Showing posts with label Conversations With God. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Conversations With God. Show all posts

Monday, October 13, 2025

'Partying is down. That's worrisome' (BBC)



People are partying less. Here’s why that’s worrying. | BBC Global

(BBC Global) Oct. 6, 2025: Over the last 20 years, there has been a decline in the amount time Americans spend at parties, especially among young people. Derek Thompson and Katty Kay dive into what the effects of decreased socializing are among young people and what can be done about it.

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Monday, August 11, 2025

How to find 'God' (Edgar Cayce)

In Gnosticism, this is Yaldabaoth, not Jesus' "God," not the great Sophia (Wisdom)

Is Greek Hey Zeus the God or is it his Son?
Edgar Cayce (1877–1945) was an American channeler and clairvoyant who diagnosed diseases and recommended treatments for ailments while in trance [1].

During thousands of transcribed sessions while seemingly asleep, Cayce could answer questions on many subjects such as physical healing, scars of the soul, past lives, karma, reincarnation, dreams, the afterlife, past lives, nutrition, Atlantis, engineering, high finance, the stock market, and future events.

Cayce described himself as a devout Christian and denied being a Spiritualist or communicating with spirits. Cayce is regarded as a founder and a principal source of many characteristic beliefs of today's New Age movement [2]. More


How to Know God: Patanjali's Yoga Aphorisms
How to Know God (Patajali)
Author Patanjali and translators Swami Prabhavananda and Christopher Isherwood have 4.7 out of 5 stars with 567 ratings. This is a major work on the practice of yoga and meditation. Through these ancient aphorisms by the sage Patanjali, readers will learn how to control the mind and achieve inner peace. Although these methods were taught over 2,000 years ago, they are as alive and effective as they have ever been. This 1953 translation draws from the inspired commentary of both Swami Prabhavananda and Christopher Isherwood. Part of: Routledge Library Editions: Yoga (10 books). More

Thursday, October 24, 2024

If only dating could be easy (video)


Why does dating in America have to be hard? Why can't it be easy? If only there were a way to be natural, like Zen, going with the flow (Tao), and just talking based on chemistry and attraction rather than secret agendas and mind games. Ah, but 'tis not so. It's a minefield, and all we can do is learn to be authentic with our virtue intact and in integrity.... Hey, what's your name, Baby? Like the shirt. Come here often? Was it something I said?

  • Stevie Emerson; PUA YouTube; Eds., Wisdom Quarterly

Monday, July 15, 2024

Chaplain on Trump's near-death experience

How can I explain? I was on stage when I knew I was shot, ripped my skin like this...
How photographers view the photos of Trump's assassination attempt (MSN)
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What would have happened to all my money?!
Had he not shifted his head just a few inches to the right, former Pres. Trump likely would not have survived the [attempt to blow his head off as an] attempt on his life on Saturday [as missing his head may not have killed him like that headless chicken that survived until dying of an unfortunate food accident much later or it might have killed him JFK style for everyone in the country to see on live TV].
In his own words, Trump shouldn’t be here. How such an event might change the former president remains to be seen, but the [mentally declining] 78-year-old has already pivoted his messaging ahead of the Republican National Convention this week, toning down his typical lambasts of the Democrats and highlighting calls for unity and civility [like his classy wife seems to have done].


Reverend Catherine Duncan is an ordained minister in Minnesota and chaplain at hospice [near death care] and trauma centers. She has helped hundreds of patients pass to the other side [in the afterlife and the lives to come when they are sure to be reborn many times over].

Based on her vast experience, Rev. Duncan predicts a spiritual awakening [possibly on the scale of the reformed tyrant Gilgamesh in ancient Sumerian cylindrical texts] in Trump that leads him to become more centrist in his political views.

Trump was rushed by Secret Service [after being allowed to stand up and become a clear and obvious target able to receive the "kill shot" if the shooters were still taking aim] in the seconds after [the first] shots were fired at his Pennsylvania rally on Saturday, with one bullet grazing his right ear.

Scared, confused, Trump left his body on the floor of the stage for a moment
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NDEs (Ginette Biro)
American Rev. Duncan told DailyMail.com: "There's a lot of chaos in the United States with the election. Donald Trump picked Ohio senator J.D. Vance as his running mate on Monday afternoon, choosing a grassroots favorite ahead of more seasoned political operators. The former president left it until the last possible moment, using all his showman skills to leave the world guessing, before opting for 39-year-old Vance after the Republican National Convention had already begun in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

"And I think that experience, I would sense, with Trump, it opens up your sense of being alive, your sense of feeling, your sense of experience, and how do you want to move forward?

Trump on Middle Way, Love, Kindness
Will D.J. Trump become a Budai-loving Buddhist, preaching the Middle Way and metta?
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"And there's already been some rumblings politically about unity. Can there be unity? And I could see Trump leaning towards a more middle way and unity among everyone."

Hospice chaplain added: "This could be a significant turning point for Trump for embracing the good, embracing how we can treat each other with love and kindness and how can we find a middle way in all the chaos right now. 'I think it's a very strong message. And I think it can definitely touch people's hearts."

Many have accused Trump of leaning into religion to gain favor with Republican voters during his first presidential run, and they questioned the sincerity of his faith.

But Rev. Duncan said that close brushes with death can completely alter a person’s worldview regardless of how devout they were, "and every one of us can change and open and choose how we live our life."

