Showing posts with label Saint Michael. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saint Michael. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Happiness Secrets of Scandinavians (video)

Here are 19 weird things Swedish people do (that others should do, too) (Saga Johanna 🇸🇪)
Meik Wiking (artist's rendering) receives the apple of his eye from lady Viking (WQ).
HAPPINESS: The Secret of Scandinavian Happiness
Guru Viking, how can Vikings be happy?
(Max Joseph) May 22, 2024: For more information on Meik Wiking ("Mike Viking"), possibly "the happiest man on earth" [if that title were not already taken by French scientist and Tibetan Vajrayana Buddhist monk in Nepal Ven. Matthieu Ricard], and The Happiness Research Institute: happinessresearchinstitute.com.

CONTENTS
  • 0:00 - Journey to Denmark
  • 2:30 - The World’s Happiest Man - Meik Wiking
  • 3:55 - Happiest Country Rankings
  • 4:59 - Hygge and other secrets of Danish happiness
  • 7:54 - A second opinion - Helen Russell
  • 9:51 - High taxes and trust
  • 12:19 - Downsides and upsides
  • 13:31 - A different kind of happiness
  • 15:10 - Legoland reflections
  • 18:23 - Credits
Woo-hoo! Is everyone having a great time, or what? Let's rampage over there to have fun!
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We weren't always as happy as today.
For more information on The World Happiness Report, see: worldhappiness.report. For more information on Helen Russell, see: helenrussell.co.uk.
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Thursday, February 22, 2024

What if humans are NOT earth's first? (PBS)

PBS Space Time, 12/7/23; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly Nagas in the News

What if humans are NOT earth's first civilization? | Silurian hypothesis
(PBS Space Time) We might be the first technological civilization on Earth. But what if we’re not? We are almost certainly not, depending on who "we" refers to.

The Sumerians, the Indus Valley Civilization, Turkey/Anatolia's Gobekli Tepe culture, all of the ancient wonders of the Americas and Africa that can't be replicated by us now, if all of those count, we still are almost certainly not the first.

Life on this earth is very ancient, going back hundreds of millions of years, according to the Forbidden Archeologist Michael Cremo, Buddhist and Vedic records, and others in Europe and hidden here and there waiting to be discovered and explained away as anomalies.

Buddhist Sakka is Saint Michael
We are the first, insists PBS. (They don't want to get labelled woo-woo or nuts, after all). Although how sure are we, really? The Silurian hypothesis, which asks whether pre-human industrial civilizations might have existed, is a real thing.

Who were the Reptilians (the Nagas of Buddhist, Hindu, and Jain lore) or the "dragons" of the Bible?
 
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Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

"Capitalism: A Love Story" (watch FREE)

Michael Moore (YouTube Movies, March 13, 2020); Crystal Q., CC Liu (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly


Capitalism: A Love Story
Disaster Capitalism (N. Klein)
Exactly one year and a day after the initial Wall Street bailout, Michael Moore (Bowling for Columbine, Sicko, Fahrenheit 9/11) looks at the global financial crisis and the U.S. economy during the transition between the incoming Obama administration and the outgoing Bush administration. In standard Moore fashion, he mockingly draws attention to the Wall Street and government decisions that have enabled what he calls "the biggest robbery in the history of this country" [until the most recent pandemic bailout, which dwarfs it by comparison].

Provider: Lionsgate. Rated R. Running time: 2:07:15. Actors: Thora Birch, Michael Moore. Director: Michael Moore. Producers: Michael Moore, Anne Moore. Writer: Michael Moore. Genre: Documentary.

Friday, December 13, 2019

Buddhist legend: "The War in Heaven"

Pfc. Sandoval, Dhr. Seven, Pat Macpherson (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly Wiki edit; G.P. Malasekera
Time-travel bells (stupas over Buddha statues), Borobudur pyramid Buddhist temple
Sakka King of the Devas: St. Michael (fmrly. Magha of Macala), Roman Catholic Church

Sakka versus Vepacitti (Vemacitrin) as St. Michael vs. Lucifer (Satan) the dragon (wiki)
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The Deva-Asura War
Sakka (St. Michael) defeats a dragon (wiki)
The Asuras ("Titans") formerly lived in the Heaven of the Thirty-Three (Pali Tavatimsa, Sanskrit Trāyastriṃśa), the world on the peak of Mt. Sumeru with the other Shining Ones of that world.

When Sakka, King of the Devas (Śakra, Indra, analogous to Archangel Michael) became the ruler of that world, the Titans celebrated by drinking a lot of gandapāna wine, a celestial alcohol so strong that Sakka forbade the other Shining Ones from drinking it.

Asura in Kōfuku-ji, Nara, 734, Japan
Weakened by their drunkenness, the Titans could not resist when Sakka had the whole lot of them thrown over the edge of the World of the Thirty-Three into what would become the Titan-world at the base of the mythical mountain Mt. Sumeru.

A tree grows there called cittapātali. When the Titans saw it blossom, they realized that it was different from the pāricchattaka (Sanskrit pāriyātra) tree which had grown in their old home, and they knew that they were dispossessed.
Asuras (Greek "Titans") find themselves tossed out of heaven, wake on earth (wiki).
Layout of heavenly Borobudur Buddhist temple representing Three Spheres or dhatus.
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They now contemplated war. In armor and weapons, they climbed up the steep slopes of Mt. Sumeru "like ants." Sakka set out to meet them, but he was forced to retreat because of their numbers.

