Showing posts with label jeff bezos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jeff bezos. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2026

'Melania' FLOPS, posters vandalized across LA

Melania Trump doc ads vandalized, forcing reroute of buses | FOX 11 Los Angeles
INDECLINE (via Storyful) vandals depict Melania defecating on American flag

I'll sell you my Eastern European girlfriend, Don. - Did you two bang? - Did I, no, no, she's pure.

But you're dead, right, Epstein? - No, no, I faked my suicide and am back on my Pedo Island.

I feel so ugly compared to rich pro Melania

He is so disgusting and stupid.
(pale blue wave) I stopped her in the park, and what she told me broke my heart. So I photographed her portrait.

If "ugly" is a feeling (emotion), is beauty? Is self-confidence beautiful and doubt revolting? Personality is incomprehensibly important so that even dwarves, Elephant Men, Beasts, and other hideous creatures are beautiful to some Beauties out there. Beauty is only skin deep. And deep inside the skin are very lovely things -- charming, comely, funny, rich! What is anyone after other than being loved, loving, feeling protected and comforted, understood and accommodated?


beauty, sadness, loneliness, photography, park, parable of touching a woman, dating, heartbreak, marriage, the four bases of popularity

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Monday, September 15, 2025

South Park: Jeff Bezos' Amazon.com


I'm not a UFO alien freak, right? Hahaha
(SouthScope) South Park's shocking new episode just destroyed multi-billionaire and corporate egomaniac Jeff Bezos, Mr. Amazon, whose beautiful marriage to L.A. Latina Lauren Sanchez shocked the world and upset the economy of Florence, Italy.

Jeffrey Preston Bezos (né Jorgensen, born Jan. 12, 1964) is an American businessman best known as the founder, executive chairman, and former president and CEO of Amazon.com, the world's largest e-commerce and cloud computing company.

According to Forbes, as of May 2025, Bezos's estimated net worth exceeded $220 billion, making him the third richest person in the world [3]. He was the wealthiest person from 2017 to 2021, according to Forbes and the Bloomberg Billionaires Index [4][5]. More

Friday, April 18, 2025

Bush Barbie, Joe Rogan nail Katy Perry


What the top of Mt. Stupid looks like – Blue Origin’s “astroNOTS” with Katy Perry
(Derek Van Schaik) April 17, 2025: This is not feminism, nor is it progress; this is like pink washing ("greenwashing," a kind of whitewashing or "hogwash" to appear green, in this case to appear pro-female). The world’s most qualified asstronauts in human history recently made a trip up to "space" in a dildonic Blue Origin thruster to do very important scientific research to further humanity.


Okay, maybe kids who graduate from Space Camp are more justified in calling themselves "astronauts" or "scientific researchers" than these blue suited ladies. Well, at least these “astronauts” were professional enough to maintain their composure on their way down to Earth ten minutes later.

Okay, fine, this was a just a billionaire’s version of a 10-minute carnival ride. Yes, the entire trip takeoff to landing lasted just 10 minutes and 22 seconds. And the only "training" they received was how to buckle and unbuckle their seatbelts — so calling themselves astronauts seems inaccurate and unfair to real astronauts.


What’s the saying? Chopping down one tree doesn’t make you a lumberjack — or was that, "Guns don't kill people...it’s mostly the bullets." These sayings are usually used in a different context, but the principle still holds: a single brief experience doesn’t make one a pro. What was most ridiculous thing about this stinking B.O. joyride? Let everyone know in the comments below.

Self-made spaceman David Bowie's injured eye

Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Cringe: FAKE Space Cadets, Katy Perry

(The Jimmy Dore ShowFAKED! Blue Origin’s FAKE all-women space flight to Karmen Line
Women in space, we love it! It's not embarrassing! ET Ambassador Katy Perry leads the way!
Katy Perry and gal pals hilariously mocked, labelled cringe after 11-min all-female 'mission'
O, Big Phallus of the Sky, we're counting on you! - 100 km (62 miles) up is "outer space"?

Look, Russell Brand, I'm an astronaut!!!
(Sky News Australia) Shop Amazon.com because it ain't cheap for CEO Jeff Bezos to pull off stunts like this. Sky News All Stars. An all-female Blue Origin space crew with celebrities including Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez and Oprah Junior Gayle King has been hilariously mocked after it returned to earth following an 11-minute trip into space. Katy Perry jumped out of the aircraft and kissed the ground in a painfully cringe moment that has been roasted online.