Mr. Trump’s Senior Campaign Advisor Jason Miller told NBC the former president "feels very fortunate’ to be alive. And Mr. Trump said on his Truth Social media site on Sunday that, "it was God alone who prevented the unthinkable from happening." More

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Dating the NEW way: Versus 1 (IRL)

Ashley Wells, Crystal Q., Seth Auberon (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

50 strangers swipe on each other | vs 1 (IRL: in real life)
(nectar) Feb. 10, 2024: Just in time for Valentine's Day 2024, which happens to fall on a major religious holiday of abstinence, self-control, and sensual sacrifice, it's time to find a date before the big V-Day event to get lucky by finding a lifelong mate with whom to buy a house, have healthy children, and divide all of our possessions in divorce court with. Is cupidity stupidity, or are we just having fun until someone gets into his/her feelings? Dumped. Next!
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Saturday, September 30, 2023

CateBu: Catholic Buddhist | friars (Family Guy)

Crystal Quintero, Ashley Wells, Sheldon S., Pfc. Sandoval (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Cook, Woman! - Bless you, Husband.
There are nontheist Buddhists, atheist Buddhists, JewBus, Zen freaks, Dalai Lama fans, Soka Gakkai cult chanters ("Nam-Myoho-Renge-Kyo"), and all kinds of Asians born into the Dharma, but what about Roman Catholics (suffocating in the patriarchy), can we be Buddhists?

Wisdom Quarterly surmises that most American Buddhists were born Catholic. (We're trying to coin the term CateBus, "Catholic emerging Buddhists," for Recovering Catholics hungry for the real thing -- direct experience of the Truth without temple priest go-betweens -- like psychonauts or shamans/samanas).

It's the world's largest religion, has issues with Protestants, and may just be the easiest Abrahamic faith to question and reject. It's preposterous. But Friar Fun is nice and restores are faith that not all Catholics are all bad. Our parents, some non-molesting priests, some non-apathetic hypocrites in the Vatican, even this pope seems pretty cool compared to the previous Nazi Pope.

Is Catholicism ("Universalism") a form of Christianity or its own religion?

Fr. Patrick did NOT like Family Guy
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Sunday, February 19, 2023

Christian Bible does not talk about God



Bible translator reveals shocking information: "The Bible does not talk about God"!
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Sunday, November 13, 2022

Compassion Consortium: Vegan Spirituality

Oct. 24: Conversation w/ Renee King-Sonnen (compassionconsortium.org); Eds., Wisdom Quarterly

Reverend Sarah explores what interspecies means within the Compassion Consortium, animal chaplaincy, plus blessings for all creatures and habitats. Plus Compassion Consortium's Tenets of Agreement read by Jacob Bleu + Reverend Sarah leads viewers in a Forest Bathing Blessing + Victoria Moran speaks with Renee King-Sonnen, founder of the Rowdy Girl sanctuary and a frontline pioneer in transforming the farmed animal industry + Compassion in Action featuring Freessa Jaudon, a volunteer at the animal sanctuary Animal Aid Unlimited, in India + a closing blessing from animal chaplaincy student Diana Russo — a blessing bestowed upon the donkeys Luigi and Paco + Reverend William highlights coming attractions, highlighting the Engaged members event. compassionconsortium.org/sunday-service-replays

Saturday, August 6, 2022

Near Death Experience: We Never Really Die

Beyond Death, Aug. 5, 2022; Pat Macpherson, Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly

Near Death Experience: We Never Really Die
(Beyond Death) Today's near-death experience (NDE) comes from Cynthia Y, who describes dying and meeting "God" and two angels (akasha devas or celestial "shining ones") on the other side. She also talks about what God told her before sending her back. Music: "Dreaming in 432Hz" by Unicorn Heads.

► Email your own NDE to narrate beyondthislife22@gmail.com

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

People are difficult: Tom Segura (comedy)

WARNING: Vulgar and offensive profanity and gratuitous cussing that makes it seem almost normal!

(Netflix is a Joke, April 27, 2022) Enjoy almost a half hour of Tom Segura's jokes, 29 minutes to be exact of a stand up comedy performance on being a modern American trying to deal with first world problems.

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Thursday, September 17, 2020

10 ways to have a better conversation (TED)

Celeste Headly, TED Talks; Ananda (DBM), Ashley Wells (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly


When our job hinges on how well we talk to people, we learn a lot about how to have conversations — and that most of us don't converse very well. Celeste Headlee has worked as a radio host for decades, and she knows the ingredients of a great conversation:
  • Honesty,
  • brevity,
  • clarity, and a
  • healthy amount of listening.
In this insightful talk, she shares ten useful rules for having better conversations. "Go out, talk to people, listen to people," she says. "And, most importantly, be prepared to be amazed."

TEDTalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes (or less). Look for talks on Technology, Entertainment, and Design -- plus science, business, global issues, the arts, and much more. Find closed captions and translated subtitles in many languages. TED news on Twitter. TED on Facebook.

Thursday, December 26, 2019

Lisa Simpson Buddhist for X-mas (Dec. 26)

The Simpsons; Ananda (Dharma Meditation), Dhr. Seven, Ellie Askew (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
(MonkeySaki) Lisa Simpson opens her third eye (ajna chakra) in meditation.

The Five Mental Hindrances and Their Conquest:
Selected Texts from the Pali Canon and the Commentaries compiled and translated by Ven. Nyanaponika Thera
Unshakable deliverance of mind -- nirvana -- is the highest goal in the Buddha's Teaching. Here, deliverance means the freeing of the mind from all limitations, fetters, and bonds that tie it to the Wheel of Suffering and the Cycle of Rebirth.

It means the cleansing of the mind of all defilements that mar its purity, the removing of all obstacles that bar its progress from mundane (lokiya) to supramundane consciousness (lokuttara-citta), that is, to full enlightenment or awakening.

