South Park: "Casa Bonita" (Season 16, Episode 9, Part 1)
(South Park episodes but as playlists) Kyle's parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita, Colorado's version of a Mexican Disneyland. When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over him, Cartman arranges to have Butters go "conveniently" missing.
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¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor! ("Beautiful Hose, My Love")
The IT has finally been built with hole control
(MTV Documentary Films) The new documentary from the makers of Comedy Central's hit adult cartoon South Park is called ¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor! It's about the purchase of childhood dreamland, a Mexican restaurant in Denver, Colorado, that is so big, colorful, and busy with activities that it's really more a "Mexican Disneyland" than an eatery and cantina. It has everything...and a lot of problems only money, management and luck will be able to solve.
From Sweet Relief, MTV Documentary Films, and the producers of the Emmy®-nominated Six Days to Air, ¡CASA BONITA MI AMOR! tracks the rise, fall, and revival of the beloved Colorado landmark Casa Bonita by South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
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WARNING: Bad words used for attempted comedic effect to play on cable (HBO), funny but foul!
Deep-Sea Mining: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(LastWeekTonight) June 13, 2024: John Oliver discusses deep-sea mining, whether or not it’s worth doing, and which undersea creature he most wants to kill and devour.
Connect with Last Week Tonight online...on YouTube for more almost news as it almost happens, on Facebook like your mom would, on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news, or visit official site for all that other stuff at once: hbo.com/lastweektonight
(Double Down News) May 17, 2024: While all eyes are on Gaza, Israel is arming, promoting, and protecting illegal Jewish settlers in the West Bank to commit genocide as the state is doing in Gaza. This is a war against all Palestinians, not merely an ethnic cleansing of Gaza. This is not a misunderstand or a rogue element on the prowl stealing property by driving Palestinians out of their homeland. These are crimes against humanity aided and abetted by the Israeli military, the Knesset, the IDF, the court system, PM Netanyahu, and of course the Mossad. All of Israel is involved, except for the few Jewish Israelis who are vocal anti-Zionists, like the Ultra-Orthodox Jews of Jerusalem (Mea Shearim) such as Neturei Karta (nkusa.org).
The acronym WWJD can mean many things. In Berkeley, it stands for, "What would Jello do?" Jello is Jello Biafra, the brilliant if slightly preachy former lead singer of the patriotic punk rock band the Dead Kennedys and founder of Alternative Tentacles Records.
(It is more patriotic to critique and try to improve one's country than to mindlessly go along with anything it says or does in the name of capitalism, assassinating presidents, hegemony, imperialism, racism, sexism, war-profiteering, and other misdeeds).
"Welcome to 1984" (DKs)
Some people think the "J" should really only refer to Jesus, but that is contradicted by the fact that those who say they talk to Jesus are deemed "good," whereas those who say that Jesus talks to them are deemed "nuts."
It is, in fact, not about talking but calling to mind a role model. What would the Buddha do? What would an arhat (an enlightened person) do? What would a saint do? What would kindKwan Yin or rebelMother Mary do? (Both are goddesses of compassion in the world).
If we call to mind our best example of a human person or spiritual being, then that can help guide our own decision-making when it comes to sorting out tough dilemmas or forks in the road of life.
Is trans different from non-binary? D'uh! (lol)
Forget the sandal. It's the gourd!
Some think Jesus is best, so to be able to stay on his team, they imagine he would be very "woke." Other followers hate this idea. As with most things, Christians are divided. It's like that scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian. The Messiah figure runs because so many followers need something from Him.
He takes off so quickly that he drops a sandal and his water gourd. Followers pick up these items, reasoning that the sacred object must have been left behind by the Savior as a guide symbolic of his presence.
Is the gourd the water of life, or is the sandal expressive of the path we must follow? Gourd, sandal? Sandal, gourd? And then they begin killing each other for the crime of worshiping the wrong symbol.
Woke Jesus
(The Babylon Bee) Want proof that Jesus was a woke socialist? Look no further than these classic quotes straight from the Bible.