Garuda/Avian, Delhi (wiki)
Passing through the forest where the Avians (Garuḍas) live on his flying chariot [UFO, spaceship, vimana], Sakka saw that his passage was destroying the nests of the Avians and ordered his charioteer Mātali to turn back.

When the pursuing Titans saw Sakka turn around, they felt certain that he must be coming back with an even larger army. So they fled, ceding all the ground they had gained (Robert Chalmers, 1895, "No. 31, Kulāvaka-Jātaka," The Jataka [Rebirth Tales] Volume I).

Despite their many wars, there was eventually a partial concord between the Shining Ones of the World of the Thirty-Three and the dispossessed Titans.

This came about because Sakka fell in love with Shachi (aka Sujā), daughter of a Titan chieftain named Vepacitti (Sanskrit, Vemacitrin).

Vepacitti had given Sujā the right to choose her own husband at an assembly of the Titans, and she chose Sakka, who had attended disguised as an aged Titan. Vepacitti therefore became Sakka's father-in-law.
Sakka as St. Michael
Sakka (St. Michael) and Vepacitta
Before he was reborn as Sakka, King of the Devas, due to his unusually good karma (keeping seven vows), he was a human named Magha of Macala (Western "Michael"). He is also called Maghava. He is the ruler of two celestial worlds above this earth (bhumi) among Buddhist cosmology's 31 Planes of Existence. He rules the "World of the Thirty-Three" with 33 other "lords," and he is the king of four regents one world down, the "Realm of the Four Great Regent-Kings" of the four cardinal directions in space. His nemesis is the Asura-Titan chief Vepacitta, now his father-in-law. Sakka is not a unique figure but a station like the presidency because every "world-system" (cakkavala) has one. More

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Sakka and "Big Blackie" (Maha Kanha Jataka)

Dhr. Seven, Eliza Darcey (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly, Jataka 469 ("Stories of the Buddha’s Former Rebirths"), Book 12, Francis via SuttaCentral.net; Sentinel Beast, "Dogs of War"
Sakka: I will look after the human world when a buddha's teaching begins to decline.

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469. Maha Kanha Jataka
“A black, black hound” and so on -- this story was told by the Buddha while dwelling at Jetavana, about living for the benefit of the world.

One day, they say, the monastics were sitting in the Hall of Truth (Dharma Hall) talking. “Venerables,” one would say, “the Teacher, ever practicing friendship towards the multitudes of people, has given up an agreeable residence and lives just for the good of the world.

"Moreover, he has attained supreme wisdom yet of his own accord takes bowl and robe and goes on a journey of 18 or more leagues.
  • To the Five Ascetics he set a rolling the Wheel of the Dharma [the Teaching that leads to complete freedom from all rebirth and suffering];
  • on the fifth day of the half-month he recited the "Discourse on the Impersonal Nature of All Things" (Anattalakkhana Sutra), and guided them to full enlightenment;
  • he went to Uruvela and there, to the wandering ascetics with long matted hair, he displayed miracles -- three thousand and half a thousand -- and persuaded them to become [Buddhist] monastics practicing for enlightenment;
  • at Gayasisa he recited the Fire Sermon and guided a thousand of those wandering ascetics to full enlightenment;
  • to Maha Kassapa, when he had gone forward three miles to meet him, after three sutras he gave the higher ordination;
  • all alone, after the noon-day meal, he went a journey of 45 leagues and then established in the fruit of the third path Pukkusa (a youth of very good birth);
  • to meet Maha Kappina he went forward a space of 2,000 leagues and guided him to full enlightenment;
  • alone in the afternoon he went on a journey of 30 leagues and established in full enlightenment that cruel and harsh man Angulimala [the serial killer and mass murderer];
  • thirty leagues also he traversed and established the Ogre Alavaka in the fruit of the first path and saved the prince;
  • in the Celestial Realm of the Thirty-Three he visited three months and taught full comprehension of the Dharma to 800 million devas;
  • to [Baka] Brahma’s world he went and destroyed that [deva's] false views and guided 10,000 brahmas;
  • every year he goes on pilgrimage in three districts and to such people as are capable of receiving, he gives the Three Guiding Gems, the Virtues, and the fruits of the different stages;
  • he even acts for the good of naga reptilians and garuda avians and the like, in many ways.”
In such words they praised the goodness and worth of the One of the Ten Power’s life for the good of the world.

The Teacher came in and asked what they were talking about as they sat there. They answered him. “And no wonder, monastics,” he said. “One who now in perfected wisdom would live for the world’s good did so even in the past [when striving for supreme wisdom of buddhahood], in those days of suffering, lived for the good of the world.”

Story of a Past Life
O, Kassapa Buddha, there goes the Dharma!
So saying the Buddha told this story of the past: Once upon a time, in the days of [a previous teaching] Buddha Kassapa, there reigned a king named Usinara.

It was a long time after the Buddha Kassapa had declared the Four Noble Truths and guided multitudes of people from bondage to final liberation and had helped awaken large numbers of those to realize nirvana that that the dispensation (the Dharma/Buddhism of that buddha) fell into decay.

The male monastics gained their livelihood in 21 unlawful ways (modes of wrong livelihood). They "associated" with the nuns, and sons and daughters were born to them.