Many are the obstacles that block the road to spiritual progress. But there are FIVE in particular that, under the name of the Five Hindrances (nivarana), are often mentioned in the Buddhist texts:
  1. Sensual desire (kamacchanda)
  2. Ill-will (byapada)
  3. Sleepiness and laziness (thina-middha)
  4. Restlessness and remorse (uddhacca-kukkucca)
  5. Skeptical doubt (vicikiccha).
Lenny, Carl, that's not the Buddha. That's Putai.
They are called "hindrances" because they hinder and envelop the mind (and heart) in many ways, obstructing its development (bhavana). According to Buddhism, spiritual development is twofold.

Kagyu Samye Ling (dunehypnotherapy.co.uk)
It comes about through tranquillity (samatha-bhavana) and through insight (vipassana-bhavana). Tranquillity is gained by complete serene-concentration of the mind during the meditative absorptions (jhanas).

For achieving these absorptions, the overcoming of the Five Hindrances, at least temporarily, is a preliminary condition. It is especially in the context of achieving the absorptions that the Buddha often mentions the Five Hindrances in sutras or discourses. More

Lisa Simpson: Buddhist for X-mas


Whaddya looking at? - You. - Look within.
One X-mas Lisa Simpson got sick of Christian consumerism and corruption during the holidays. In Episode 6, Season 13, she wants to know the meaning of life. She wants enlightenment. She wants freedom. She finds it in Buddhism at the Springfield Buddhist Temple with Richard Gere and the 14th Dalai Lama, Lenny and Carl, and her conscience. FREE RSVP:

Sunday, December 22, 2019

Messed up Bible stories (cartoon)

DarkMatter2525, Nov. 19, 2019; Sheldon S., Seth Auberon, Crystal Q. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly


The most bizarre Bible story
Most readers dwell on the talking donkey bit, but the context also has a lot of entertaining interesting ridiculousness. This presentation took over a month to create with the help of patrons and subscribestar supporters: patreon.com/DarkMatter2525.

The Bible Unearthed (Finkelstein & Silberman)
This video's music can be found in the YouTube music studio (Creative Commons license): "Meteor," "Where Am I," "T_Rexed," "Hot Coffee," "Hiatus," "Bent," "Cowboy Lullaby," "Lovers_Squared," "Ella_Vater," "From Russia With Love," "Waltz of the Flowers," "Don't Look."

THE END OF THE ROAD (DarkMatter2525) Hey, everyone, the future of this channel is uncertain due to the FTC cracking down on YouTube with COPPA. Unfortunately, even though these videos are obviously not for children, "animated characters and cartoons" are included in the language as "directed at children" which could mean the end of [this] channel depending on how strict the FTC is going to be about it. They're casting a VERY wide net, including: video games, "stories," vivid colors, toys, cereal, etc. So a lot of people may be going bye-bye. This starts Jan. 1st 2020. This video could be the last DarkMatter2525 animation, but I think I'd like to try to squeeze in one more for December 2019. Nothing is set in stone. I might be okay after all, and I may be able to keep animating, but if I'm not okay, and you still want to keep in touch with me, I'll at least still have my DarkAntics channel and my Twitter and Patreon accounts, and I will announce anything further on those accounts if my DarkMatter2525 channel is deleted (over 10 years of work down the go[shdar]n drain).

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Star visits the "Hugging Saint" in Los Angeles

Star edited by Jen B. (Dharma Meditation Initiative) and Crystal Quintero, Wisdom Quarterly



I feel this could be for almost any group. They could go or meet there, share the experience, then days after June 14th, when Amma is moved on to her next tour destination, they could meet to share their experience and how it compares.

In the case of a Buddhist group, since Amma is universally inviting, they could sit together, doing silent meditation on anything peaceful, while waiting for their Amma embrace.

The Buddha hugs his son(s), Rahula and Ananda.
While they wait they could eat together, gather aside out of audible range so as not to disturb the main happenings, and have their own conversations.

They could get literature, sit in a close circle and speak about the mix of similarities and difference, speculating: Would the original Buddha have been a "hugging saint" embracing as a form of Hindu darhsan transmission of sacred blessings and healing positive energy?

It's good vibes with veggie food, vegan options, all low priced, so they could feast and enjoy the peaceful music and have their own Buddhist conversations, all while waiting for their turns to hug. They could get tickets in a row to wait in line as a group and get their hugs together. They could even tell Amma via the translator of their group, its noble intentions of compassion and raising awareness, teaching, wise guidance.
 
Amma might smile and giggle and speak in guidance and praise and blessing. A Buddhist group might arrange an event to all go gather at a vegan cafe or restaurant for a feast with peace-loving wisdom and inspirational conversations before the meal.

Then why not a similar group event at this annual cultural and spiritual event with music? The spiritual discourses in English between programs could be food for thought and later be used as a platform for comparing Buddhist teachings, aligned and diverging?

As for the imperfection of my writing, anyone is welcome to compare it with their own. Each truth seeker can then opt to seek, returning to future meetings after Amma has transformed and uplifted them. They might be peaceful forevermore and ready for Buddhist meditations. So yeah, I personally feel everybody ought to hug Amma least once in life.

I believe Amma wishes to hug every single human on earth at least once. It's an enriching experience to bring children. As a metaphor, imagine an Old World European with dozens of children, a child delivery a year. A mother might have 20 children and offer ALL of them hugs all their lives, whenever they want. That's unconditional motherly love.

Even if all 20 kids went on differing life paths, she would be left alone.

But Amma -- maybe because of her fearless loving saintliness can rub off and make everyone stronger and better versions of themselves. Amma could hug that mother.

I had one girlfriend who united with me in her higher holy woman state of being. She was vegan, free of toxins, straight edge, clean, sober, and smoke-free.

She told me she used to be in a popular band, the singer. She got many generous offers of free alcohol, drugs, and she felt she was becoming some kind of addict. She was going downhill on a bad path.

