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Wednesday, June 24, 2026

'Jackass: Best and Last' comedy film


It's plain stupid (only a lil funny)
REVIEW: We can't recommend this one. It's not as funny as previous installments, and it's almost certainly NOT the last Jackass film. They always say it will be their last, which helps sales. The problem here is not that there isn't nostalgia. It's that it's weak. It's not their best work. There is little set up to each scenario, and then it's over and on to the next thing. A previous sequel saw Knoxville dress like an old man with his scrotum hanging out unawares; he goes out and about, laughs ensue. Here, there is one call back to that, and that seems authentic and funny. If you like gay homoeroticism among professed heterosexual bros, you'll love this -- with all its fecal, anal, ball-busting torture. Did we mention feces? There's no shortage of that. And there's lots of full-frontal male nudity for the gents. Ladies, stay home. This is not representative of what most men are up to. This is for drug abusers, like Knoxville and Steve-O to make money milking cringe for what it might be worth. Rating: C or C-.

DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU.

Knoxville drug abuse explains a lot

jackass: best and last | official trailer (2026 movie). Here are 10 of the best pranks and stunts:
(WatchMojo.com) Top 10 moments of the juvenile, immature, and dumb Jackass series

(Paramount Pictures) June 26, 2026: It’s time to relive the best and experience the last. Watch the official trailer for Jackass: Best and Last, only in theatres Friday, June 26. #jackassmovie #jackassbestandlast


Johnny Knoxville, creative genius (MTV)
Johnny Knoxville
and the gang return for one final fling at the big screen. Featuring all-new stunts and stupidity along with the greatest hits and biggest laughs from the past, Jackass: Best and Last is a joyously raucous celebration of all the mischievous camaraderie that audiences have come to love and expect from these idiots over the past 25 years.

Jackass crew on popular questions


So grab some dumb little buddies, raise glasses, and come experience the cinematic event that promises to be the last time anyone will ever laugh this hard in a theatre.
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Thursday, November 6, 2014

Man to be eaten alive by snake (video)


I think it's a good idea. More people should try it. What could possibly go wrong?


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The god sends a big fish to save Jonah.
Naturist and wildlife filmmaker Paul Rosolie wants to be eaten by a giant snake -- on purpose -- and live to tell the story. What's it like in there, Jonah, in the belly of the beast? A whale of a tale, Rosolie will provide an answer from direct experience through the digestive tract. Animal cruelty or insanely dangerous stunt for ratings?

Next he will don a prana-suit and go boldly where no human has gone before, death, and return unharmed to tell us all about it: Were you reborn? Did the worms in your coffin bother you? Was there a white light whiter and brighter than any you'd ever seen?

Crocodile, walking around in style, forgot his snake-proof suit before getting eaten (bTV).
 
(Questions: How will victim go to the bathroom? How will he avoid being constricted to death? How will he avoid a claustrophobic attack like the worst case of waterboarding ever? How will Mr. Anaconda not notice that you're still alive while reaching the terminus sphincter of the nether regions? And how are you going to avoid cutting him or her open to save your life when you change your mind midway through? Not since the first non-Sherpa got the idea to climb Everest just because it was there have we heard of such a foolhardy, if tantalizing, adventure! Good luck through the topsy turvy reaches of the Animal womb/realm or Tiracchana yoni).


Catch EATEN ALIVE on Sunday, Dec. 7, 2014 9:00/8:00c on Discovery

Monday, November 28, 2011

Prison guard rapes prisoners (audio)

It took years before allegations of Harry Nicoletti's abuse were investigated by the state Dept. of Corrections and charged by the DA (Michael Henninger/Post-Gazette.com).

From State Pens to Penn State
Mumia Abu Jamal (Prison Radio)
(Nov. 11, 2011) The shocking child sex scandal rocking (Paterno and) Penn State University in State College, PA (and now Bernie Fine at Syracuse) is an explosion of almost nuclear proportions.

It has all the elements designed to produce a media firestorm: fame, money, illicit sex, deception -- and betrayal. At the core of it is betrayal of the country's deepest religion -- sports -- and of those we claim to adore and revere most, the children.The scandal has shown how great wealth, fame, and the business of college sports corrupted everything and everyone, to keep the gravy train rolling. Penn State's football program is an extremely lucrative gravy train, bringing in tens of millions of dollars.



Penn State Univ. itself is the biggest employer in State College and one of the biggest colleges in the US with over 45,000 students.

The gravy here flowed thick and heavy. And like other powerful institutions, its sins were covered so as not to rock the money-making boat.

It reminds us of the great scandals that shook the foundations of the Catholic Church in the 1990s, the ripples of which are still with us.

They remind us that rape is about power -- and sex is but a tool of domination of the weak by the powerful.

That same dynamic is at work whether it is a man and a woman, a priest and a child, or a coach and a boy.

But is it the same when it is two men?



How about when one man is a prison guard [pictured left] and other a prisoner?

When news leaked out several months ago that rapes were widespread in the blocks of the state prison in Pittsburgh, PA, the reaction was largely local, mostly concentrated in Western Pennsylvania.

Here it has all the dynamics of the rape culture we have discussed: It is the powerful against the powerless.

Indeed, in some respects it is more pronounced, for systems are in place to protect women and children (whether they are followed or not is another question), which necessitates hiding these things.
  • Penn. prison guard Harry Nicoletti, 59, was arrested and accused of sexually and physically abusing more than 20 inmates, according to the Allegheny County DA. He faces 92 counts of institutional sexual assault, official oppression, terroristic threats, and simple assault.
But in prison, the indicted guard, Harry Nicoletti, allegedly used his power as a state prison official to threaten men he raped and abused with being sent to the "hole" [isolation] and death if they told.

He reportedly ordered prisoners to contaminate food with spit, urine, and feces. He punched, slapped, and spat on prisoners. He used racist language with complete abandon. And these things went on for years.

Schools, churches, and prisons -- institutions of immense social power, exploiting, abusing, and hurting the powerless -- are places that seemingly attract rapeholics.
  • Source: The Pittsburgh-based Human Rights Coalition has been working on this story and related ones for the last several years.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Nagas in the News: Man Bites Snake

A Qantas airliner was grounded after four snakes went missing on a passenger flight from Alice Springs to Melbourne(AFP/File/David Hancock). "Qantas will be dead in six months"

KENYAN Ben Nyaumbe says he had to bite a snake in a fight for survival that ended with them both falling out of a tree alive.

The farm manager said he was working alone at a property near Malindi, on the Kenyan coast, when he stepped on something "spongy" and found a python was wrapping itself around his legs.

“The python, apparently hunting for goats, attempted to bind both my legs. But I struggled hard,” he told the Daily Nation. The snake then coiled around his left arm.

“It waggled its ragged and scary tail on my mouth. I had to bite it as I struggled, one hand incapacitated,” he said. Mr. Nyaymbe said he grabbed onto a tree to stop the snake dragging him away. But after an hour he tired and let go of the tree.

He said the snake pulled him up into another tree but rested when it reached the branches. “This gave me the opportunity to remove my phone from my pocket. I had not been able to do so all the time I struggled,” he said. More>> (Also reported by BBC)

Baby pythons escape during flight
MELBOURNE, Australia – Four baby pythons escaped from a container aboard a passenger plane in Australia, leading to a search that forced the cancellation of two flights, the airline said Thursday.

Twelve non-venemous Stimson pythons were being transported Tuesday on a flight from Alice Springs to Melbourne in the plane's cargo area in a bag inside a plastic foam box with air holes.

When the flight landed, it was discovered that four snakes had escaped... More>>