Monks forsook the duties of the Male Monastic Order, and nuns forsook the duties of Female Monastic Order, lay men and women their duties [see the Sigalovada Sutra], Brahmins no longer performed the duties of Brahmins:

Humans for the most part followed the Ten Courses of Unwholesome Conduct, and as they died they filled the ranks of all the states of suffering.

Then Sakka King of the Devas [of that time], observing that no new devas came into being (were reborn in the celestial worlds), looked abroad upon the world, and perceived how humans were reborn into states of suffering, and that the dispensation of Kassapa Buddha had decayed.

“What shall I do now?” Sakka wondered. “Ah, I have it!” he thought: “I will scare and terrify humankind, and when I see that they are terrified, I will console them, I will declare the Dharma, I will restore the dispensation that has decayed, and I will make it last for another thousand years!”

"Big Blackie"
Maha Kanha, "Big Blackie," the sentinel beast
With this resolve he transformed the deva Matali [his charioteer/vimana pilot] into the shape of a huge black hound with four [hog] tusks as big as plantains, horrible to look upon, with a hideous shape and a fat belly, as of a woman ready to give birth.

He fastened him with a fivefold chain and put on him a red wreath led by a cord.

Sakka put on a pair of yellow garments and bound his hair behind his head and donned a red wreath. Taking a huge bow fitted with bowstring the color of coral and twirling in his fingers a javelin tipped with adamant, he assumed the aspect of a forester and descended at a spot one league [one hour's walk] away from the city.

“This world is doomed to destruction! Doomed to destruction! Doomed to destruction!” he called out three times with a loud voice that terrified the people. And when he reached and entered the city, he repeated that terrible cry.

The people seeing the hound were frightened and ran into the city and told the ruler what had happened.

Sakka in disguise
Sakka (St. Michael in Catholicism), King of the Devas
The ruler quickly caused the city gates to be closed. But Sakka leaped over the wall, 18 cubits in height, and with his hound stood within the city.

The people in terror ran away into houses and locked the doors. Big Blackie gave chase to every human he saw and scared them and finally entered the ruler’s palace.

The people, who in their fright had taken refuge in the courtyard, ran into the palace and shut the door. And as for the ruler, he with the ladies of his household went up onto the terrace.

Big Blackie raised his forepaws and putting them in through the window roared a great roar. The sound of this roaring reached from [the lowest] realm to the highest realm: the whole world-system was one great roar.

The three great roars that were the loudest ever heard in "India" [Bharat or Jambudvipa] are these: the cry of King Punnaka in the Punnaka Jataka, the cry of the naga King Sudassana in the Bhuridatta Jataka, and this roar in the Maha Kanha Jataka [lit., the "Great-Black Birth Tale"], or the story of "Big Blackie." The people were terrified, filled with horror, and not a person could say a word to Sakka.

The ruler steeled his nerve and, approaching the window, cried out to Sakka: “Ho, huntsman! Why did your hound roar?”

Sakka answered, “The hound is hungry.”

“Well,” said the ruler, “I will order some food to be given to him.” He ordered his food and the food of all the household to be given to him. The hound seemed to make one mouthful of the whole thing then roared again.

Again the ruler asked and Sakka answered, “My hound is still hungry!” The ruler then had all the food of his elephants, horses, and so forth brought and given to Big Blackie. He also finished this off in one bite. Then the king had all the food in the city given to him.

Big Blackie swallowed all of this in like manner and roared again. The ruler said, “This is no hound. Beyond all doubt this is a goblin. I'll ask him where he has come from.” Terrified with fear he asked his question with this stanza:
“A black, black hound, with five cords bound, with fangs all white of hue,
Majestic, awful—mighty one, what makes he here with you?”
On hearing this Sakka uttered this stanza in return:
“Not to hunt game the Black Hound came, but he shall be of use
To punish humans, Usinara, when I shall let him loose.”
Then the ruler said, “What, huntsman, will the hound devour the flesh of all men, or of your enemies only?”

“Only my enemies, great king.”

“And who are your enemies?”

“Those, O king, who love unrighteousness and walk doing harm.”

“Describe them to us,” he asked. And Sakka, the King of the Devas, described them in these stanzas:
“When the false monks, bowls in hand, in one robe clad, shall choose
Tonsured the plough to follow, then the Black Hound I will loose.
“When nuns of the Order shall in single robe be found,
Tonsured, yet walking in the world, I will let loose the Hound.
“What time wandering ascetics, usurers, protruding the upper lip,
Foul-toothed and filthy-haired shall be -- the Black Hound I’ll let slip.
“When Brahmins, skilled in sacred texts and holy rites, shall use
Their skill to sacrifice for pelf, the Black Hound shall go loose.
“Whoso, parents now grown old, their youth now come to an end,
Would not maintain, although one might, against that person the Hound I’ll send.
“Who to parents now grown old, their youth now come to an end,
Cries, 'Fools are ye!' against such the Black Hound I'll send.
“When men go after others’ wives, of teacher, or of friend,
Sister of father, uncle’s wife, the Black Hound will I send.
“When shield on shoulder, sword in hand, full-armed as highway men
They take the road to kill and rob, I’ll loose the Black Hound then.
“When widows’ sons, with skin groomed white, in skill all useless found,
Strong-armed, shall quarrel and shall fight, then I will loose the Hound.
“When humans with hearts of evil full, false and deceitful men,
Walk in and out the world about, I’ll loose the Black Hound then.”
When Sakka, King of the Devas, had spoken thus, “These,” he explained, “are my 'enemies,' O king!” And he made as though he would let the hound leap forth and devour all those who did the deeds of enemies.