She was worried she would commit vehicular manslaughter in a DUI. She had noticed in her hometown of Omaha, Nebraska, news stories of intoxicated drivers killing and maiming innocent people and animals on the road.

Someone invited her to see Amma. She got a hug, and it transformed her instantly into a pure, sacred holy woman with zero interest in intoxicants. She gained the power to say NO to negative offers.

I have pretty high standards, and when I met her she was already well established in a high level of self-control, so she qualified to be my girlfriend. I was very lucky.

If the legendary saints of all religions were to suddenly manifest on earth and offer personal, close, direct contact and special darhsan blessings to everybody on earth, I bet I wouldn't be the only one to run to encounter each and everyone of them.

Noble friendship, wise association, good company, satsang/sangat ("sacred fellowship") is one of the keys to the spiritual path. Maybe the simplest key in Buddhism is compassion (karuna). Well, Amma hugs fearlessly, hugs everybody, hugs with no worries about contagious diseases.

Perhaps Amma feels her higher vibration of pure, divine, loving light automatically disarms the darkness. Maybe it's a positive contagion that's infectious in our hearts and minds, our spirits (breath). Its power is for the greater good.

If the editors of Wisdom Quarterly ever compose books of true knowledge and wisdom, I'd love to hear them on CD, unabridged audio books. I ask that all authors use their own voice for audio books, at least for conscious authors.

Author Terry Brooks consulted me when he'd written only two books and subsequently wrote another 22. Neale Donald Walsch owes me half his fortune: I was the instrument the holy spirit used to help him many times in many ways in Ashland, Oregon. I uplifted him and inspired him to write the Conversations With God series and many other books.

Dharma Meditation Initiative - DisclosureFest.org - MARC.UCLA.org

Anyhow, thank you for DisclosureFest.org. I love attending any positive, spiritually-aware fest. I offer to fill the stage with original poetry, book recommendations, universal ethics, spiritual discourses -- if a scheduled performer ever fails to show up. Because your name is Jen, I quote Forest Gump: "I may be stupid, Jenny, but I know what love is." DMI

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Neale Donald Walsch on human divinity (video)

Mindvalley; XTC; Crystal Quintero, Pat Macpherson, Dhr. Seven (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
I am the white God of the white people, nay, ALL people. None shall defy or I'll...

Did he have another conversation with God?
We have our own inner-divinity. There’s something extraordinary going on here on this planet. But in our busy day-to-day we tend to forget. We overlook that magnificence sometimes. This is a message for humanity from Neal Donald Walsch that may help us rediscover the beauty within us, remind us of who we really are.

We all experience days when we fail to see the beauty within ourselves or the world around us, days we need a little push. A voice tells us how wonderful it is that we’re part of this magical piece of art called this life. Today, that voice is close.

It’s a message from Neale Donald Walsch, author of the New York Times best-seller Conversations With God [written by "automatic writing" when he asked his God stuff and was surprised to channel answers], about the divinity that exists in all of us, which Walsch says is waiting to manifest in our greatest creations.

Dear God...
"Dear God" a song about the tribal JudeoChristian god by the band XTC with onscreen lyrics

Friday, October 13, 2017

When God met the Buddha (sutra)

Edited by Dhr. Seven, Amber Larson, and Ananda from (buddhasutra.com), "Sakka's Questions," Sakkapanha Sutra, for Wisdom Quarterly


God consults the Buddha
Sakka in Christian lore is Archangel Michael
Thus have I heard. Once the Buddha was staying in Magadha, east of Rajagaha (Rajgir, India), by a Brahmin village called Ambasanda, to the north of the village on Mount Vediya, in the Indasala Cave.

And at that time Sakka/Indra, King of the Gods (Devas) [Sakka Devanam Indo, another form of Sakya, the Buddha's clan name] felt a strong desire to see the Buddha. And Sakka thought: "Where is the Blessed One, the fully-enlightened Buddha, now staying?" Then, perceiving where the Buddha was, Sakka said to the other devas of the Realm of the Thirty-Three:

"Gentlemen, the Blessed One is now staying Magadha, to the east of Rajagaha, by a Brahmin village called Ambasanda, to the north of the village on Mount Vediya, in the Indasala Cave [which must not have been called that yet, as it means the "Hall Where Inda or the Lord Was Greeted"]. How would it be if we were to go and visit the Blessed One?"
 
"Very good, Inda, and may good fortune go with you," replied the lords of the World of the Thirty-Three.
 
Then Sakka said to [the angel] Pancasikha of the gandhabbas: "The Blessed One is staying in Magadha, to the east of Rajagaha, by a Brahmin village called Ambasanda, to the north of the village on Mount Vediya, in the Indasala Cave. I propose to go visit him."
 
"Very good, Inda,’ said Pancasikha and, taking his yellow beluva-wood lute, he followed in attendance on [the deva King] Sakka. And just as swiftly as a strong person might stretch a flexed arm or flex a straight arm Sakka, surrounded by the Thirty-Three Gods and attended by Pancasikha, vanished from the space World of the Thirty-Three and appeared in Magadha, to the east of Rajagaha, by a Brahmin village called Ambasanda, to the north of the village on Mount Vediya.
 
Then a tremendous light shone over Mount Vediya illuminating the village of Ambasanda -- so great was the power of the [extraterrestrial archangels or] gods -- so that in the surrounding villages they were saying: "Look! Today, Mount Vediya is on fire! It’s burning! It’s engulfed in flames! What is the matter that Mount Vediya and Ambasanda are lit up like this?" And they were so terrified that their hair stood on end.
 
Then Sakka said: "[Angel] Pancasikha, it is hard for the likes of us to get near the Tathágata [the Wayfarer, the Buddha] when they are enjoying the bliss of meditation and therefore withdrawn into the seclusion of absorbed meditation]. But if you, Pancasikha, were first to attract the ear of the Blessed One, then we might afterwards be able to approach and see the Blessed One, the fully enlightened Buddha."
 