Get your copy of "Woke Jesus" today and defend your faith against progressive ideology: lucasmiles.org/bee.#comedy #bible #woke #jesus #christian #methodist #unitedmethodist
WARNING: Foul language and not nice things about Jesus and God. For
God so ordained that Nicholas Bowling get a lot of view but have
a hard time doing so at the Louisville Gay Pride Festival, Pt. 2
The Babylon Bee, May 6, 2024; Nicholas Bowling; Seth Auberon, Pfc. Sandoval, Dhr. Seven (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
Chinese Australian Jenny Tian, 11/17/23; CC Liu, Crystal Quintero (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
WARNING: Adult themes, dating, being single, love, sex, virginity, parents, cussing, profanity, race!
Being Asian
Show Jenny Tian: Picture This - full comedy special
(Jenny Tian) Premiered Nov. 17, 2023: It's my very first comedy special! Picture This is filled with jokes, drawings, and three very funny and completely true tales of betrayal.
00:00 - 01:09 Intro
01:10 - 03:10 Drawings - Tits
03:11-04:24 Getting Drunk
04:25-08:28 Being Asian
08:29-16:46 The Betrayal of Culture
16:47-17:29 Drawings - Guessing Commonalities
17:30-25:34 Dating
25:35-32:19 The Betrayal of Love
32:20-34:22 Drawings - The Most Beautiful View
34:23-35:30 BJJ
35:31-37:18 Being a Naughty Girl
37:19-39:05 Worst Video Interview
39:06-41:16 Marriage
41:16-51:20 The Betrayal of Friendship
51:21-52:09 CEOs
52:10-52:49 Credits
Enjoy it. :) And if you do, share it with your mates. The special is free, so if you want to support me, I've got merch available: sound-merch.com.au/collection...
(Netflix Is A Joke) Nov. 23, 2022. Kevin Hart, Gabriel Iglesias, Amy Schumer, Cedric the Entertainer, and others dunk on that inscrutable Gen Z. Will those "kids" never learn? It won't matter. Z2 is already on its way. Subscribe.
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Indian guru tries to convince Gordon Ramsay to be vegetarian | Gordon's Great Escape
(Food Network UK, March 27, 2020) TV Chef Gordon Ramsay goes to an ashram in southern India to try out vegetarian food made by a guru [or the guru's spiritual-business organization, temple, cult]. Do you think Chef Ramsay will be convinced that it's better to have a vegetarian diet than the carnivorous one he's been feeding off of for many years?
Comedienne Whitney Cummings has a sex robot made for her boyfriend, and it does her dirty work. Watch her special "Can I Touch It?" on Netflix. Remember Robot Sofia, who is a citizen of Saudi Arabia? Ask Jimmy Fallon. Well, now "Whitney II" is here to ease us into future shock, a world where we are addicted to cell phones, spying devices, and the full internet experience using A.I. (artificial intelligence), algorithms, and learning android bots. This way we come into the future laughing with an edgy comedienne instead of shrieking in terror for Ed Snowden. Sex made the VCR a success. Guess sex will make the bot a household item, too.
(JRE Clips) Joe Rogan, Whitney Cummings, and her robot "Bear Claw"
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Once the Blessed One was staying among the Bhaggas in the Deer Park at Bhesakala Grove, near the Crocodile Haunt. Then early in the morning he dressed and, with robe and bowl, went to the home of the householder Nakula's father (Nakulapitā).
When he arrived he sat on a seat made ready. Nakula's father and Nakula's mother (Nakhulamātā) greeted the Blessed One, bowed, and sat respectfully to one side. Sitting there, Nakula's father said:
The Buddha's parents reunited in this life.
"Venerable sir, ever since Nakula's mother was a young girl brought to me [to be my future wife as arranged by our loving parents] when I was a young boy, I am not aware of being unfaithful to her even in thought, much less in body. We want to see one another in this life and in the future in lives to come."
Nakula's mother then said to the Blessed One: "Venerable sir, ever since I was a young girl brought to Nakula's father [to be his future wife] when he was a young boy, I am not aware of being unfaithful to him even in thought, much less in body. We want to see one another in this life and in the future in lives to come."
"Karma: It's Everywhere You're Going To Be."
[The Buddha advised them in karmic terms:] "If both husband and wife wish to see one another in this life and also in lives to come, they should [seek to] be in tune [with one another]
WARNING: Profanity! Disrespect! Obscenity! Jimmy Dore lays into cops in general and the police union (New York Association of Police Benevolent Associations) mouthpiece Mike O'Meara.
WARNING: Comedy The Little HoursRED BAND trailer with Aubrey Plaza, Dave Franco, Fred Armisen, Alison Brie, Molly Shannon,Kate Micucci, John Reilly, and Nick Offerman.