But as all the multitude was struck with terror, he held the hound by its leash and seemed, as it were, to tie him to that spot. Then taking off the disguise of a hunter, by his psychic power he rose and poised himself midair, all blazing as it appeared, and said:

“O great king, I am Sakka, King of the Devas! Seeing that the world was about to be destroyed, I came here. Now, indeed, humans as they die are filling the states of suffering because their deeds are unwholesome, and the celestial world has grown empty.

From here on in I will know how to deal with those who do harm, but be vigilant.” Then having in four stanzas, which were well worth remembering, declared the Dharma, he established the people in the virtues of generosity, strengthened the waning power of the dispensation so that it lasted for another thousand years, and with Matali returned to his own realm.

When the Teacher had ended this discourse, he added: “Therefore, monastics, in former times as now I have lived for the good of the world.”

Then [the Buddha] identified that rebirth: “At that time Ananda was Matali, and I was Sakka.” Source

Friday, October 13, 2017

When God met the Buddha (sutra)

Edited by Dhr. Seven, Amber Larson, and Ananda from (buddhasutra.com), "Sakka's Questions," Sakkapanha Sutra, for Wisdom Quarterly


God consults the Buddha
Sakka in Christian lore is Archangel Michael
Thus have I heard. Once the Buddha was staying in Magadha, east of Rajagaha (Rajgir, India), by a Brahmin village called Ambasanda, to the north of the village on Mount Vediya, in the Indasala Cave.

And at that time Sakka/Indra, King of the Gods (Devas) [Sakka Devanam Indo, another form of Sakya, the Buddha's clan name] felt a strong desire to see the Buddha. And Sakka thought: "Where is the Blessed One, the fully-enlightened Buddha, now staying?" Then, perceiving where the Buddha was, Sakka said to the other devas of the Realm of the Thirty-Three:

"Gentlemen, the Blessed One is now staying Magadha, to the east of Rajagaha, by a Brahmin village called Ambasanda, to the north of the village on Mount Vediya, in the Indasala Cave [which must not have been called that yet, as it means the "Hall Where Inda or the Lord Was Greeted"]. How would it be if we were to go and visit the Blessed One?"
 
"Very good, Inda, and may good fortune go with you," replied the lords of the World of the Thirty-Three.
 
Then Sakka said to [the angel] Pancasikha of the gandhabbas: "The Blessed One is staying in Magadha, to the east of Rajagaha, by a Brahmin village called Ambasanda, to the north of the village on Mount Vediya, in the Indasala Cave. I propose to go visit him."
 
"Very good, Inda,’ said Pancasikha and, taking his yellow beluva-wood lute, he followed in attendance on [the deva King] Sakka. And just as swiftly as a strong person might stretch a flexed arm or flex a straight arm Sakka, surrounded by the Thirty-Three Gods and attended by Pancasikha, vanished from the space World of the Thirty-Three and appeared in Magadha, to the east of Rajagaha, by a Brahmin village called Ambasanda, to the north of the village on Mount Vediya.
 
Then a tremendous light shone over Mount Vediya illuminating the village of Ambasanda -- so great was the power of the [extraterrestrial archangels or] gods -- so that in the surrounding villages they were saying: "Look! Today, Mount Vediya is on fire! It’s burning! It’s engulfed in flames! What is the matter that Mount Vediya and Ambasanda are lit up like this?" And they were so terrified that their hair stood on end.
 
Then Sakka said: "[Angel] Pancasikha, it is hard for the likes of us to get near the Tathágata [the Wayfarer, the Buddha] when they are enjoying the bliss of meditation and therefore withdrawn into the seclusion of absorbed meditation]. But if you, Pancasikha, were first to attract the ear of the Blessed One, then we might afterwards be able to approach and see the Blessed One, the fully enlightened Buddha."
 
"Very good, lord," said Pancasikha. And carrying his yellow beluva-wood lute, he approached the Indasala Cave, thinking: "As far as this is neither too far nor too near to the Buddha for him to hear my voice." Then he stood respectfully to one side. Then accompanying the strains of his lute, he sang these verses extolling the Buddha, the Dharma, the Arhat-Sangha, and love:

 
Lady, your good father Timbaru greet,
O, sunshine fair, I give him honor due
By whom was sired a maid as fair as you
Who is the cause of my dear heart’s delight.
 
Delightful as the breeze to one who sweats,
Or as cooling drink to one who thirsts,
Your radiant beauty is to me as dear
As the Dharma is to Arhats
[as the Liberating-Teaching is to Liberated Ones].
 
Just as medicine to one who’s ill
Or nourishment to one who’s starving still,
Bring me, gracious lady, sweet release
With cool water from my consuming flames.
 
The elephant, oppressed by summer heat,
Seeks a lotus-pool upon which float
Petals and pollen of that flower
So into your bosom sweet I’d plunge.
 
As an elephant, urged by the goad [whip],
Pays no heed to [opposing pricks of lance and spear,
So I, unheeding, know not what I do,
Intoxicated by your beauteous form.
 
By you my heart is tightly bound in bonds,
All my thoughts are transformed, and I
Can no longer find my former course:
I’m like a fish that’s caught by baited hook.
 