"Very good, lord," said Pancasikha. And carrying his yellow beluva-wood lute, he approached the Indasala Cave, thinking: "As far as this is neither too far nor too near to the Buddha for him to hear my voice." Then he stood respectfully to one side. Then accompanying the strains of his lute, he sang these verses extolling the Buddha, the Dharma, the Arhat-Sangha, and love:

 
Lady, your good father Timbaru greet,
O, sunshine fair, I give him honor due
By whom was sired a maid as fair as you
Who is the cause of my dear heart’s delight.
 
Delightful as the breeze to one who sweats,
Or as cooling drink to one who thirsts,
Your radiant beauty is to me as dear
As the Dharma is to Arhats
[as the Liberating-Teaching is to Liberated Ones].
 
Just as medicine to one who’s ill
Or nourishment to one who’s starving still,
Bring me, gracious lady, sweet release
With cool water from my consuming flames.
 
The elephant, oppressed by summer heat,
Seeks a lotus-pool upon which float
Petals and pollen of that flower
So into your bosom sweet I’d plunge.
 
As an elephant, urged by the goad [whip],
Pays no heed to [opposing pricks of lance and spear,
So I, unheeding, know not what I do,
Intoxicated by your beauteous form.
 
By you my heart is tightly bound in bonds,
All my thoughts are transformed, and I
Can no longer find my former course:
I’m like a fish that’s caught by baited hook.
 
Come, embrace me, maiden fair of thighs,
Seize and hold me with your lovely eyes,
Take me in your arms, it’s all I ask!
My desire was slight at first, O maid
 
Of waving tresses, but it grew apace,
As grow the gifts that Arhats [worthy ones] receive.
Whatever merit I have gained by gifts
To those noble ones, may my reward
 
When it ripens, be your love, my sun!
Just as that Sage would be rejoiced, if he
Were to gain supreme enlightenment,
So I’d rejoice to be made one with you.
 
If Sakka, Lord of Three and Thirty Gods,
Were perchance to grant a boon to me,
It’s you I’d crave, my love for you so strong.
Your father, maid so wise, I venerate
 
Like a sal tree fairly blossoming,
For his offspring’s sake, so sweet and fair."
 
 
When he heard this, the Buddha said: "Pancasikha, the sound of your lute strings blends so well with your song [voice], and your song with the strings, that neither prevails excessively over the other. When did you compose these verses on the Buddha, the Dharma, the Arhat-Sangha, and love?’
 
"Venerable sir, it was when the Blessed One was staying on the bank of the river Neranjara, under the goatherd’s banyan tree prior to his [your] enlightenment. At that time I fell in love with the Lady Bhadda, bright as the sun, the daughter of King Timbaru of the gandhabbas. But the lady was in love with someone else. She favored Sikhaddi, the son of Matali the Charioteer. And when I found out that I could not win the lady by any manner or means, I took my yellow beluva wood lute and went to the home of King Timbaru of the Gandhabbas, and there I sang those verses. And, venerable sir, having heard the verses the Lady Bhadda Suriyavaccasa said to me:

There is a "Hall of Truth" for the Sakiyans and another in heaven for the devas: Sudhamma

"'Sir, I have not personally seen that Blessed One, though I heard of him when I went to the Sudhamma Hall of the Gods of the Thirty-Three to dance. And since, sir, you praise that Blessed One so highly, let us meet today." And so, venerable sir, I met the lady, not then but later."
 
Then Sakka thought, "Pancasikha and the Blessed One are in friendly conversation," so he called to Pancasikha:

"My dear Pancasikha, salute the Blessed One from me, saying, "Lord Sakka, King of the Gods, together with his ministers and followers, pays homage at the feet of the Blessed One."
 
"Very good, lord," said Pancasikha, and did so.
 
"Pancasikha, may Sakka, King of the Devas, his ministers and followers be happy, for they all desire happiness: shining ones (devas), humans, titans (asuras), reptilians (nagas), (angels) Gandhabbas, and whatever other groups of beings there are!" for that is the way the Tathagatas greet such mighty beings.

After this greeting, Sakka entered the Indasala Cave, saluted the Buddha, and stood respectfully to one side, and the Devas of the Thirty Three, with Pancasikha, did the same.
 
Then in the Indasala Cave the rough passages became smooth, the narrow parts become wide, and the pitch-dark cavern became bright, owing to the power of the shining ones (devas). Then the Buddha said to Sakka:

"It is wonderful, it is marvelous that the venerable Kosiya [referring to King Sakka], with so much and so many things to do, should come here!"

"Venerable sir, I have long wished to visit the Blessed One, but I have always been so busy on behalf of the Devas of the Thirty Three that I was unable to come. Once the Blessed One was staying at Savatthi in the Salala hut, and I went to Savatthi to see the Blessed One.
  
"At that time the Blessed One was seated in some form of profound meditation (jhana), and King Vessavana’s wife, Bhunjatu, was waiting on him, venerating him with palms together [in anjali mudra].

"I said to her: 'Lady, please salute the Blessed One for me and say, "Sakka, King of the Gods [of the World of the Thirty Three], with his ministers and followers, pays homage at the Blessed One’s feet."

"But she said, "Sir, it is not the right time to see the Blessed One; he is in retreat."

"Well then, lady, when the Blessed One rises from his meditation, please tell him what I have said."

"Venerable sir did the lady salute you on my behalf, and does the Blessed One remember what she said?"
 
"She did salute me, King of the Devas, and I remember what she said. I also remember that it was your reverence’s chariot-wheels [chariots of the gods, space ship, vimana] that roused me from my meditation."
 
