Trump assassin's strange note (JKL/JDS)

Kimmel responds to Trump calling him “one of the dumbest human beings ever”

JD, lots of people tell me we're gonna win big...

(Jimmy Kimmel Live) Sept. 24, 2024: Jimmy responds to Donald giving a crowd in Pennsylvania yet another review of Kimmel's performance at the last Academy Awards, calling Jimmy “one of the dumbest human beings ever” and “a dope,” Jimmy’s wife Molly comes out to give Donald some advice, Trump claims that it’s “too late” to debate Kamala again [even though he really wants to because he beat her so badly the last time], JD Vance has turned out to be a great source of amusement, Trump spent some time at a grocery store to point out how much things cost, G-Joe Biden spoke before the UN General Assembly and had a hard time leaving the stage, and senile Trump doesn’t seem to know where a lot of places are. #Kimmel

DJ/JD making friends old-fashioned way

Jimmy Dore (jimmydore.com) got his hands on an alleged note left by Trump's second assassin, who seems in our opinion to have taken on the job he saw listed somewhere, perhaps the Dark Web or simply the scuttlebutt among the sort of people who might be willing to become mercenaries for the right price. Though he is still alive and facing prosecution, accused would-be killer Mr. Routh wrote a note implying (or very carefully admitting) he would fail, offering $150,000 to the next shooter to "finish the job." The CIA really wants this Orange candidate unalived. Kamala as well as Tim fans can rejoice the CIA, Secret Service, FBI, and many prominent Republicans are on her side.

This race is mine, you [n-word], I mean, Mz. Madame Vice President. Please step aside.