Come, embrace me, maiden fair of thighs,
Seize and hold me with your lovely eyes,
Take me in your arms, it’s all I ask!
My desire was slight at first, O maid
 
Of waving tresses, but it grew apace,
As grow the gifts that Arhats [worthy ones] receive.
Whatever merit I have gained by gifts
To those noble ones, may my reward
 
When it ripens, be your love, my sun!
Just as that Sage would be rejoiced, if he
Were to gain supreme enlightenment,
So I’d rejoice to be made one with you.
 
If Sakka, Lord of Three and Thirty Gods,
Were perchance to grant a boon to me,
It’s you I’d crave, my love for you so strong.
Your father, maid so wise, I venerate
 
Like a sal tree fairly blossoming,
For his offspring’s sake, so sweet and fair."
 
 
When he heard this, the Buddha said: "Pancasikha, the sound of your lute strings blends so well with your song [voice], and your song with the strings, that neither prevails excessively over the other. When did you compose these verses on the Buddha, the Dharma, the Arhat-Sangha, and love?’
 
"Venerable sir, it was when the Blessed One was staying on the bank of the river Neranjara, under the goatherd’s banyan tree prior to his [your] enlightenment. At that time I fell in love with the Lady Bhadda, bright as the sun, the daughter of King Timbaru of the gandhabbas. But the lady was in love with someone else. She favored Sikhaddi, the son of Matali the Charioteer. And when I found out that I could not win the lady by any manner or means, I took my yellow beluva wood lute and went to the home of King Timbaru of the Gandhabbas, and there I sang those verses. And, venerable sir, having heard the verses the Lady Bhadda Suriyavaccasa said to me:

There is a "Hall of Truth" for the Sakiyans and another in heaven for the devas: Sudhamma

"'Sir, I have not personally seen that Blessed One, though I heard of him when I went to the Sudhamma Hall of the Gods of the Thirty-Three to dance. And since, sir, you praise that Blessed One so highly, let us meet today." And so, venerable sir, I met the lady, not then but later."
 
Then Sakka thought, "Pancasikha and the Blessed One are in friendly conversation," so he called to Pancasikha:

"My dear Pancasikha, salute the Blessed One from me, saying, "Lord Sakka, King of the Gods, together with his ministers and followers, pays homage at the feet of the Blessed One."
 
"Very good, lord," said Pancasikha, and did so.
 
"Pancasikha, may Sakka, King of the Devas, his ministers and followers be happy, for they all desire happiness: shining ones (devas), humans, titans (asuras), reptilians (nagas), (angels) Gandhabbas, and whatever other groups of beings there are!" for that is the way the Tathagatas greet such mighty beings.

After this greeting, Sakka entered the Indasala Cave, saluted the Buddha, and stood respectfully to one side, and the Devas of the Thirty Three, with Pancasikha, did the same.
 
Then in the Indasala Cave the rough passages became smooth, the narrow parts become wide, and the pitch-dark cavern became bright, owing to the power of the shining ones (devas). Then the Buddha said to Sakka:

"It is wonderful, it is marvelous that the venerable Kosiya [referring to King Sakka], with so much and so many things to do, should come here!"

"Venerable sir, I have long wished to visit the Blessed One, but I have always been so busy on behalf of the Devas of the Thirty Three that I was unable to come. Once the Blessed One was staying at Savatthi in the Salala hut, and I went to Savatthi to see the Blessed One.
  
"At that time the Blessed One was seated in some form of profound meditation (jhana), and King Vessavana’s wife, Bhunjatu, was waiting on him, venerating him with palms together [in anjali mudra].

"I said to her: 'Lady, please salute the Blessed One for me and say, "Sakka, King of the Gods [of the World of the Thirty Three], with his ministers and followers, pays homage at the Blessed One’s feet."

"But she said, "Sir, it is not the right time to see the Blessed One; he is in retreat."

"Well then, lady, when the Blessed One rises from his meditation, please tell him what I have said."

"Venerable sir did the lady salute you on my behalf, and does the Blessed One remember what she said?"
 
"She did salute me, King of the Devas, and I remember what she said. I also remember that it was your reverence’s chariot-wheels [chariots of the gods, space ship, vimana] that roused me from my meditation."
 
"Venerable sir, those gods who were reborn in the Heaven of the Thirty-Three before I was have told and assured me that whenever a Tathagata, a fully-enlightened arhat Buddha arises in the world, the ranks of the devas increase, and those of the titans [their enemies] decline in numbers. In fact I have witnessed this myself.

"There was, venerable sir, right here in Kapilavatthu [one of the Buddha's three hometowns, likely modern Bamiyan, Mes Aynak, and Kabul, Afghanistan] a Sakyan girl called Gopika, who had confidence/faith in the buddhas, the Dharma, and the Sangha [the Three Jewels or Treasures, the Enlightened Teacher, the Teaching of Enlightenment, and the Enlightened Students] who observed the precepts scrupulously.

"She rejected the status of a woman and developed the thought of becoming a man. Then, after her death, at the breaking up of the body, she went to a happy [rebirth] destination, being reborn in a heavenly state among the Devas of the Thirty-Three, as one of our sons (deva-putras), becoming known as Gopaka the devas’ son [lit., Gopaka Devaputra, which means "Gopaka-reborn-among-the-devas"].