"Venerable sir, those gods who were reborn in the Heaven of the Thirty-Three before I was have told and assured me that whenever a Tathagata, a fully-enlightened arhat Buddha arises in the world, the ranks of the devas increase, and those of the titans [their enemies] decline in numbers. In fact I have witnessed this myself.

"There was, venerable sir, right here in Kapilavatthu [one of the Buddha's three hometowns, likely modern Bamiyan, Mes Aynak, and Kabul, Afghanistan] a Sakyan girl called Gopika, who had confidence/faith in the buddhas, the Dharma, and the Sangha [the Three Jewels or Treasures, the Enlightened Teacher, the Teaching of Enlightenment, and the Enlightened Students] who observed the precepts scrupulously.

"She rejected the status of a woman and developed the thought of becoming a man. Then, after her death, at the breaking up of the body, she went to a happy [rebirth] destination, being reborn in a heavenly state among the Devas of the Thirty-Three, as one of our sons (deva-putras), becoming known as Gopaka the devas’ son [lit., Gopaka Devaputra, which means "Gopaka-reborn-among-the-devas"].

Also, there were three monks who, having observed the supreme-life (brahmachaya or "way that leads to brahma," to the supreme, the worlds higher than the Sensual Sphere) under the Blessed One, had been reborn in the inferior condition of angels (gandhabbas). They lived indulging in the pleasures of the five senses as our attendants and servants.

"At this, Gopaka rebuked those five, saying: 'What were you about, sirs, that you did not listen to the Blessed One’s teaching? I was a woman who had confidence in the Buddha… I rejected the[lure and] status of a woman… and was [therefore] reborn among the Devas of the Thirty-Three and am known as Gopaka Devaputta.

"But you, after having observed the supreme-life under the Blessed One, have been reborn in the inferior life condition of messengers/servants/entertainers of the devas (which is what the lowly gandhabbas are, better than ordinary mortals, longer-lived and more beautiful than humans, but certainly not immortal)!" And being thus rebuked, two of those devas immediately [began to meditate and] developed mindfulness, and so attained to the Realm of the Retinue of Brahma. But one of them remained addicted to sensual pleasures.
 
Gopaka spoke:
 
"Disciple once of the One-Who-Sees,
The name I bore then, Gopika.
The Buddha and Dharma firmly trusting,
I served the Sangha [of monastics] cheerfully.
 
For loyal duty paid to him
See me now, a Sakka son,
Mighty in the Threefold World
Resplendent, Gopaka by name.
 
Then former monks I saw, who’d reached
No higher than angel’s rank,
Who before had human birth
And led the supreme-life the Buddha taught.
 
We supplied [donated] their food and drink
And waited on them in our homes.
Had they no ears, that they thus blessed
Still could not grasp the Buddha’s Teaching?
 
Each for himself must understand
That Dharma taught by One-Who-Sees,
And well-proclaimed. I, serving you,
Heard the Noble-One’s good words,
 
And so I’m reborn, a Sakka son,
Mighty in the Threefold Heaven
Resplendent, whereas you,
Though you studied under the Prince of Men
 
And led the matchless-life he taught,
Have reappeared in a humble state
And not attained appropriate rank.
A sorry sight it is to see!
 
One’s Dharma-fellows sunk so low
That, angel-spirits you,
But come to wait upon the gods,
While as for me -- I am transformed!
 
From household life and female, I
Am now reborn a male, a god,
Rejoicing in celestial bliss!"
When thus rebuked by Gopaka,
 
Disciple true of Gautama [the Buddha],
In sore distress they all replied,
"Alas, let’s go, and strive amain
And be no longer others’ slaves!"
 
And of the three, two struggled well,
And bore in mind the Teacher’s word.
They purified their hearts of lust,
Perceiving peril in desires,
 
And like the elephant that bursts
All restraining bonds, they broke
The fetters and the bonds of lust,
Those fetters of the Evil One [Mara]
 
So hard to overcome -- and thus
The very gods, the Thirty-Three
With Indra and Pajapati,
Who sat enthroned in Council Hall,
 
These two heroes, passions purged,
Outstripped and left them far behind.
On seeing which, Vasava, dismayed,
Chief amidst that throng of gods
 
Cried: "See how these of lesser rank
outstrip the gods of the Thirty-Three!"
Then hearing of his ruler's fears,
Gopaka said to Vasava:
 
Lord Indra, in the world of men
A Buddha, called the Sakyan Sage [Sakyamuni],
Has gained mastery over lust,
And these his pupils, who had failed
 
In mindfulness when claimed by death,
Have now regained it with my help.
Though one of them is left behind
And still among angels dwells,
 
These two, on highest wisdom set,
In deep absorption (jhana) spurn the gods!
Let no [Buddhist] disciple ever doubt
That truth may yet be realized
 
By those who dwell in these abodes.
To one who has crossed the flood and made
An end of doubts, our homage is due.
To the Buddha, Victor, Blessed One, we give it.
 
Even here, they gained the truth, and so
Have passed beyond to greater eminence.
Those two have gained a higher place than this
In realms of Brahma’s Retinue. And we
 
Have come, O Lord [Vasava], in hope that we may gain
That truth, and, if the lord will give us leave,
To put our questions to the Blessed One."
 
Then the Buddha thought: "Sakka has lived a pure life for a long time. Whatever questions he may ask will be to the point and not frivolous, and he will be quick to understand my answers.’ So the Buddha replied to Sakka with this verse:

"Ask me, Sakka, all that you desire!
On what you ask, I’ll put your mind at rest."
  