ASS-stro-NOTS in "space" (less than 65 miles up on a riding vibrator/dild*)
How fake are "space walks"? They're done in a pool above a CGI screen.
Katy Perry requests abduction and insemination from ETs: Singalong?

Trump's health, women in space, golf

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s deportation and how Trump fails to deliver | The Daily Show

(The Daily Show) April 14, 2025: Jon Stewart measures Trump's weight on the authoritarian scale. Between the president's refusal to correct the wrongful deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia to his incompetence on a variety of issues, Donald's dictatorship isn't looking very healthy. #DailyShow #JonStewart #Trump


Trump brags about his “excellent health,” celebrities launch into space and more tariff confusion
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) A 5.2 earthquake hit right outside San Diego this morning, a group of celebrity women launched into space on Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin [pocket] rocket, Katy Perry (Catty Purry) gave quite the interview after her experience, Bernie Sanders "played" Coachella over the weekend where he gave a rousing speech about America to an audience who doesn't know who Queen guitarist Brian May is, Irishman Rory McIlroy won The Masters, the results of Trump’s annual physical exam are in and he “remains in excellent health,” his doctor claims that Trump is 6’3” and 224 pounds, Don gave his own medical update to reporters on Air Force One where he bragged about how he aced a rudimentary cognitive test, JD Vance broke the college football trophy while the National Champion Ohio State Buckeyes visited the White House, Trump coldly rejected RFK Jr’s wife Cheryl Hines (Curb Your Enthusiasm) over the weekend at a UFC fight, Secretary of Education Linda McMahon is making a run at the clown crown by revealing that she has no idea what A.I. is, there was more tariff confusion over the weekend, and with Easter right around the corner The White House is scrambling to lower the price of chicken eggs.

Thursday, October 13, 2022

Mark Thompson: SF's KGO sells out (audio)

Comedian-Weatherman Mark Thompson, Lauren Sanchez (billionairess); Eds., Wisdom Quarterly

Mark Thompson (Rich Lieberman)
(KGO IN EXILE: The Mark Thompson Show) KGO in Exile's Town Hall on Oct. 10, 2022. San Francisco's KGO radio hosts join ex-talk show host Mark Thompson ("The Edge" Podcast) and listeners to discuss the final minutes of KGO Radio, plans for the future, and the legacy of a legendary radio station selling out to corporate and gambling interests. Now all the DJs/personalities are out of a job and Mark Thompson (who weekly joins Los Angeles' Tim Conway Jr. Show on KFI 640 AM. Keep Thompson on the air on YouTube by supporting on patreon.com.

(FOX 11) LA's Mark Thompson dances from job to job, gig to gig

Sunday, September 18, 2022

World's 2nd richest man: India's Gautam A

Joe Hernandez, NPR.org, 9/17/22; CC Liu, Sheldon S. (eds.), Wisdom Quarterly
Gautam Adani (center) attends the UP Investors Summit, on 6/3/22 (Rajesh Kumar Singh/AP).
Racist police corruption, climate chaos, Republican fascism? (occupy.com)
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Move over, Jeff Bezos. India's richest man is now wealthier than the Amazon founder
India has rich people? Taj Mahal says yes.
(NPR) Move over, Jeff Bezos. India's richest man, Gautam Adani, shot past the Amazon founder this week in the rankings of the world's wealthiest people [mostly men].

According to lists maintained by Forbes and Bloomberg, Adani's fortune lies somewhere between $147 billion and $152 billion, putting him at No. 2 (Bloomberg) or No. 3 (Forbes) on the lists.

Bezos currently boasts around $147 billion in total net worth, placing him third (Bloomberg) or fourth (Forbes).
You don't tell me. I tell you! Got it? (Elon Musk)
A shakeup in who ranks highest among the ultrarich saw several people cycle through the second position on Friday, according to The Washington Post.

Though Adani ranks ahead of Bezos in both lists, LVMH luxury goods magnate Bernard Arnault comes up second-richest in one tally and fourth in the other.

The Times of India reported that Adani increased his wealth this year by nearly $61 billion thanks to a series of deals that have seen the industrialist's portfolio expand into cement, airports, coal, and more.