Also, there were three monks who, having observed the supreme-life (brahmachaya or "way that leads to brahma," to the supreme, the worlds higher than the Sensual Sphere) under the Blessed One, had been reborn in the inferior condition of angels (gandhabbas). They lived indulging in the pleasures of the five senses as our attendants and servants.

"At this, Gopaka rebuked those five, saying: 'What were you about, sirs, that you did not listen to the Blessed One’s teaching? I was a woman who had confidence in the Buddha… I rejected the[lure and] status of a woman… and was [therefore] reborn among the Devas of the Thirty-Three and am known as Gopaka Devaputta.

"But you, after having observed the supreme-life under the Blessed One, have been reborn in the inferior life condition of messengers/servants/entertainers of the devas (which is what the lowly gandhabbas are, better than ordinary mortals, longer-lived and more beautiful than humans, but certainly not immortal)!" And being thus rebuked, two of those devas immediately [began to meditate and] developed mindfulness, and so attained to the Realm of the Retinue of Brahma. But one of them remained addicted to sensual pleasures.
 
Gopaka spoke:
 
"Disciple once of the One-Who-Sees,
The name I bore then, Gopika.
The Buddha and Dharma firmly trusting,
I served the Sangha [of monastics] cheerfully.
 
For loyal duty paid to him
See me now, a Sakka son,
Mighty in the Threefold World
Resplendent, Gopaka by name.
 
Then former monks I saw, who’d reached
No higher than angel’s rank,
Who before had human birth
And led the supreme-life the Buddha taught.
 
We supplied [donated] their food and drink
And waited on them in our homes.
Had they no ears, that they thus blessed
Still could not grasp the Buddha’s Teaching?
 
Each for himself must understand
That Dharma taught by One-Who-Sees,
And well-proclaimed. I, serving you,
Heard the Noble-One’s good words,
 
And so I’m reborn, a Sakka son,
Mighty in the Threefold Heaven
Resplendent, whereas you,
Though you studied under the Prince of Men
 
And led the matchless-life he taught,
Have reappeared in a humble state
And not attained appropriate rank.
A sorry sight it is to see!
 
One’s Dharma-fellows sunk so low
That, angel-spirits you,
But come to wait upon the gods,
While as for me -- I am transformed!
 
From household life and female, I
Am now reborn a male, a god,
Rejoicing in celestial bliss!"
When thus rebuked by Gopaka,
 
Disciple true of Gautama [the Buddha],
In sore distress they all replied,
"Alas, let’s go, and strive amain
And be no longer others’ slaves!"
 
And of the three, two struggled well,
And bore in mind the Teacher’s word.
They purified their hearts of lust,
Perceiving peril in desires,
 
And like the elephant that bursts
All restraining bonds, they broke
The fetters and the bonds of lust,
Those fetters of the Evil One [Mara]
 
So hard to overcome -- and thus
The very gods, the Thirty-Three
With Indra and Pajapati,
Who sat enthroned in Council Hall,
 
These two heroes, passions purged,
Outstripped and left them far behind.
On seeing which, Vasava, dismayed,
Chief amidst that throng of gods
 
Cried: "See how these of lesser rank
outstrip the gods of the Thirty-Three!"
Then hearing of his ruler's fears,
Gopaka said to Vasava:
 
Lord Indra, in the world of men
A Buddha, called the Sakyan Sage [Sakyamuni],
Has gained mastery over lust,
And these his pupils, who had failed
 
In mindfulness when claimed by death,
Have now regained it with my help.
Though one of them is left behind
And still among angels dwells,
 
These two, on highest wisdom set,
In deep absorption (jhana) spurn the gods!
Let no [Buddhist] disciple ever doubt
That truth may yet be realized
 
By those who dwell in these abodes.
To one who has crossed the flood and made
An end of doubts, our homage is due.
To the Buddha, Victor, Blessed One, we give it.
 
Even here, they gained the truth, and so
Have passed beyond to greater eminence.
Those two have gained a higher place than this
In realms of Brahma’s Retinue. And we
 
Have come, O Lord [Vasava], in hope that we may gain
That truth, and, if the lord will give us leave,
To put our questions to the Blessed One."
 
Then the Buddha thought: "Sakka has lived a pure life for a long time. Whatever questions he may ask will be to the point and not frivolous, and he will be quick to understand my answers.’ So the Buddha replied to Sakka with this verse:

"Ask me, Sakka, all that you desire!
On what you ask, I’ll put your mind at rest."
  
Sakka's questions
Being thus invited, Sakka, King of the Devas, put his first question to the Buddha:

1. "By what fetters, sir, are beings bound -- gods (devas), humans, titans, reptilians, angels, and whatever other kinds of beings there may be -- whereby, although they wish to live without hate, harming, hostility or aggression, and in peace, they yet live in hate, harming one another, hostile and aggressive?"

This was Sakka’s first question to the Buddha, who replied: 

"King of the Gods, it is the bonds of jealously and avarice that bind beings so that, although they wish to live without hate… they yet live with hate, harming one another, hostile and aggressive.’ This was the Buddha’s reply.

And Sakka, delighted, exclaimed: "So it is, venerable sire! So it is, Wayfarer! Through the Buddha’s answer I have overcome my doubt and uncertainty!"
 