Sakka's questions
Being thus invited, Sakka, King of the Devas, put his first question to the Buddha:

1. "By what fetters, sir, are beings bound -- gods (devas), humans, titans, reptilians, angels, and whatever other kinds of beings there may be -- whereby, although they wish to live without hate, harming, hostility or aggression, and in peace, they yet live in hate, harming one another, hostile and aggressive?"

This was Sakka’s first question to the Buddha, who replied: 

"King of the Gods, it is the bonds of jealously and avarice that bind beings so that, although they wish to live without hate… they yet live with hate, harming one another, hostile and aggressive.’ This was the Buddha’s reply.

And Sakka, delighted, exclaimed: "So it is, venerable sire! So it is, Wayfarer! Through the Buddha’s answer I have overcome my doubt and uncertainty!"
 
Then Sakka, having expressed his appreciation, asked another question: 

"But sir, what gives rise to jealousy and avarice? What is their origin, how are they born, how do they arise? Owing to the presence of what do they arise, and owing to the absence of what do they arise?

"Jealousy and avarice, King of the Gods, arise from like and dislike. This is their origin, this is how they are born, how they arise. When these are present, they arise. When these are absent, they do not arise."
 
"But, sir, what gives rise to like and dislike?… Owing to the presence of what do they arise, and owing to the absence of what do they not arise?"
 
"They arise, King of the Gods, from desire (craving, tanha)… Owing to the presence of desire, they arise, and owing to the absence of desire they do not arise."
 
"But, sir, what gives rise to desire?"
 
"Desire, King of the Gods, arises from thinking [reflecting]… when the mind/heart thinks about something [reflects in an unmindful way], desire [craving] arises. When the mind does not, desire does not arise."

"But, sir, what gives rise to [unmindful attention, reflection]?"
 
"[Unmindful reflection] arises from the tendency to proliferation… when this tendency is present, unmindful reflection arises. When it is absent, unmindful reflection does not arise."

"Well, sir, what practice has that disciple undertaken who has reached the right way which is heedful and leading to the cessation of the tendency to proliferation?"
  
Two Kinds of Happiness
Fake Buddha quotes are fun, often clever, yet completely non-canonical.

"King of the Gods, I declare that there are two kinds of happiness -- the kind to be pursued and the kind to be avoided. The same applied to unhappiness and equanimity.
  
"Why have I declared this in regard to happiness? This is how I understood happiness: When I observed that in the pursuit of some happiness, unwholesome factors increased and wholesome factors decreased, then that happiness was to be avoided.

"And when I observed that in the pursuit of some happiness unwholesome factors decreased and wholesome ones increased, then that happiness was to be pursued and sought after.

"Now, of such happiness as is accompanied by unmindful reflection and pondering, and of that which is not so accompanied, the latter is the more excellent. The same applies to unhappiness and to equanimity.

"And this, King of the Gods, is the practice that disciple has undertaken who has reached the right way… leading to the cessation of the tendency to proliferation." Sakka expressed his delight at the Buddha’s answer.
 
Then Sakka, having expressed his appreciation, asked another question:

2 "Well, sir, what practice has that disciple undertaken who has acquired the restraint required by the training rules?"

"King of the Gods, I declare that there are two kinds of bodily conduct -- the kind to be pursued and the kind to be avoided. The same applies to conduct of speech and to the pursuit of goals. Why have I declared this in regard to bodily conduct?

"This is how I understood bodily conduct: When I observed that by the performance of certain actions, unwholesome factors decreased and wholesome ones increased, then such bodily action was to be followed. That is why I make this distinction.

"The same applies to conduct of speech and the pursuit of goals. And this, King of the Gods, is the practice that disciple has undertaken who has acquired the restraint required by the training rules." And Sakka expressed his delight at the Buddha’s answer. Then Sakka asked another question: 

3. "Well, sir, what practice has that disciple undertaken who has acquired control of one's own sense faculties?’
 
"King of the Gods, I declare that things perceived by the eye are of two kinds -- the kind to be pursued and the kind to be avoided. The same applies to the things perceived by the ear, the nose, the tongue, the body, and the mind.’

At this, Sakka said, "Venerable sir, I understand in full the true meaning of what the Blessed One has outlined in brief. Venerable sir, whatever object is perceived by the eye, if its pursuit leads to an increase of unwholesome factors and a decrease of wholesome ones, that is not to be pursue. If its pursuit leads to a decrease of unwholesome factors and an increase of wholesome ones, such an object is to be pursued.

"After the same applies to things perceived by the ear, the nose, the tongue, the body, and the mind. Thus I understand in full the true meaning of what the Blessed One has outlined in brief, and through the Buddha’s answer I have overcome my doubt and rid myself of uncertainty." Then Sakka asked another question:

4. "Sir, do all wandering ascetics and Brahmins teach the same doctrine, practice the same discipline, want the same thing, and pursue the same goal?’
 
‘No, King of the Gods, they do not."
 
"But, sir, why not?"
 
"The world, King of the Gods, is made up of many and various elements. This being the case, beings adhere to one or other of these various things. And whatever they adhere to they become powerfully addicted to, and they declare: ‘This alone is the truth; everything else is false!’ Therefore, they do not all teach the same thing or pursue the same goal."
 
"Sir, are all wandering ascetics and Brahmins (temple priests) fully proficient, freed from bonds, perfect in the supreme-life? Have they perfectly reached the goal?"
 
"No, King of the Gods."
 
"Why is that, sir?"

"Only those who are liberated by the destruction of craving are fully proficient, freed from the bonds, perfect in the supreme-life, and have perfectly reached the goal.’
 
Then Sakka, having delighted in and expressed his approval of the Blessed One's words, said to him:

"Craving (clinging, yearning, pining) is a disease, craving is a boil, craving is an arrow. It seduces one, drawing one into this or that state of being (rebirth), which is why one is reborn in high states and low. Whereas other outside [non-Buddhist] Brahmin priests and wandering ascetics gave me no chance to ask them these questions, the Blessed One has answered at length, so that he has removed the arrow of my uncertainty and perplexity."
 