The opening scene of The Little Hours, which is based on Giovanni Boccaccio's 14th century novella The Decameron, the "Human Comedy," is idyllic.
Framed by wildflower-covered hills of Tuscany, Italy, a young nun slowly leads a donkey as a choir sings, presumably from a not-too-distant convent. Moments later, a young man smiles at two passing nuns.
"Good day," he says. "It's a beautiful morning, sisters." "Don't f*cking talk to us!" screams one nun, reaching for a hatchet. The other chimes in with more profanity -- the most I've ever heard spoken in 10 seconds.
The most blistering of the torch-tongued is none other than Aubrey Plaza, who rolled her eyes as "April Ludgate" for all seven seasons of NBC comedy Parks and Rec. Plaza is also a co-producer of The Little Hours, along with her boyfriend... More
A new study suggests that swearing makes it easier to bear pain.
As reported by LiveScience.com, researchers found after testing 64 volunteer subjects that muttering curse words helped increase their tolerance for pain. Richard Stephens with England based Keele University, who is one of the study’s authors, is quoted in the report as stating of the results:
“Swearing has been around for centuries and is an almost universal human linguistic phenomenon…It taps into emotional brain centers and appears to arise in the right brain, whereas most language production occurs in the left cerebral hemisphere of the brain.”
Researchers reportedly attribute the increased tolerance to an initiation of a fight or flight response in humans. More about the study may be found in the August 5 publication of the NeuroReport journal. Source
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[On the subject of karma and talking, the Buddha said:] I declare that [physical, verbal, or mental] actions willed, per-formed, and accumulated will not become extinct as long as their results have not been experienced, be it in this life, in the next life, or in subsequent future lives. And as long as these results of actions willed, performed, and accumulated have not been experienced, there will be no making an end to suffering, I declare.
...And how is tainted failure in living fourfold in verbal acts?
There is one who is a "liar." When one is in the council in one's community or in another assembly, or among one's relatives, one's guild, in the royal court, or when one has been summoned as a witness and is asked to tell what one knows, then,
though one does not know, one will say, "I know";
though one does know, one will say, "I do not know";
though one has not seen, one will say, "I have seen"; and
though one has seen, one will say, "I have not seen."
1. One utters deliberate lies in that way, be it for one's own sake, for the sake of others, or for some material advantage.
2. One utters divisive speech: what one hears here one reports elsewhere to foment conflict there; and what one hears elsewhere one reports here to foment conflict here.
Thus one creates discord among those united, and one incites still more those who are in discord. One is fond of dissension, one delights and rejoices in it, and one utters words that cause dissension.
3. One speaks harshly, using speech that is coarse, rough, bitter, and abusive, that makes others angry and causes distraction of mind. It is such speech that one utters.
4. One indulges in frivolous chit chat: one speaks what is untimely, unreasonable, and unbeneficial, having no connection with the Doctrine or the Discipline [the Dharma or the Vinaya]. One's talk is not worth treasuring; it is inopportune, inadvisable, unrestrained, and harmful.
In this way, tainted failure in living is fourfold in verbal acts.*
*NOTE: On the threefold ripening of karma, see Text 24 and Chapter III, Note 13. The Buddha's statement -- that there is no making an end to suffering without experiencing the results of all actions performed -- must be understood with the reservation (which [the commentary] makes explicit in connection with "karma ripening in future lives") that reference is to "karma that is actually capable of yielding a karmic result" (vipakaraha-kamma).
But under certain circumstances karma can be annulled by a counteractive or destructive karma, and the arhat, by terminating the conditions for rebirth, extinguishes the potential for ripening of all one's past karma. The statement in the present text must also be understood in the light of the following sutra passage:
"If one says that in whatever way a person performs a karmic action, in that very same way one will experience the result -- in that case there will be no (possibility for) the holy life [brahmacaryaor a life leading to enlightenment], and no opportunity would appear for making a complete end to suffering.
"But if one says that a person who performs a karmic action (with a result) that is variably experienceable, will reap its result accordingly -- in that case there will be (a possibility for) the holy life, and an opportunity would appear for making a complete end to suffering" (AN III, 110).
Excerpts from "The Extinction of Karma" discourse (AN X, 206) translated by BhikkhuBodhi, from the book The Numerical Discourses of the Buddha, Chapter of the Tens, Discourse 206.
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