Justin Timberlake's penis issues

Justin, let me feel it! - Here, Baby. - Where is it?

Justin Timber goes viral | Metro News

Long ago, so long ago that almost no one can remember, Justin Timberlake was involved in a planned wardrobe "malfunction" with Janet Jackson, Michael's sister. People say it was totally staged, and she got in big trouble -- shamed and cancelled. Nothing happened to him. His reputation grew if anything. But things have a funny way of coming back to us and biting us in the shorts. Now they have taken a big bite out of Timberlake's alcohol-abusing shorts. He has no... "What do you mean he has no...? He's bringing sexy back! What's that tiny bulge?" That? That's just bunched up shorts. "Oh. Wow. Have you taken into consideration 'shrinkage'?" He wasn't swimming; he was flying.

Justin Timberlake’s awkward wardrobe malfunction during concert captured on video

Culture/Celebs by Samantha Whidden, Dec. 17, 2024 | 7:38 am CST, photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Live Nation; photo by JettyMay/TikTok

Oh, my boob, Justin, it's showing on national TV. - Whoa, I am so surprised that I did that!

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I should never have drunk that drink.

Former NSYNC ("in sink") bandmate Justin Timberlake experienced a noticeably awkward wardrobe malfunction while performing on stage last week.

During the Nashville’s Bridgestone Arena stop of his Forget Tomorrow World Tour, Timberlake attempted to situate himself in a harness while performing “Mirrors.” Unfortunately for the singer, the strap around his lower body was too tight, causing his groin area to hit the spotlight.

The entire ordeal was captured on video and quickly posted on TikTok. The comments section was quickly filled with compliments and criticism.

• “The way my jaw dropped,” one TikTok user wrote.
• “Honey, NO ONE TOLD HIM during rehearsals? Oof.”
• “A confirmation I didn’t need,” another TikToker commented. “But a confirmation nonetheless.”
• “I think you saw Justin’s Timber,” a TikToker told the video’s creator, who replied with a cry-laughing emoji.
• “Just because you seen it doesn’t mean that we have to,” a fellow TikTok user added.
• Other TikTok users pointed out that the harness wasn’t needed for the show.
• “Justin Timberlake has no business flying in the air during his concerts,” a TikToker criticized.
• Other TikTokers referenced Chris Brown, who was stuck in the air mid-concert due to a harness issue. 

Justin Timberlake deals with personal life issues amid his Forget Tomorrow World Tour

I'm bringing sexy back, Everybody!

The wardrobe malfunction at Bridgestone Arena occurred just months after Justin Timberlake had dealt with personal life struggles.

The “Can’t Stop the Feeling” hitmaker’s problems began last summer when he was arrested for allegedly driving while intoxicated in Sag Harbor, New York.

In September, Timberlake pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of driving while ability impaired and received 25 hours of community service, a $500 fine, and a 90-day driver’s license suspension [and a talking to by his beautiful celebrity wife, Jessica Biel, about wanting a divorce].

He must also make a public safety announcement, urging drivers not to get behind the wheel after drinking.

However, the issues didn’t stop after the sentencing. Rumors began circulating that things between Timberlake and his wife, Jessica Biel, weren’t going well.

A source close to the couple told People that they have moved on from the arrest and are “relieved that it’s in the past.”

“They are both committed to staying married,” the insider shared.

“Jess [Biel] thinks he’s a wonderful dad [and doesn't care about his penile issues one bit, not one bit]....” More

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Justin Bieber raped, may be pregnant

CC Liu, Pat Macpherson, Ashley Wells, Wisdom Quarterly

MICHAEL JACKSON DOCTOR FOUND GUILTY

First Herman "Koch" Cain, now this. Child music idol Justin Bieber is being accused of having gone "all the way" -- possibly against his will, certainly without his consent. (By law minors are not able to consent to sex, so having sex with them is "statutory rape").

Now someone is pregnant, and baby, baby, baby Bieber is willing to take a paternity test to prove it is not him, uh, his. One thing's sure: former-child star abusing Conrad Murray will not be conducting that test. No comment yet from girlfriend/beard Selena Gomez.

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While these allegations would give little Bieber street credentials with Ludacris and the rap/hip-hop underworld (which engages in a lot of secret homosexual activity it justifies as hazing), it would shock and scandalize soccer moms and church groups everywhere.

Was baby Justin, shown here with Ludicrous in possibly the world's most viewed video, statutorily raped by Mariah Laci Yeater (shown below)?

They have already lost former Mouseketeers Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Christina Aguilera and with Lindsay Lohan in and out of jail, anti-sex trafficking advocate Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi, and Drew Barrymore having gotten away with more than all of them (allegedly).

What is our world coming to? Not since the Partridges or Bradys were dating (each other) or Donny and Marie and the Mamas and the Papas seemed a bit too close have the tabloids had so much to wag about. Oh, Justin, say it ain't so!

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Testosterone Makes the Man

PFC Michael Sandoval, Ashley Wells (Wisdom Quarterly)

Liberal Brian and closeted, hyper-masculine killer Stewie in the Army (Fox TV)

Sadly most US men suffer from "testosterone poisoning" or they behave like they do. From the example of our political leaders (Clinton's satyriasis, Hillary's lesbianism, Pres. Obama's bisexuality) to the use of toxic plastics and other major sources of xenoestrogens, our hormones are all over the map.

This hormone disruption is inflamed by hyper-masculinity in video games, sports, music, gun use and, oddly, homosexuality. Sexual misconduct of obsession and acting like wolves leads to indiscriminate behavior with almost any receptive and some unreceptive partner.

In the military, for example, sexual assault and rape are commonplace. Many of those attacks are male on male. Just as Afghan Pashtuns are accused and condemned for engaging in bacha bazi (dancing boy pederasty/molestation), US soldiers hypocritically engage in similar behavior in the name of top dog pirate/prison machismo. Pirates are famous for the booty they make off with, and they are not the only ones.

A new report, however, reveals that it is a biological trick. Genes and social training gear men for excessive interest in spreading seeds and making conquests, upping the chances of impregnating someone and spreading those genes. But when the baby comes, dwoop! Testosterone levels drop precipitously -- and with those levels attitudes must change uncomfortably. Suddenly it's my daughter, and I think I know what men are thinking when they look at her. Testosterone makes men, not fatherhood. But NPR disagrees.

Fatherhood, Not Testosterone, Makes The Man

(NPR, Weekend Edition, Sept. 17, 2011) A new study says that when men become fathers, our testosterone levels drop. Like a brick. I doubt that many fathers are surprised. Transcript

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