Adani is the first Asian to make the top three in the list of richest people.
Little people (Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez) look up to Leo
The top spot on both lists still belongs to [PayPal Founder and] Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk.

In a report released earlier this year, Oxfam noted that the 10 richest men on earth doubled their wealth during the course of the [profitable] COVID-19 pandemic while the incomes of 99% of the global population suffered.
Conflict of interest: Amazon is among NPR's financial supporters. Tycoon Gautam Adani is now richer than Jeff Bezos: NPR

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

World's richest man gets much richer overnight

Ashley Wells, Sheldon S., Seth Auberon, Wisdom Quarterly
Gosh, Billy, I don't know what happened. Crazy stock prices! - Feels good, doesn't it, Jeff?
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Reptilian lunch: Dinosaurs eat dinosaurs
How much is too much? (There's never enough, so no amount is too much). Revolutionaries of the past put it well, "There's enough for everyone's need, but not enough to satisfy even one person's GREED." Craving (lobha) is insatiable.

While we've all been distracted by Don John Trump's cheating with prostitutes and actresses scandal, Facebook selling and giving away our personal information, students being whipped up into the next over-produced public relations sensation, and Kevin Federline wanting more palimony from multi-millionaire ex-mom Brit-Brit Spears, the richest man in the world has grown a whole lot richer.

Who's the richest man in the world? No, not Mexican cellphone tycoon Carlos Slim. He fell off the top of the charts a while back.

No, not Russian gangster-dictator Vlad Putin, who is an all-around nice guy strongman defending his nation against NATO. His many billions have yet to be taken out of the country to wait for him on a nice tropical-style island in Sochi; he just has to stay out of Russian prison long enough to enjoy his ill-gotten gains.

No, not that woman who ran for office that time, former Hewlett-Packard heiress, and not that Heinz fortune magnate who married almost-US President John Kerry.

And, no, not even the Carlyle Group's George Bush or his family members. Not even the Oracle of Omaha, Warren Buffett, and not that fat WalMart family with all their stock.

No, we're talking about multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos (a.k.a. Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen), the owner of the Amazon.com fortune and new owner of Whole Foods Market. In one day this month, a mere 24 hours, he ended up with almost US$3 billion dollar more than the previous day. How? Amazon stock.
Who is Jeff Jorgensen call me Bezos?
Wisdom Quarterly: let's edit his Wiki page
I may be rich, but I'm still bald? No. What'll I do with my money? Physical immortality, getting off the planet, downloading my DNA and memories, life extension technology by taking the liquid matrix of my consciousness into new bodies... Don't worry about it. I got plans.
 
Yeah, so what? WTF? It's a "free" country.
The rich get richer. Make that, the richest got richer. Amazon Founder and CEO Jeff Bezos -- already the wealthiest person on the planet -- saw his fortune balloon $2.8 billion in a single day, Forbes magazine estimates.

The magazine says the latest Bezos pot of gold was the result of a 2.5 percent rise in the Amazon stock price...

Amazon.com began as an Internet merchant of books and expanded to a wide variety of products and services, most recently video and audio streaming. It is currently the world's largest Internet sales online company, as well as the world's largest provider of cloud infrastructure services via its Amazon Web Services arm.
 
Bezos diversified his business interests when he founded aerospace company Blue Origin in 2000 (his own personal SpaceX because why should billionaire Elon Musk be the only one to get off the planet at a moment's notice?) Blue Origin started test flights to space in 2015 and plans for commercial suborbital human spaceflight beginning in 2018.

What do Bezos & Musk know?
Bezos purchased The Washington Post newspaper in 2013 for US$250 million in cash to help control the mainstream media that needs to show him in a good light for him to remain rich by selling influence and protecting the powers that be that could take his wealth away.

Bezos also has a number of other business investments that are managed through Bezos Expeditions.

On July 27, 2017, he briefly became the world's wealthiest person when he accumulated an estimated net worth of just over $90 billion.

His wealth surpassed $100 billion for the first time on November 24 after Amazon's share price increased by more than 2.5%.

He was formally designated the wealthiest person in the world on March 6, 2018 with a registered net worth of $112 billion by Forbes, becoming the first centi-billionaire.

As of March 21, 2018, he has an estimated net worth of $130.8 billion, and is contended to be on track to become the wealthiest person in contemporary history. More

Jeff Bezos in the news