Then Sakka, having expressed his appreciation, asked another question: 

"But sir, what gives rise to jealousy and avarice? What is their origin, how are they born, how do they arise? Owing to the presence of what do they arise, and owing to the absence of what do they arise?

"Jealousy and avarice, King of the Gods, arise from like and dislike. This is their origin, this is how they are born, how they arise. When these are present, they arise. When these are absent, they do not arise."
 
"But, sir, what gives rise to like and dislike?… Owing to the presence of what do they arise, and owing to the absence of what do they not arise?"
 
"They arise, King of the Gods, from desire (craving, tanha)… Owing to the presence of desire, they arise, and owing to the absence of desire they do not arise."
 
"But, sir, what gives rise to desire?"
 
"Desire, King of the Gods, arises from thinking [reflecting]… when the mind/heart thinks about something [reflects in an unmindful way], desire [craving] arises. When the mind does not, desire does not arise."

"But, sir, what gives rise to [unmindful attention, reflection]?"
 
"[Unmindful reflection] arises from the tendency to proliferation… when this tendency is present, unmindful reflection arises. When it is absent, unmindful reflection does not arise."

"Well, sir, what practice has that disciple undertaken who has reached the right way which is heedful and leading to the cessation of the tendency to proliferation?"
  
Two Kinds of Happiness
Fake Buddha quotes are fun, often clever, yet completely non-canonical.

"King of the Gods, I declare that there are two kinds of happiness -- the kind to be pursued and the kind to be avoided. The same applied to unhappiness and equanimity.
  
"Why have I declared this in regard to happiness? This is how I understood happiness: When I observed that in the pursuit of some happiness, unwholesome factors increased and wholesome factors decreased, then that happiness was to be avoided.

"And when I observed that in the pursuit of some happiness unwholesome factors decreased and wholesome ones increased, then that happiness was to be pursued and sought after.

"Now, of such happiness as is accompanied by unmindful reflection and pondering, and of that which is not so accompanied, the latter is the more excellent. The same applies to unhappiness and to equanimity.

"And this, King of the Gods, is the practice that disciple has undertaken who has reached the right way… leading to the cessation of the tendency to proliferation." Sakka expressed his delight at the Buddha’s answer.
 
Then Sakka, having expressed his appreciation, asked another question:

2 "Well, sir, what practice has that disciple undertaken who has acquired the restraint required by the training rules?"

"King of the Gods, I declare that there are two kinds of bodily conduct -- the kind to be pursued and the kind to be avoided. The same applies to conduct of speech and to the pursuit of goals. Why have I declared this in regard to bodily conduct?

"This is how I understood bodily conduct: When I observed that by the performance of certain actions, unwholesome factors decreased and wholesome ones increased, then such bodily action was to be followed. That is why I make this distinction.

"The same applies to conduct of speech and the pursuit of goals. And this, King of the Gods, is the practice that disciple has undertaken who has acquired the restraint required by the training rules." And Sakka expressed his delight at the Buddha’s answer. Then Sakka asked another question: 

3. "Well, sir, what practice has that disciple undertaken who has acquired control of one's own sense faculties?’
 
"King of the Gods, I declare that things perceived by the eye are of two kinds -- the kind to be pursued and the kind to be avoided. The same applies to the things perceived by the ear, the nose, the tongue, the body, and the mind.’

At this, Sakka said, "Venerable sir, I understand in full the true meaning of what the Blessed One has outlined in brief. Venerable sir, whatever object is perceived by the eye, if its pursuit leads to an increase of unwholesome factors and a decrease of wholesome ones, that is not to be pursue. If its pursuit leads to a decrease of unwholesome factors and an increase of wholesome ones, such an object is to be pursued.

"After the same applies to things perceived by the ear, the nose, the tongue, the body, and the mind. Thus I understand in full the true meaning of what the Blessed One has outlined in brief, and through the Buddha’s answer I have overcome my doubt and rid myself of uncertainty." Then Sakka asked another question:

4. "Sir, do all wandering ascetics and Brahmins teach the same doctrine, practice the same discipline, want the same thing, and pursue the same goal?’
 
‘No, King of the Gods, they do not."
 
"But, sir, why not?"
 
"The world, King of the Gods, is made up of many and various elements. This being the case, beings adhere to one or other of these various things. And whatever they adhere to they become powerfully addicted to, and they declare: ‘This alone is the truth; everything else is false!’ Therefore, they do not all teach the same thing or pursue the same goal."
 
"Sir, are all wandering ascetics and Brahmins (temple priests) fully proficient, freed from bonds, perfect in the supreme-life? Have they perfectly reached the goal?"
 
"No, King of the Gods."
 
"Why is that, sir?"

"Only those who are liberated by the destruction of craving are fully proficient, freed from the bonds, perfect in the supreme-life, and have perfectly reached the goal.’
 
Then Sakka, having delighted in and expressed his approval of the Blessed One's words, said to him:

"Craving (clinging, yearning, pining) is a disease, craving is a boil, craving is an arrow. It seduces one, drawing one into this or that state of being (rebirth), which is why one is reborn in high states and low. Whereas other outside [non-Buddhist] Brahmin priests and wandering ascetics gave me no chance to ask them these questions, the Blessed One has answered at length, so that he has removed the arrow of my uncertainty and perplexity."
 
"King of the Gods, do you recall having asked other priests and wanderers these questions?"
 
"Yes, venerable sir, I recall having asked other priests and wanderers these questions."
 