"King of the Gods, do you recall having asked other priests and wanderers these questions?"
 
"Yes, venerable sir, I recall having asked other priests and wanderers these questions."
 
"If it is no inconvenience, could you tell me how they answered?"
  
"It is no inconvenience when sitting with the Blessed One or one like him."
 
"Then tell me, King of the Gods."

"Having gone to those whom I considered to be Brahmins (temple priests teaching the Vedas) and wandering ascetics (Buddhist monastics practicing the Dharma) living in isolated dwellings in the wilderness, I asked them these questions. But when asked by me, they were at a loss. Being at a loss, they asked me in return, 'What is your name?'
 
"Being asked, I responded, 'I, dear sir, am Sakka, the King of the Gods.'
 
"So they questioned me further, 'But what karma did you do to attain to this state?'
 
"So I taught them the Dharma as far as I had heard and mastered it [explaining the good actions and merit I had accrued that resulted in me being reborn as Sakka, King of the Gods]. And they were gratified with just this much: 'We have seen Sakka, King of the Gods, and he has answered our questions!'

"So, instead of my becoming their disciple, they simply became mine. But I, venerable sir, am the Blessed One's disciple, a stream-winner (first stage of enlightenment), steadfast (of unshakeable confidence in the Buddha's enlightenment and the Dharma/Enlightening Teaching, and the other enlightened-disciples' enlightenment), never again destined for [subhuman] states of woe but headed for full-awakening."
 
"King of the Gods, do you recall ever having previously experienced such happiness and joy?"

"Yes, venerable sir, I do."
 
"How and when do you recall ever having previously experienced such happiness and joy?"

The war in heaven rages on.
"Once, venerable, the gods and the titans (devas and asuras) were arrayed in battle. And in that battle the devas won when the titans lost. Having won the battle, as the victor in the battle, this thought occurred to me: 'Whatever has been the divine nourishment of the titans, whatever has been the divine nourishment of the devas, the devas will now enjoy them both.'

"But my attainment of happiness and joy was in the sphere of violence and weapons. It did not lead to disenchantment, dispassion, cessation, calm, direct knowledge, enlightenment, to nirvana.

"But my attainment of happiness and joy on hearing the Blessed One's Dharma is in the sphere free of violence, the sphere free of weapons. It leads to disenchantment, dispassion, cessation, calm, to direct knowledge, enlightenment, to nirvana."
 
"And, King of the Gods, what things do you call to mind when you are experiencing such satisfaction and happiness as this?"

"Venerable sir, at such a time, six things come to mind at which I rejoice:

"I who merely as a god (deva) exist, have gained
The chance, by karma, of another earthly life."
That, venerable sir, is the first thing that occurs to me.

"Leaving this suprahuman realm of gods (devas) behind,
Unerringly I’ll seek the [human] womb I wish to find.’
That, venerable sir, is the second thing…
 
"My problems solved, I’ll gladly live by the Buddha’s Dharma,
Controlled and mindful, and with clear mindfulness filled.
That, venerable sir, is the third thing…
 
"And should thereby enlightenment arise in me,
As one-who-knows I’ll dwell and there await the end.
That, venerable sir, is the fourth thing…
 
"Then when I leave the human world again, I’ll be
Once more a deva, one of highest rank.’

That, venerable sir, is the fifth thing…
‘More glorious than devas are the peerless gods,
Among whom dwelling I shall make my final home.’
That, venerable sir, is the sixth thing that occurs to me.

"And these are the six things at which I rejoice:
‘Long I wandered, unfulfilled, in doubt,
In quest of the Tathagata [the Buddha]. I thought
Hermits who lived in seclusion and austere
 
Must surely be enlightened: I’ll seek them.
"What must I do to gain success, and what
Course but leads to failure?" -- But thus asked,
They could not tell me how to tread the path.
 
Instead, when they found out that I am king
Of the gods, they asked me why I’d come to them,
And it was I who taught them what I knew
Of Dharma, and at that, rejoicing, they
 
Cried: "It’s Vasava, the lord, we’ve seen!"
But now -- I’ve seen the Buddha, and my doubts
Are all dispelled, my fears are allayed,
And now to the Enlightened One I pay
Homage due, to him who’s drawn the dark
 Of craving, to the Buddha, peerless,
Mighty Hero, Kinsman of the Sun!
Just as Brahma’s honored by the gods,
 
So likewise today we honor you,
Enlightened One, and Teacher unsurpassed,
Whom none can equal in the human world,
Or in space, dwelling place of the gods!

Then Sakka, King of the Gods, said to Pancasikha of the gandhabbas: "My dear Pancasikha, you have been of great help to me for gaining the ear of the Blessed One. For it was through your gaining his ear that we were admitted to the presence of the Blessed One, the Arhat, the supremely enlightened Buddha. I will be a father to you; you shall be king of the gandhabbas, and I will give you in marriage to Bhadda Suriyacaccasa, whom you desire."
 
Then Sakka, King of the Gods, touched the earth with his hand and said three times:
 
Homage to the Worthy One, the Blessed One, the Rightly Awakened One!
Homage to the Worthy One, the Blessed One, the Rightly Awakened One!
Homage to the Worthy One, the Blessed One, the Rightly Awakened One!
 
While this explanation was being given, there arose in Sakka the dustless, stainless Dharma eye: "Whatever is subject to origination is subject to cessation" -- as it also arose in his following of devas.

Such were the questions tht the Blessed One answered at Sakka's bidding. So this discourse is called "Sakka's Questions."