fits well into a mold
Why go on living in the past?
|Make an example of him! - But I want to forgive.|
|Oh God, stop me before I abuse others again.|
Should men just step down off the pedestal? Or should women awaken, rise up, and knock off the aiding and abetting?
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