"If it is no inconvenience, could you tell me how they answered?"
  
"It is no inconvenience when sitting with the Blessed One or one like him."
 
"Then tell me, King of the Gods."

"Having gone to those whom I considered to be Brahmins (temple priests teaching the Vedas) and wandering ascetics (Buddhist monastics practicing the Dharma) living in isolated dwellings in the wilderness, I asked them these questions. But when asked by me, they were at a loss. Being at a loss, they asked me in return, 'What is your name?'
 
"Being asked, I responded, 'I, dear sir, am Sakka, the King of the Gods.'
 
"So they questioned me further, 'But what karma did you do to attain to this state?'
 
"So I taught them the Dharma as far as I had heard and mastered it [explaining the good actions and merit I had accrued that resulted in me being reborn as Sakka, King of the Gods]. And they were gratified with just this much: 'We have seen Sakka, King of the Gods, and he has answered our questions!'

"So, instead of my becoming their disciple, they simply became mine. But I, venerable sir, am the Blessed One's disciple, a stream-winner (first stage of enlightenment), steadfast (of unshakeable confidence in the Buddha's enlightenment and the Dharma/Enlightening Teaching, and the other enlightened-disciples' enlightenment), never again destined for [subhuman] states of woe but headed for full-awakening."
 
"King of the Gods, do you recall ever having previously experienced such happiness and joy?"

"Yes, venerable sir, I do."
 
"How and when do you recall ever having previously experienced such happiness and joy?"

The war in heaven rages on.
"Once, venerable, the gods and the titans (devas and asuras) were arrayed in battle. And in that battle the devas won when the titans lost. Having won the battle, as the victor in the battle, this thought occurred to me: 'Whatever has been the divine nourishment of the titans, whatever has been the divine nourishment of the devas, the devas will now enjoy them both.'

"But my attainment of happiness and joy was in the sphere of violence and weapons. It did not lead to disenchantment, dispassion, cessation, calm, direct knowledge, enlightenment, to nirvana.

"But my attainment of happiness and joy on hearing the Blessed One's Dharma is in the sphere free of violence, the sphere free of weapons. It leads to disenchantment, dispassion, cessation, calm, to direct knowledge, enlightenment, to nirvana."
 
"And, King of the Gods, what things do you call to mind when you are experiencing such satisfaction and happiness as this?"

"Venerable sir, at such a time, six things come to mind at which I rejoice:

"I who merely as a god (deva) exist, have gained
The chance, by karma, of another earthly life."
That, venerable sir, is the first thing that occurs to me.

"Leaving this suprahuman realm of gods (devas) behind,
Unerringly I’ll seek the [human] womb I wish to find.’
That, venerable sir, is the second thing…
 
"My problems solved, I’ll gladly live by the Buddha’s Dharma,
Controlled and mindful, and with clear mindfulness filled.
That, venerable sir, is the third thing…
 
"And should thereby enlightenment arise in me,
As one-who-knows I’ll dwell and there await the end.
That, venerable sir, is the fourth thing…
 
"Then when I leave the human world again, I’ll be
Once more a deva, one of highest rank.’

That, venerable sir, is the fifth thing…
‘More glorious than devas are the peerless gods,
Among whom dwelling I shall make my final home.’
That, venerable sir, is the sixth thing that occurs to me.

"And these are the six things at which I rejoice:
‘Long I wandered, unfulfilled, in doubt,
In quest of the Tathagata [the Buddha]. I thought
Hermits who lived in seclusion and austere
 
Must surely be enlightened: I’ll seek them.
"What must I do to gain success, and what
Course but leads to failure?" -- But thus asked,
They could not tell me how to tread the path.
 
Instead, when they found out that I am king
Of the gods, they asked me why I’d come to them,
And it was I who taught them what I knew
Of Dharma, and at that, rejoicing, they
 
Cried: "It’s Vasava, the lord, we’ve seen!"
But now -- I’ve seen the Buddha, and my doubts
Are all dispelled, my fears are allayed,
And now to the Enlightened One I pay
Homage due, to him who’s drawn the dark
 Of craving, to the Buddha, peerless,
Mighty Hero, Kinsman of the Sun!
Just as Brahma’s honored by the gods,
 
So likewise today we honor you,
Enlightened One, and Teacher unsurpassed,
Whom none can equal in the human world,
Or in space, dwelling place of the gods!

Then Sakka, King of the Gods, said to Pancasikha of the gandhabbas: "My dear Pancasikha, you have been of great help to me for gaining the ear of the Blessed One. For it was through your gaining his ear that we were admitted to the presence of the Blessed One, the Arhat, the supremely enlightened Buddha. I will be a father to you; you shall be king of the gandhabbas, and I will give you in marriage to Bhadda Suriyacaccasa, whom you desire."
 
Then Sakka, King of the Gods, touched the earth with his hand and said three times:
 
Homage to the Worthy One, the Blessed One, the Rightly Awakened One!
Homage to the Worthy One, the Blessed One, the Rightly Awakened One!
Homage to the Worthy One, the Blessed One, the Rightly Awakened One!
 
While this explanation was being given, there arose in Sakka the dustless, stainless Dharma eye: "Whatever is subject to origination is subject to cessation" -- as it also arose in his following of devas.

Such were the questions tht the Blessed One answered at Sakka's bidding. So this discourse is called "Sakka's Questions."